So, I Guess She’s Charging More than £130 an Hour Now

It seems the very, very cute former Oxford math wiz who was turning tricks for £130 an hour has moved up in the world (perhaps NSFW).

Things to ponder:

“People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that,” she says. “I’ve always had a high sex drive—and now I’m getting all the sex I want—and guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend.

“I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him oral sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild.”

Yeah, but can she give a good handjob while discussing Cascading Style Sheets?

Oh, and in New York, President Lee Myung-bak has presented three objectives in redesigning the Korea-US alliance.

NOTE: Seriously, though, there has to be something to this, as the DC Madam trial would seem to suggest — one witness was a 56-year-old PhD when she got into the business.

UPDATE: Back to the lovely Sufiah Yusof. In 2004, she married a Muslim convert — scroll down for the wedding photo. If that doesn’t give geeky white guys everywhere hope, I don’t know what will. But get this — the two split because, well, because:

Speaking yesterday from Saudi Arabia, where he works for a leading firm of City solicitors, Mr Marshall explained: “The reason we split was that I became more observant and Sufiah became less so.

“That took her in the wrong direction, away from the direction in which I wanted to go. The teachings of Islam are fundamental to your everyday life, so when paths diverge in that respect it is a major issue.

I don’t know — when Allah blesses a guy like you with a girl like that, simply be content with your remarkably good fortune.

10 Comments

  1. mateomiguel your flag
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    Wow, there’s finally one prostitute in the world I want to visit. Now, what is this £ she keeps speaking of? Is that like monopoly money?

  2. nate your flag
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    it is hard to read the story as flippantly when you follow the links through and read how she was long subjected to physical and mental abuse by her father, who was recently arrested for untoward contact with two 15-year old students he was tutoring in math.

    but whatever, to each his own.

  3. Sperwer your flag
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    As set forth in the article, the only trust that seems to be involved will be required of the US, which will have to trust that Korean visitors to the US will return home after their visits. I suspect, though, that the MOU (that acronym again) will stipulate that Koreans’ visa-free status will only commence when the overstay % drops below the regulatory permitted max and Korea implements the new digitized passports.

    Trust but verify.

  4. user-81 your flag
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    “trust that Korean visitors to the US will return home after their visits”

    The worst thing about being a call girl is visitors who won’t go home.

  5. Netizen Kim your flag
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 1:25 am | Permalink

    The great Indian 19th century mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan made love to his mother.

  6. jtb-in-texas your flag
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 3:51 am | Permalink

    sad to think her boyfriends pleasured her less than the paying customers… what a tragic waste…

  7. JohnT your flag
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 7:18 am | Permalink

    Funny and stupid at the same time

  8. Posted April 18, 2008 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    I’m having a hard time seeing what is “mutually beneficial” about giving Peace Corps volunteers, who spent two years volunteering in Korea, a chance to “experience Korea’s industrial and cultural developments”.

  9. mateomiguel your flag
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 10:04 am | Permalink

    I think we’re getting some comments here that should be in other articles… right? I fail to see how the visa waiver in the US and Peace Corps volunteers have to do with the world’s smartest call girl.

  10. Posted April 18, 2008 at 10:16 am | Permalink

    I mentioned this girl to the parent of a student I know, because she was pushing her daughter too hard. What a cautionary tale!

    The parent answered with (stop me if you’ve heard this one):
    “Korea has small space.
    Korea has few natural resources.
    Korea has only human resources.
    Korea has lots of competition.
    Koreans need good education to compete.
    Getting into a good university is the only way for Koreans to get ahead.
    Therefore I must push my daughter.”

    What I wouldn’t give just to hear something OTHER than that same tired progression for the 45th time! I find the debating skills and motivations of edu-mania parents more dull and repetitive than “fine, thank you, and you?” and it blows my mind how these boilerplate views have been so completely internalized for so many people.

    Or even just once, I’d love for someone to be honest enough to admit that PART (not all - let’s be fair, but part) of the reason moms push their daughters is: “I want to be able to boast to my ajumma friends when she gets into SNU or Heo-beo-deuh, and they will hang their heads and I will be named queen bee of the sewing circle!”

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