Full-Bodied House Blend

by Robert Koehler on March 29, 2008

in Korean Tabloid Crap

A little something partially Korean to warm you up this weekend — University of Missouri’s Reagan Yun (NSFW!), Playboy’s Coed of the Month of December 2006 (NSFW).

More galleries here, here and here. Oh, and here.

Be sure to check out the video (see also here), too (NSFW).

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1 WangKon936 March 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Judging by her last name, perhaps some Korean guy married some extremely hot white lady to bring Ms. Reagan Yun into the world…

2 Robert Koehler March 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm

I’m thinking that’s a pretty good guess.

3 Railwaycharm March 29, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Bless you Marmot, bless you!

4 WangKon936 March 29, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Yeah, some halves end-up looking very white or very asian rather then a blend.

There was this one time where the attendant at the local fitness gym looked like a brunette version of a younger Jilian Barbarie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....e=related). I’d see her a couple of times a week, she’d check my gym card and I wouldn’t give it a second thought. One day she said “annyeonghaseyo” without any accent, insah-ed me and offered me those shrimp chips, and I was like, “Huh? What’s a white girl doing greeting me in Korean and giving me Korean snacks?

Turns out she’s half Korean and white, a student at Cal State Long Beach and her Korean grandma lives with her. She told me all this in pretty decent Korean, and I was a bit beside myself with a Jillian Barbarie look-alike talking to me in Korean.

5 Netizen Kim March 29, 2008 at 4:39 pm

And who the hell names their daughter “Reagan”?

6 SomeguyinKorea March 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm

#5,

I’m guessing the kind of parent that breeds Playboy models: a conservative Christian.

7 WangKon936 March 29, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Another hot mix is Liz Cho, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL5RrGozlsU

A combo of a Korean surgeon and a Jewish nurse. Wow, can you imagine the academic pressure in THAT household?

8 Robert Koehler March 29, 2008 at 5:46 pm

I’m guessing the kind of parent that breeds Playboy models: a conservative Christian.

See, the religious right isn’t completely useless, after all.

A combo of a Korean surgeon and a Jewish nurse. Wow, can you imagine the academic pressure in THAT household?

Frightening.

9 Netizen Kim March 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm

#7 Liz Cho “rebelled” by merely becoming a TV anchor newswoman.

10 Brian March 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm

She’s hot. I must say though, after close inspection, that I’ve seen better airbrushing on 1980s Topps baseball cards.

11 R. Elgin March 29, 2008 at 9:03 pm

Wangdoodle, re: #4, that is a great tale! I think that’s pretty cool.

12 anunsaram March 29, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Looks about as Korean as Robin Lopez looks Hispanic.

……..by the way, what self respecting beaner names their sons Brook and Robin ?

13 dogbert March 30, 2008 at 12:36 am

An artcle in last week’s NYT on the Lopez brothers (which did not mention Wie, BTW) noted that daddy was Cuban and mommy was white.

14 Zonath March 30, 2008 at 12:39 am

#13 – A black Cuban, a white Cuban, or a mix?

15 Innocent Bystandr March 30, 2008 at 11:28 am

Is it just me, or does she seem somewhat, er, too fat, around the midsection for a coed?

16 William George March 30, 2008 at 12:09 pm

I feel that her shaved pubes makes her look like someone stole her vagina.

17 Maddlew March 30, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Yeah, she’s toooooo fat! She better start jamming three fingers down her throat after every meal so she can get that ever so feminine Zonath gravatar look going. What is it with you guys and your desire to see women who resemble the Crypt Keeper?
Innocent Bystandr, was that an attempt at irony? Are you saying that she’ not really a coed because she’s got a woman’s body?

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