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	<title>Comments on: Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte</title>
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		<title>By: keith</title>
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		<dc:creator>keith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very funny, Rowan Williams certainly does qualify as an arsehat. I had to study Chaucer, if it had been this entertaining it would have been a lot more fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very funny, Rowan Williams certainly does qualify as an arsehat. I had to study Chaucer, if it had been this entertaining it would have been a lot more fun.</p>
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		<title>By: Wedge</title>
		<link>http://www.rjkoehler.com/2008/02/19/heere-bigynneth-the-tale-of-the-asse-hatte/#comment-135997</link>
		<dc:creator>Wedge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Iowahawk: Mere words cannot do justice to this man's talent for slagging the deserving Left. Although this one is damned good, I still think Chutch is his finest hour: 

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/02/tv_classics_chu.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Iowahawk: Mere words cannot do justice to this man&#8217;s talent for slagging the deserving Left. Although this one is damned good, I still think Chutch is his finest hour: </p>
<p><a href="http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/02/tv_classics_chu.html" rel="nofollow">http://iowahawk.typepad.com/io.....s_chu.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: nicecuppatea</title>
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		<dc:creator>nicecuppatea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor Rowan Williams. When satire that good is getting thrown at you, you know the end is nigh.
This is pretty funny too: 
http://www.martian.fm/canterbuh.htm
And because I feel slightly sorry for the poor old fart, I'll post one of his better poems in his much maligned honour:

The sky falling - Rowan Williams
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"They [the Celtic chiefs] told him that they feared only one thing, that the sky should fall" Arrian, the Expedition of Alexander.
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A joke, perhaps? They still
do it, solemnly meeting
the earnest foreigner's enquiry.
Because there could have been,
surely, no terror

For the lime-rinsed and technicolour-
shirted, head-hungry, henpecked
louts who so irritated 
dry Caesar in the promise of an end
so brisk and flat

And messy, like flies squashed
between the pages as the book
claps shut; dying of the applause 
of heaven and earth when they
join hands

At the show's end. Or maybe,
after all, serious. Think of them
lurching out of the doorway
to breathe, pee, vomit,
packed with booze

Kebabs and mutual admiration,
into the cold; the snow just starting
and the sky slips gently
and piecemeal into the grass
and vanishes,

Fragments of brief intricacy, 
like the bard's lovely, hot,
cosseting songs indoors,
the words that freeze great doings
(rapes, wars)

In symmetries and stars; and going
nowhere. The stories sink 
into the grass at night,
and the earth sits there,
not applauding.

Spreading an empty palm;
swallowing the sparks of damp
and formal brilliance. Very 
quiet.
No joke.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor Rowan Williams. When satire that good is getting thrown at you, you know the end is nigh.<br />
This is pretty funny too:<br />
<a href="http://www.martian.fm/canterbuh.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.martian.fm/canterbuh.htm</a><br />
And because I feel slightly sorry for the poor old fart, I&#8217;ll post one of his better poems in his much maligned honour:</p>
<p>The sky falling - Rowan Williams<br />
&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8220;They [the Celtic chiefs] told him that they feared only one thing, that the sky should fall&#8221; Arrian, the Expedition of Alexander.<br />
&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>A joke, perhaps? They still<br />
do it, solemnly meeting<br />
the earnest foreigner&#8217;s enquiry.<br />
Because there could have been,<br />
surely, no terror</p>
<p>For the lime-rinsed and technicolour-<br />
shirted, head-hungry, henpecked<br />
louts who so irritated<br />
dry Caesar in the promise of an end<br />
so brisk and flat</p>
<p>And messy, like flies squashed<br />
between the pages as the book<br />
claps shut; dying of the applause<br />
of heaven and earth when they<br />
join hands</p>
<p>At the show&#8217;s end. Or maybe,<br />
after all, serious. Think of them<br />
lurching out of the doorway<br />
to breathe, pee, vomit,<br />
packed with booze</p>
<p>Kebabs and mutual admiration,<br />
into the cold; the snow just starting<br />
and the sky slips gently<br />
and piecemeal into the grass<br />
and vanishes,</p>
<p>Fragments of brief intricacy,<br />
like the bard&#8217;s lovely, hot,<br />
cosseting songs indoors,<br />
the words that freeze great doings<br />
(rapes, wars)</p>
<p>In symmetries and stars; and going<br />
nowhere. The stories sink<br />
into the grass at night,<br />
and the earth sits there,<br />
not applauding.</p>
<p>Spreading an empty palm;<br />
swallowing the sparks of damp<br />
and formal brilliance. Very<br />
quiet.<br />
No joke.</p>
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		<title>By: Netizen Kim</title>
		<link>http://www.rjkoehler.com/2008/02/19/heere-bigynneth-the-tale-of-the-asse-hatte/#comment-135978</link>
		<dc:creator>Netizen Kim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It may be even funnier if you read after a long drag on your favorite bong. Just trying to be helpful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It may be even funnier if you read after a long drag on your favorite bong. Just trying to be helpful.</p>
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		<title>By: McGenghis</title>
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		<dc:creator>McGenghis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No need to apologize to Chaucer for that. Bravo!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No need to apologize to Chaucer for that. Bravo!</p>
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		<title>By: dogbert</title>
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		<dc:creator>dogbert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's even funnier than the What White Folks Like shtick ... 2008 is shaping up to be a good year for satire.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s even funnier than the What White Folks Like shtick &#8230; 2008 is shaping up to be a good year for satire.</p>
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		<title>By: Dram_man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dram_man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Burma Shave end is just classic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Burma Shave end is just classic.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Kim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr Kim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gold.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gold.</p>
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		<title>By: Sonagi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sonagi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I started laughing at #30 and didn't stop until the punchline.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I started laughing at #30 and didn&#8217;t stop until the punchline.</p>
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