Comments on: I Knew You Canuck Bastards Were Up to No Good!

By: Janus

Janus — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:49:18 +0000

What’s this Canada thing I’ve been hearing so much about anyway? Is it like an iPod?

By: globalvillageidiot

globalvillageidiot — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:06:58 +0000

“#12 - Why, the poutine mines of western Alberta, of course…”

There’s about as much poutine in western Alberta as there is great Mexican food in northern Maine.

By: Zonath

Zonath — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:41:30 +0000

#12 - Why, the poutine mines of western Alberta, of course…

By: Max Watson

Max Watson — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:07:10 +0000

Just what would America want with Not America anyway?

By: hitest

hitest — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:10:50 +0000

#9..if anything I would say Canadians don’t take themselves seriously enough Let me say though, we suspect global warming and the ensuing dwindling American domestic food and water supplies will have our self important neighbors to the south classifying our beer as weapons of mass distruction ( which in fact may not be too far off the mark ;)Who knows, perhaps then you Americans will want to change the, who sent who packing home from a score of, Canada two, America zero, to a score of 2-1.,

By: SomeguyinKorea

SomeguyinKorea — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:11:57 +0000

#9,

Actually, part of their role would have been to help Canada in the event of a Soviet invasion coming from the Arctic

By: Johnson

Johnson — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:43:26 +0000

The Pentagon states that they have war plans prepared for every country in the world, so I would just chalk it up to general ‘prepared-ness’ rather than any designs on Canada.

In the late 80’s or 90’s there was an investigative report on Canadian television by some reporter analyzing Fort Drum, New York. I don’t remember the specifics, but his theory was that the types of arnament and equipment there at the time were unusually well-suited to seizing control of Ontario and Quebec, that the base’s personel numbers were far greater than the its stated general mission, and etc.

It seemed to me though that this was a bit of Canadian self-important thinking “That must be there to take us over!”. It’s more likely Fort Drum’s purpose is to establish order and control on the Eastern seaboard in case of some sort of collapse along the lines of a nuclear attack, or those War of the Worlds alien walkers with the 3 legs and laser mirrors.

By: The_William_G

The_William_G — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:37:05 +0000

Good thing the US dropped those invasion plans. Why invade us when they could just buy our loyalty with cable TV?

Should have done the same thing in Iraq.

By: WE

WE — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:32:10 +0000

Sorry, misread that. I thought it was ’someguy’s post’, not ’sometguy’s link’. Boy am I red in the face…well, not really.

By: WE

WE — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:30:00 +0000

#5,

Did you even bother to follow the link he posted?