I swear to God, you can’t make up stuff like this. It’s like living in an irony-free zone sometimes.
In the first episode of season 2 of CGV TV’s “Sexy Mong” series (think Korean adult comedy meets Charlie’s Angels), the Sexi Mong girls — including Djamilya and her continued oral fixation — head to that den of inequity known as Hongdae, where they witness foreign men and Korean women doing the “bubi bubi dance” and hear the tale of one women who’d recently fallen victim to the evil deeds of a foreign man.
The first episode of “Sexy Mong Returns,” a four-part series to run every Wednesday and Thursday starting from April 23, is already drawing attention as its deals with an episode involving sexual assault by foreign English teachers, something that has been a social issue for some time.
Well, at least the chicks are fly…
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Well, that’s just f***ing great!
Wow! They’re hot. How do I get a job playing one of the evil English teachers?
God knows what you’d catch if you got close enough to do the ‘bubi bubi dance’ with Djamilya. Also, I trust the great Korean public not to get their serious discussion of social issues from ‘Sexy Mong Returns’.
More from the No Irony Zone:
http://www.chcgv.com/special/s.....s_list.asp
Funny, funny shit.
Obviously, all activity between English teachers and noble Hongdae Korean girls would have to revolve around ’sexual assault’.
Everybody knows all the real sluts of Korea are making money as whores. What idiot girl would give it away for free when there is an unlimited supply of frustrated salarymen, retarded university students, and just your average run-of-the mill scumbag 3-D worker who is willing to fork over his kid’s monthly hagwon payment for some crappy scotch, really crappy side dishes, and a dead lay.
Personally, I hope the media keeps up the oversexed foreigner image. Korean women who want to have a ‘foreigner friend’ know what they’re getting themselves into now…and it’s not late night Starcraft at the PC room.
Colonel Kilgore may have a very strong point!
Obviously, all activity between English teachers and noble Hongdae Korean girls would have to revolve around ’sexual assault’.
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Personally, I hope the media keeps up the oversexed foreigner image. Korean women who want to have a ‘foreigner friend’ know what they’re getting themselves into now…and it’s not late night Starcraft at the PC room.
The problem with this is that Korean women go to places like Hongdae thinking they’d meet a Brad Pitt or something. Instead, they wind up with a bunch of “Fat Bastards” (from Austin Powers) who think they got game.
I’ve posted this comment before and I should post it again: It isn’t easy being a …
Oh, just forget it!
P
When will the National Human Rights Commission start to support us by representing us against so-called journalists - amongst others - who make a livin’ outta f’ing us over?!
Pete
Pete, have you ever witnessed the foreign atrocities in the Hongdae area?! I think it could be far worse.
‘What idiot girl would give it away for free when there is an unlimited supply of frustrated salarymen, retarded university students, and just your average run-of-the mill scumbag 3-D worker who is willing to fork over his kid’s monthly hagwon payment for some crappy scotch, really crappy side dishes, and a dead lay.’ expat
ain’t it interesting that the expat leaves himself out of the korean prostitution ring when we know very well he’s very much a part of it. afterall, who do you think the millions of korean prostitutes are going to serve when the visa waiver comes?
ah, the expat, demands honesty from koreans while telling lies.
‘The problem with this is that Korean women go to places like Hongdae thinking they’d meet a Brad Pitt or something. Instead, they wind up with a bunch of “Fat Bastards” (from Austin Powers) who think they got game.’ net kim
LOL!
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Korean women want something better than a native Korean guy. That’s why they date us. Korean men like #10 just can’t handle it that’s all.
This story is the kind of thing I print off (or email) to show people back home. This way, I can show them how the majority of Koreans think. I hope Koreans and the Korean media keep proving my point.
As far as the FatBastard thing goes, many Korean women are simply getting tired of dating Korean guys who look and dress like Korean women.
so lets see the uzbek girl who has basically made it famous by ooozing sexuality and sucking on lollipops while being asked by some dipstick korea male (insert 3 inch penis comment at your lesiure)…massisayeo?
damilya answers “hmmmm massisayeo”
continues sucking
throws in an “oppa” here and there to make it geniunely sickening!!
is running around hongdae videotaping korean chics with foreigners
if i was a korean chic the first thing i would do is say
“who the hell is this 3rd world pimp’d out foreign whore telling us korean chics whats good for us?”
second i would say “taxi…..hongdae-yo”
I’ve got an idea!
Let’s make shows about Koreans immigrating to America and stealing “our” jobs that they have every right to have!
Better yet, let’s do some shows about Koreans owning guns in America and how they are potential threats to themselves and American society.
Koreans only care about human rights when their rights are violate Pete.
Just look at how many refugees aren’t in Korea and that’ll tell you something.
Well, between the fat bastards who think they have game and the skinny fucks in hip hop gear that went out of style 5 years ago…you really have to wonder why women go to Hongdae.
“afterall, who do you think the millions of korean prostitutes are going to serve when the visa waiver comes?”
you and your drunk minjok buddies. better stock up on the viagra.
Hongdae is great.
More irony-free zone:
http://www.cbs.co.kr/Nocut/Show.asp?IDX=803235
Like I said, you just can’t make up stuff like this.
Korea will become a normal country the day that its ‘journalism’ becomes something more than a sop to the sexual inadequacies of male half of the minjok. In the meantime, most of what is written there and those who pen it are not worth pissing on.
OK, in case it isn’t clear, “Sexy Mong” isn’t “journalism.” It’s an adult comedy version of “Charlie’s Angels” on cable TV.
In a country where “Pandora’s Box” counts as serious news, you’re making a distinction without a difference.
It’s shows like Sexy Mong which turn foreign ‘Fat (or skinny) Bastards’ into Brad Pitts in the eyes of Korean girls. Now nerdy foreign institute teachers are so sexually attractive to young Korean women that the media establishment must act to stop them! A great chance for an image makeover for foreign men, as the rebellious ‘bad boy’ that women crave.
#11….millions of Korean prostitutes?
I thought the nationalistic robots like yourself believed there was no such thing as a Korean prostitute?
Oh that’s right…the Americans and Japanese introduced prostitution to Korea. I forgot.
I agree with most of what is being said here. But I think John T’s method is the best. Less talk and more action guys. Even if you send send a link to people back home, you are doing something. Make sure people know about this.
How many times do we have to see a story demonizing whitey before people take action? When is enough, enough??
how dare koreans to oppress white people?!?!?! damn the media! come home!!! there’s no overt or subtle racism back home. we all treat each other with respect here. it’s a colorblind society. come back before you go insane!
No need to take “action.” Just have a sense of humor, and be sure to tell people getting upset about things like this to fuck off:
http://www.hani.co.kr/arti/cul.....82380.html
@7 “The problem with this is that Korean women go to places like Hongdae thinking they’d meet a Brad Pitt or something. Instead, they wind up with a bunch of “Fat Bastards” (from Austin Powers) who think they got game.”
You obviously don’t understand the Hongdae scene. If you are looking to take a shot at the fact that white guys’ stock is much higher at Hongdae and that they know it, no need to bring Hongdae into it. Guess what NetK… this phenomenon isn’t limited to Hongdae. White guys’ stock is higher in ALL OF SOUTH KOREA.
#19 Robert.
Well it might not be, but are you saying by implication that the mainstream Korean press has not been full of similar examples? It’s a common meme in their media as far as I am concerned.
This stuff goes back decades, people. Since 1945 Korean TV and print media have been warning women against associating with the country’s allies. Before Hongdae it was Itaewon; loads of B movies about Itaewon horrors, female journalists going undercover as bar girls, etc.
#25 So I guess you are telling most of the commentors to F-off. Because frankly, I am upset and some others seem to be a little perturbed as well. My kids are getting old enough now that it does bother me. And yes, the U.S. has race problems too. However, whitey is only socially accepted if he is self-deprecating in American society. In Uni, how many courses did you have to take telling you how WHitey is responsible for all of the wrongs in the world? And, we certainly don’t have a society that sanctions racism like Korea. To suggest that, is stupidity. Koehler, either you are blind or you have vested interest-probably the latter.. Another Isaac..
It’s tough being a white man. But you know, I’ve found that having a sense of humor helps me get through the day.
Funny. That is what Isaac said.
Remind me, what’s you beef with Isaac again?
Erm… none?
Issac Hayes?
I’ve never sat down and watched a full episode of Sexy Mong, but I have caught bits of it while channel surfing. I’m quite sure I’ve seen the girls on the show sexually assaulted by korean men many times. Don’t know how they can make us look any worse than the some of the Koreans guys they have had on that show. But I’m sure they will manage.
Oh, and for clarification, when I said to tell people to fuck off for “worrying about things like this” in #25, I was referring to the link below:
http://www.hani.co.kr/arti/cul.....82380.html
#32
Probably something sexual, given the general direction of this thread.
So up to #4… ‘haha, that’s pretty funny’ and some jokes here and there… lighthearted stuff. It’s a ridiculous looking show about hot cops with laughable premise (that sounds disturbingly like porno - #17) and a stupid pilot episode. On cable no less.
Then the monsters come out, spewing out vitriol worthy of some of the more ‘popular’ radio talk show hosts in the States. Here are the ‘names’ that people have been calling Korean male population as well as the expatriate male population.
“frustrated salarymen, retarded university students, and just your average run-of-the mill scumbag 3-D worker who is willing to fork over his kid’s monthly hagwon payment for some crappy scotch, really crappy side dishes, and a dead lay.”
“Fat Bastard”
“Korean guys who look and dress like Korean women.”
“dipstick korea male (insert 3 inch penis comment at your lesiure)”
“drunk minjok buddies”
… and apparently, “Isaac”… whatever the backstory on that may be.
Man, I’ve been told life away from home can be pretty tough but… wow.
Anyway, please continue. We got frustrated, retarded, scumbag, cross-dresser, small penis, alcoholic vs. Fat, fatherless, and… Isaac. I’m very interested in what other verbally abusive terms can be employed to Korean men in this piss contest.
Just for accuracy’s sake, I believe “Fat Bastard” was initially used in reference to expats, and “Isaac,” I assume, refers to Isaac Durst:
http://english.seoul.go.kr/tod.....4_5099.php
So why’s Isaac Durst so vilified by a certain sector of the expat population? It’s like hating The Wiggles for making Australians look bad.
#36 I find it interesting that you think being called Isaac is a verbally abusive term. Your assumption proves the point.
I’d bet most people writing some of the more abusive comments would never have written them pre-Korea. But they have been stepped on and belittled enough, and whether right or wrong, they have decided to fight back a bit.
I’ll Isaac you in the Isaac, you Isaac-ing Isaac!
@#39
Seeing as how your comment in #29 relates “isaac” with “blind” and “vested interest”, I think it’s a fair assessment that you were using it as an insult. I didn’t even know who that was until Robert clarified the issue.
“But they have been stepped on and belittled enough, and whether right or wrong, they have decided to fight back a bit.”
…by hurling juvenile insults at Korean nationals/residents in a blog that no Koreans residing in Korea reads?
“I’ll Isaac you in the Isaac, you Isaac-ing Isaac!”
Oh yeah? I’ll Isaacing Pawi you in the Isaac-hole where you stand, motherIsaacer!
Wow. Applied profanity is fun. Who knew?
God, I hope Isaac isn’t reading this…
PS: I believe Jay was using “Isaac” as an insult. Just not for Koreans, but rather their Quisling non-Korean collaborators. Put another way, he’s calling me a “house nigger.”
42: bumfromkorea: tone it down a bit — what would Isaac do?
‘I’d bet most people writing some of the more abusive comments would never have written them pre-Korea. But they have been stepped on and belittled enough, and whether right or wrong, they have decided to fight back a bit.’ huffy puffy expat
won’t you guys sing ‘we shall overcome’? man, that would be sooooooo ironic!
ps how do you guys like my new avatar?
#43 Remember-you said it.
#38,
LOL. What makes it even funnier is that you’re right.
I like it pawi, especially the 日本 part.
No Koreans residing in Korea are regular commenters, but that does not mean the blog has no Korean readers in Korea. A few MH threads have appeared on that Korean website for posting translations of foreign blog threads.
but rather their Quisling non-Korean collaborators.
When the foo shits…
Sonagi — Still, Bum’s observation is probably true. If you’re looking to tell off The (Korean) Man, this is probably not the best venue for it.
Don’t forget == Ban Ki Moon reads this blog regularly. And he’s the most prominent Korean male on the planet.
–Pawi
Let me see if I understand you correctly. Since the U.S. has had racial problems, especially whites and blacks, I should shut my mouth. My kids are in school right now here in Korea, and sorry if I’m a little concerned. And, all the Isaac’s out there that keep their golden handcuffs on tight, that help spread racist stereotypes of Westerners (white and black), and try to justify their lack of concern by harping on past wrongs in their own country need to ask themselves why they were able to put on those golden handcuffs in the first place.
Yeah, I’ve caught that Isaac guys act a few times. He’ll basically crow, bark, fetch, roll over and wet the floor like an in-bred poodle for the enjoyment of his audience. Kinda like when you decide during that intro to acting class in college when they tell you to be a house and a mouse and a tree and a flower. That’s basically when we all decided to drop out. Isaac decided to lose his integrity for the sake of the stage. I figure the guy is definitely implying you are a house-(n bomb), Robert. I’m not gonna say it.
It’s funny how some people won’t accept anyone’s perspective other than their own. Some people have been treated a little differently here than others. Some people have had the same treatment and haven’t let it cause the whole experience to be a wash. I imagine it has a bit to do with attitude.
I’m sure that Isaac is an alright guy. He feeds on something that we don’t all hunger for. I just wonder when in the name of God he turns it off. Can you go through life perpetually acting? I sometimes wonder how closely Bozo resembles Crusty.
Does Ban Ki-Mun really read this blog?
When he’s finished reading The Party Pooper, the Yangpa and Occidentalism and only then if he has time, then yes, he does.
“The problem with this is that Korean women go to places like Hongdae thinking they’d meet a Brad Pitt or something. Instead, they wind up with a bunch of “Fat Bastards” (from Austin Powers) who think they got game.”
I like that hip use of “they got game”. It has that homeboy ‘Watts’ feel about that may suggest the writer isn’t a nerd. I’m sure we’ll see ‘phat’ soon.
Questions: Why do some Korean women want to hang around with a foreign ‘Fat Bastards’ as opposed to your native garden variety such as Im Sung Hoon(RIP)? Why aren’t all the young women in Hongdae hanging with fit or thin good-looking Korean guys only? Hint: boring, same-same, really nerdy, no manners, etc…
Someone asked…
“Ain’t it interesting that the expat leaves himself out of the korean prostitution ring when we know very well he’s very much a part of it. afterall, who do you think the millions of korean prostitutes are going to serve when the visa waiver comes?”
Yes, it is interesting. However, I don’t want to endorse Korean prostitution as a whole because it’s overpriced and not that good. It’s not like the 1980s. See, a lot of people here do not know how WIDE spread prostitution in Korea really was. Itaewon was loaded down with hookers…40 bucks for a night. Now, it’s been cleaned up and put into local establishments everywhere for the higher paying Korean clientele. So, it was more of a business endorsement thana social issue. So, now I do all my whoring else where unless the biz guys are taking me out for a few freebies. Hehe!!!
Pawikirogi, where do you do you whoring? Or are you going to be ‘interesting’ and bullshit everybody here and say you don’t or never have?
I’m still curious why when I a college student in New Orleans, I went to a Korean massage parlor with friend because we had yellow fever. The girl said they only accepted Asian guys. I thought, “Where do they come from?” Flying in from Korea?
Don’t worry. Reverend Park at the local Korean Methodist church will forgive you for a donation.
#51: “If you’re looking to tell off The (Korean) Man, this is probably not the best venue for it.”
Probably not. But I thought I read here (or Dave’s ESL) that some people were airing their negative experiences as a way to tarnish Korea’s reputation abroad and scare away teachers, investors and congressmen.
Re the Isaac and Marmot comparison, the two are so completely different I wouldn’t even know where to start.
“Ain’t it interesting that the expat leaves himself out of the korean prostitution ring when we know very well he’s very much a part of it. afterall, who do you think the millions of korean prostitutes are going to serve when the visa waiver comes?”
a few nights ago one of my expat friends was taken to an anma bang in yeoksam by his korean coworkers. the anma bang refused him because he wasn’t korean. interestingly, all but one of the korean colleagues went on in to get rubbed and tugged. only one guy was cool enough to go off and have some beers with my friend who’s penis was refused servicing. main moral of the story: he (the expat) was very much NOT a part of it (korean prostitution).
#59, yep, same could be said for my love-lorn former coworker who traversed most of northern Cheongju one Sunday looking for some paid lovin’, only to be refused by a dozen or so joints. I still blame the damn Yankees and Japs, though!
“won’t you guys sing ‘we shall overcome’? man, that would be sooooooo ironic!”
You take for granted that we are all white…Think about that for a second.
very good…
You mean to tell me Korean guys have to pay to have sex in Korea?
Dang… That sure explains a lot of the drinking and whinging…
Well after watching this episode it was obvious one guys was russian (ie cheap actor aka suprize Tv show, one english teacher who will have his visa canceled just like the guy in The Host (water monster movie) and the third guy if you didnt get the drift of the show was a Korean pretending to be a Kyopy (Kor-Am). It seems he got more play pretending to be a Kor-Am. In the end of the show the lollipop sucking chick busted him by seeing his Korean Id Card.
I think you guys take this crap to serious but the Korean Guys who are protective of their flock will of course jump on the bandwagon. It was wild that the show was harder than softporn you get in the love motels. They had Korean breasts and the bad american sliding his fingers awfully close to homeplate.
Realize Korean guys would do anything to ride the white horse (F@#!) a foreign chick so it is funny that they don’t practice what they preach. In the end, its really a vocal minority to dimwits but whose to share we dont have our fairshare of white trash, etc.
As you know, ratings are the bottom line. If you were producing the show, you would grab any topic that was tabo. Im waiting for the next show with soldiers…..
John B
“Ain’t it interesting that the expat leaves himself out of the korean prostitution ring when we know very well he’s very much a part of it. afterall, who do you think the millions of korean prostitutes are going to serve when the visa waiver comes?”
By that you presumably mean the US waiver, in which case
1) What has that got to do with the majority of expats here who are not US citizens
2) Indeed what has it got to do with the US expats either, since they’re not likely to fly over to the US for it when its available here (try checking out the definition of expat before making snidey comments, since it’ll be the girls on visa waivers who’ll be the expats, not the local US consumers)
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