Na Hoon-a is Pissed, and He’s Not Taking it Anymore

Trot singer Na Hoon-a — who, as you all know, is the shit — says he’s got nothing to explain, all the rumors are bullshit, and the press should learn to do its job.

Which is to say, no, he wasn’t assaulted by a yakuza boss for banging the gangster’s mistress, who — as the rumor mill would have it — was either Kim Hye-soo or Kim Sun-ah (the two actresses have also denied the rumors, and Na demanded the media apologize to both).

And fuck no, he didn’t have his penis cut off by said yakuza boss for banging one of said actresses — and he was even willing to prove it.

Na Hoon-a is the master of all he surveys. This is his world — we just live in it.

31 Comments

  1. dogbertt your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    That dude rocks! He should be spearheading the Korean wave instead of dandies like “Rain”.

  2. mjw your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    I’ll second that.

  3. R. Elgin your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    He IS the man.

  4. Posted January 25, 2008 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    Damn if he can score premium a$$ like those two. It really makes you wonder what the hell Korean women look for in a guy.

  5. slim your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    Rain has purtier lips.

  6. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

    He certainly looks a lot tougher than the usual ‘trot’ singer.

  7. Posted January 25, 2008 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    Actually, this guy is one of the few Korean musical entertainers about whom my colleagues and I agree — he’s cool.

  8. ziffel your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Inspired stuff…snot-slinging funny, bro’…고맙다

  9. littlebrownasian your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    Nice! Let’s see him prove it!

  10. Posted January 25, 2008 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    Damn. HE is the Gangster of Love. Period.

    Even my mom still was still requesting Na Hoon-a (although she wanted a DVD two Christmases ago, instead of the vinyl she had in her youth). This man is truly the mack – been macking since my mom was a student, and still pulling ass even today?

    And he told the media to go fuck itself.

    I need to ask Mom to go see if she has any old Na Hoon-a records. He’s my new hero.

  11. Posted January 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    In case this wasn’t clear, Na Hoon-a did NOT bang Kim Hye-soo or Kim Sun-ah. Nor are either of said actresses the mistress of some yakuza boss in Busan.

  12. Posted January 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm | Permalink

    That doesn’t make Na Hoon-a any less cool. Na Hoon is Korea’s Mick Jagger, and only 3 year’s younger. However, someone more knowledgeable on the music legend may want to update his wikipedia biography - wikipedia says he’s a Korean disco singer who lives in the US.

  13. Pyotr your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 8:04 pm | Permalink

    Just out of curiosity—what is a “trot singer”?

  14. Sonagi your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    He might be cool and he might sign trot well, but he is ugly enough to scare paint off walls.

  15. Sonagi your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    He might be cool and he might sing trot well, but he is ugly enough to scare paint off walls.

  16. NewYorkTom your flag
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    I’m kinda disappointed he didn’t follow through with the five minutes of show time. Not that I HAVE to see it, but I am curious if he’s the new Mr. Frankenpenis or whatever the hell Bobbitt was called.

    I can just see the headline: “Mr. N Arrested for Lewd Conduct at a Press Conference”

  17. Posted January 26, 2008 at 1:55 am | Permalink

    I love old dudes that are willing to kick your ass.

  18. Posted January 26, 2008 at 3:58 am | Permalink

    I haven’t commented here in a long time, and I don’t break my comment silence for any old run-of-the-mill reason, but yes, Na Hoon-a is the master. He has an old-school Country (the good stuff: Cash, Milsap, Haggard, et al.) edge about him, somehow, too—or maybe that’s just my imagination.

    As I gather, there was a rivalry between Na fans and Nam Jin fans at one time: Na was the Yeongnam boy, and Nam was the Honam hero. But they’ve done an album together in recent years.

  19. th3rm0 your flag
    Posted January 26, 2008 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    You’re right. He was a great country eastern singer at one point, but not sure how popular he is these days. He was never an outlaw like Merle, Willie or Waylon though. In any case, I believe where there’s smoke, there is fire. I’ll say he and two actresses are guilty as charged and we have no business meddling in their private affair.

  20. pawikirogi your flag
    Posted January 26, 2008 at 5:03 pm | Permalink

    testing

  21. Netizen Kim your flag
    Posted January 26, 2008 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    What the hell is a “trot singer”?

  22. dogbertt your flag
    Posted January 26, 2008 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    What the hell kind of Korean are you that you don’t know what “trot” is?

    Tell him, pawi!

  23. Posted January 26, 2008 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    Funny thing is, I was going to blog on this a week or so ago because I had a doctor friend tell me that some urologists that he knew up in Seoul were buzzing about it over the past month or so and he seems pretty sure that the rumors are true… About the penis thing as a result of the tryst with ‘the faceless woman.’ But I guess that’s how legends are born. :)
    Ms. Kim’s business is her own and I know I’m going to get lambasted by some feminist out there, but I really have to wonder why a woman of her age is not at the very least involved with someone. In western society, we probably wouldn’t bat an eye about it (though Oprah might disagree) but here in Korea, women get harassed into marriage every day if nothing else but for show… So, why isn’t she married? Anyone got another rumor to start… At least the yakuza rumor sounded feasible.

  24. Herod your flag
    Posted January 26, 2008 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    I’m not pawi, but let me explain:
    Trot because: fox trot rhythm plus enka type melodies. Came to Korea during the colonial era and has been big ever since. Heyday reached in 1980s. Also known as bongjak.

  25. wjk your flag
    Posted January 27, 2008 at 4:00 am | Permalink

    this Na Hoon Ah dude looks like a King.

    Or a face worthy of a general.

    In fact, I think it’s a face befitting a hero in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

    Maybe that’s why he was rumored truthfully or untruthfully to have been having sex with pretty much any girl he desired, high or low class.

    Sonagi doesn’t have good eyes to judge Gwang-Sang, which I admit is an East Asian pseudo-science.

  26. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted January 27, 2008 at 10:33 am | Permalink

    #25,
    What’s with the flowery language?

    It sounds as if you need to let the New Yorker in you beat up the Korean drama watching part of you a bit. ;)

  27. R. Elgin your flag
    Posted January 27, 2008 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    I just listened to some of his commentary on YTN and he was waxing most eloquently about the bad press.

  28. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted January 27, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    #27,

    I saw almost the whole thing on TV. The picture that was chosen to accompany the article linked above is misleading. He was in fact very calm and smiled the whole time.

  29. Posted January 27, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    I thought he was smiling.

  30. Sid your flag
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 5:51 am | Permalink

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com.....10.jpg?v=0

  31. Sid your flag
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    British readers may be amused to know that this story appeared on BBC Ceefax - see link above.

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