No, of course not, don’t be ridiculous…but I do have beautiful eyes, a muscular chest, and a full head of hair.

Here’s a picture of me taken on a field trip with my class of housewives.

http://img329.imageshack.us/im.....o01wz4.jpg

Nothing wrong with looking at other women as long as you don’t touch.

Besides, you should be jealous. My wife is quite the catch. She’s incredibly beautiful (she looks an awful lot like Grace Park, the actress), intelligent, well-educated (close to a decade studying at university), athletic (won several international competitions), talented (visual arts, music, and dance), and quite wealthy.

if not,

I’m not sure if you need jeering or consoling.

Oh, I know all too well what you did at my farm. I’ll never look at a turkey dinner in the same way again. Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving and Christmas for me.