The Marmot’s Hole

15 Comments

1. peppermint
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 9:02 am | Permalink

   funny, but now I cant stop wondering about the um,logistics of sex with a picnic table. . Hope he got splinters!

2. foflappy
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 9:56 am | Permalink

   If it’s metal, and he flipped it on its side, he could have gone for the umbrella hole. Er….Not that I have any experience.

3. david w.
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 11:10 am | Permalink

   yeah, go ahead and laugh marmot’s readers! pfff…y’all actin’ like you never had sex with a picnic table. get real.

4. dinkus maximus
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 11:30 am | Permalink

   in a perfect world, or nearly perfect, a man would be able to have sex with a picnic table and not have his life ruined over it. in america, his face gets pasted all over the media. yes, having sex with a picnic table is weird, and if his backyard doesn’t have tall trees this is “indecent.” but what about the guy who makes “three dvds” of said act?

5. Benicio74
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

   Funny how they print the guy’s name and picture, but here in Korea they won’t reveal the full name of killers and rapists for fear of “damaging their reputation”.

6. SomeguyinKorea
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

   So, he has a strange taste in sex toys…I dind’t know sex toys were illegal in Ohio.

7. Bipolar Mindscrew
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 5:57 pm | Permalink

   My first thought was splinters too… After some careful thought, I realize this is the type of picnic table you can put an umbrella in the center… Actually a pretty good idea when you think about… for someone who can’t afford a rubber woman or the real thing…

8. Sperwer
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

   If the guy had stuck to a knothole, kept the knot and replaced at after introducing shorty, he might have been able to plead impossibility.

9. R. Elgin
   Posted March 30, 2008 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

   Breathing is possibly illegal in Ohio, thus I am not surprised the police were involved.

10. Timmy
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 2:55 am | Permalink

    Personally, I find the umbrella hole to big..er, I mean, too small.

11. Acropolis7
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    Keep this man away from Dolphins.

12. John
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    I was born and raised in Ohio and I never had sex with a picnic table … outrageous … well, maybe once with a folding chair …

13. hitest
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    I wonder if it was consentual and if the table was old enough ?

    I can’t imagine the man’s Bunt cake pan and turkey baster have been spared

    Don’t imagine he will be hosting too many dinner parties in the near future.

14. Owoe
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for expanding our horizons…

15. Railwaycharm
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    #4 having sex with a picnic table is weird, and if his backyard doesn’t have tall trees this is “indecent.”

    If it’s long enough, and hard enough, it’s indecent.