Here’s a Lead You Don’t Read Everyday

by Robert Koehler on April 1, 2008

From the Daily Mail:

Formula One motor racing chief Max Mosley is battling to keep his job today after it was revealed he had taken part in a Nazi-style sex orgy with five prostitutes.

Oh, the humanity.

(HT to reader)

{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Peter Webster April 1, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Good grief!! And he’s not even a Democrat!

Are you sure this isn’t an April Fool’s joke?

2 CactusMcHarris April 1, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Ah, and here I thought they were talking about a McClaren/Ferrari race war…

I believe his mother (if memory serves me correctly) was one of a set of four/five fabulous letter-writing sisters. Memory doesn’t serve me well enough to remember their family name. Que lastima!

3 nicecuppatea April 1, 2008 at 1:35 pm

“After the sex marathon, Mosley dressed again and had a quick pit-stop, turning down wine in favour of a cup of tea.”
Nazi obsessions; spanking and cups of tea. Too English to be true!

4 judge judy April 1, 2008 at 1:36 pm

that’s bizarre. but take a look at goldie hawn without makeup on the same page for a real shocker.

5 Railwaycharm April 1, 2008 at 1:40 pm

See Songi? There is hope for your aspirations to be a hooker. Practice up on your German!

6 hitest April 1, 2008 at 1:57 pm

Seems he was somewhat non-dicriminatory, spending a bit of time under and over the whip. 5 hours…yehaw Max, it’s so lonesome in the saddle since the horse died…I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle..

As misplaced as his fantasies might be, seems it was all between consenting customers, behind closed doors, and more.

7 hitest April 1, 2008 at 2:06 pm

#3 True but I still have affection for Goldie…I think she still looks pretty good in the spandex…got any pictures of yourself at the end of a 10 km run to share ? :P

…cheers to all women who don’t run with make-up on :)

8 hitest April 1, 2008 at 2:07 pm

err, that was suppose to be for #4

9 Robert Koehler April 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm

What gets me about this whole thing is that he had five girls for five hours doing all sorts of kinky shit, and the whole thing cost only £2,500, which at even current exchange rates is considerably less than Commissar Eliot Spitzer was shelling out. It’s extravagance and waste like this that’s putting our economy in the tank. Heck, Britain’s even got very cute Oxford math wizs turning tricks for £130 an hour (NSFW) — I bet Ashley Dupre couldn’t do differential equations for US$1,000 an hour.

10 Railwaycharm April 1, 2008 at 2:39 pm

All kidding aside, this five hour process is not unlike negotiating a contract with Koreans.

11 Dram_man April 1, 2008 at 6:46 pm

Just of the record, my rate for differential equations is $500. However, the kinky stuff, like intergration, is extra.

12 Dram_man April 1, 2008 at 6:46 pm

Just for the record my rate for differntal equations is US$500. Anything non-linear is extra.

13 Dram_man April 1, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Damn, I’ve been doubled!

14 sanshinseon April 2, 2008 at 8:37 am

You must be PUNISHED for double-posting, according to the disciplinary RULES of this blog. Bend over for Elsa, She-Wolf of the SS…

15 SomeguyinKorea April 2, 2008 at 9:33 am

So, I imagine Israel won’t be hosting a F1 race any day soon.

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