It’s the rumba, Korean style. On the other hand, I don’t think anyone would want to see my fat hairy butt in one of those outfits any time soon.
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It’s the rumba, Korean style. On the other hand, I don’t think anyone would want to see my fat hairy butt in one of those outfits any time soon.
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Is your butt really hairy? Ee-uw. Maybe your wife could wax it or better still, pluck out those offending hairs one by one.
my hairy butt comes from my maternal uncles.
I also have back dimples.
I think both are products of good genes and pluses, not minuses.
i have heard of Korean men telling me that they don’t have a lot of hair in their frontal southern dept. I have a fair amount. I credit that to my father.
Luckily, none of my genetic makeup comes from my maternal uncles. But, I’m courious. You said “uncles” instead of “uncle.” Does this mean that you aren’t sure which of your hairy-arsed maternal uncles is your genitor?
One shouldn’t know so much about his/her uncles’ and dad’s regions.
How embarassing it must be to realize one had mistaken the Marmot’s Hole as a child of incest support blog…after posting one’s confession.
wjk never lies.
“Marmot’s Hole” would be an appropriate name for a child-of-incest support blog.
http://www.thenewstribune.com/.....74177.html
@3 Another Korean quirk I’ll never fully understand: love of pubic hair.
Guys in my local jinjilbang used to blow dry and comb their pubes. Quite a sight. I’ve heard it said that a healthy patch is a sign of virility. What’s the deal there, wjk?
i think in Korea, males do go to communal bathing places, where kids and adults do get to look at each other. Naked.
We’re not quite like you guys. Where, when a kid and an adult has seen each other naked, 90% of the time, that correlates with sexual abuse.
I think I agree with Baduk. We Koreans are of higher moral standards.
My voice is like that of my 2nd maternal uncle. General features like that of my 3rd maternal uncle. Overall, some resemblance to my 1st maternal uncle.
Don’t read too much into it.
the obsession w/ pubic hair seems to be from the fact that many Koreans lack it.
I don’t have that problem.
the obsession w/ “small face” seems to be from the problem of having a big head. Judging by my hat size, I share the big head problem.
the obsession w/ big tits seems to be stem from the problem of having small ones. Not my problem.
the obesession w/ big dicks seems to stem from the problem of having small ones. Very objectively, not my problem.
oh, yeah, I think you’re trying to say my maternal uncle fathered me.
what a douche you are.
I’m just saying I resemble them a lot.
My eyes, nose are pretty much off my Dad’s.
And here I was thinking this was going to be a light post.
and you guys said korean chics were flat chested!
One of my male students is having his facial hair roots removed by an electrologist using direct current. Actually, I’m not sure exactly how he’s having it removed. He must go somewhere about 5 times within a year and “supposedly” it will be gone?
X-D… love how three people after wjk assume he’s talking about incest.
Just to spice things up, I have my maternal grandfather’s voice, eldest maternal uncle’s body structure/face, paternal grandfather’s personality, my mom’s love of literature, and my dad’s brains.
Must’ve been quite an incestuous orgy, huh guys?
Combing one’s pubic hair also helps to remove Phthirus pubis, the lice commonly known as “crabs”.
@11
“oh, yeah, I think you’re trying to say my maternal uncle fathered me.”
No, I think you said that one of your maternal uncles fathered you.
“my hairy butt comes from my maternal uncles.”
But go ahead and call me a douche because you left yourself open for a jab.
And Jesus W.J.K. Christ… please stop telling us that your penis is not small.
One can always depend on baduk and wjk to fire up a post.
cmm, well, it’s not.
it’s not porno star size, though, let’s nail that one straight here and now.
I sense some blatant disrespect towards the name of wjk.
wjk, as you may have guessed is quite happily religious. I can discuss Christian theology with you on any topic and back it up from the text.
Yet, you seem to throw that out the door when you address me.
you call me a lier, you presume I am uneducated, accuse me of being a product of incest, accuse me of fighting sexual demons, accuse me of being THE Japanese porn expert,
I mean, do you do this to a Jewish person or a Muslim?
Do you show a Muslim porn? Pork sandwich to a Jew?
How about steak to a Hindu?
What makes you think porn is okay for Christians?
Yes, I have looked at porn. Let’s deposit that one in the bank. However, that doesn’t qualify me as porn expert. There are way more people out there who have more experience with that. Maybe hardy and tiny?
cmm.
Get over your hate for me.
I don’t hate you.
don’t use my name as a swear word.
but, hey, speak your mind. You only live once. On earth. Be happy.
Lady in the picture looks like she’s about to die from an overdose of skin bronzer. Or maybe it’s just really poor lighting.
WJK, come on now, you’re the one who started to talk about your pubes! If you put that out there you can expect some people will enjoy giving you a hard time about it.
I went through a phase in my teens when I thought the rasta look was cool. But now in my twenties I feel so much cleaner with the habitual crew cut, “1″ or “2″ spacer preferred. Bic as usual for elsewhere. Koreans in Korea need to get with the program.
abcdefg never lie.
@19 I… I don’t even know where to start… so I’ll just say thanks for making it interesting (strange) for the rest of us.
Sooo…wjk is made out of his family’s spare parts, tied together with pubic hair harvested from the combs in public steam rooms, animated by scripture, motivated by ethnocentrism and seasoned with a few guilty exposures to porn.
Mary Shelly wrote about something similar, long, long ago.
…or am I reading this wrong?
wjk, I’ll hazard a guess and say that few if any here actually wonder about your penis size. If you can, get a grip on yourself.
shin jeong-ah never lie
“We’re not quite like you guys. Where, when a kid and an adult has seen each other naked, 90% of the time, that correlates with sexual abuse.
I think I agree with Baduk. We Koreans are of higher moral standards.”
Is anybody else tired of reading this crap?!
To those familiar with the term ’self-licking ice cream cone’, may I suggest another: the ’self-fisting asshole’.
after sleeping around with local East Asian girls, too much, you are MISTAKING wjk for them.
tsk tsk.
I pretty much am 100% sure that I write
“wjk never lies.”
not
wjk never lie.
See, I understand English and standardized exams seem to prove so.
So, get the
“me love you long time”, you hear from those low class girls out of your mind.
S’il vous plait.
Please.
bitte.
one other thing, it’s also somewhat blatantly disrespectful/condescending to accuse me of doing this as a manifestation of tertiary syphilis.
well, you may have it, but I don’t. Were you watching the Aviator? I have nothing in common with him.
There you go with the std fixation again.
Right - except for the logical inconsistancy and grammar errors, I see what you mean.
Well wjk, maybe abc was just worried you might sue him for trademark infringement and decided to leave out the s, which is dissimilar enough…but yeah, if that’s not the case, it’s not fair he can also have that sig.
arthjourneyman never lie.
#27,
Right. Saunas were invented in Korea and so were locker rooms at public swimming pools.
wjk,
Koreans have more morals? Umm, the incidence of serious crimes like murder and rape is about the same in Korea as in Canada, my home country…and we have guns and some truly dangerous gangs.
And last I checked, Christianity (the moral compass for most Koreans) was very much an occidental creation.
SomeguyinKorea,
Well….if you count Jesus Christ as “occidental.”
dude from Canada,
don’t let the red crosses in the sky fool thee.
Less than 30% of South Korea is Christian.
dude from Canada,
don’t assume that the moral compass of Korea is Jesus Christ.
That would be ideal for me, but it’s not. Confucius et al, Buddha, ancestor worship, and Jesus make up the rotation. Most Koreans can jive with CBA, but ditch Jesus.
dude from Canada,
don’t act as if Jesus Christ is yours when convenient.
you seem to be at the vanguard when it comes to ousting any mention of Jesus from the classroom, courts, legislation, commercial products, public places, and even on a bumper sticker.
dude from Canada, if you want to explore Jesus, great.
But don’t claim Jesus as your background when it’s oh so convenient to say,
“hey, Korea, Jesus isn’t really yours.”
wjk has done reflection on world history of late and it goes thus…
white dudes wage the biggest wars mankind has seen. 30years war, World War I, World War II, all in the name of Jesus. Even after winning, white dudes ingeniously come up with the idea that it must be Jesus’s fault and therefore Jesus is bad and shouldn’t be talked about anymore.
but when the minorities of Korea claim Jesus as their own, white dude is quick to reclaim him.
he’s really from the Middle East.
So wjk’s proud of his manboobs.
Koreans ARE of higher moral standards. That’s why I personally hold Koreans to those standards! Yet, when I do, some don’t like it and get all squirelly. Because Koreans have such high moral standards, they would never do things like have sex with hookers, rape women or shoot people. One of the last cases of child molestation in Korea by a foreigner wasn’t a Korean-American. Again, I’m positive every Korean will agree with me…right?
” Koreans ARE of higher moral standards. ”
Don’t mistake moral posturing for established standards. One of the last cases I recall was of a 14-year old girl in Gwangju raped by as many as 800 men from every walk of life, professors, doctors, soldiers, students, over a 6-month period. http://joongangdaily.joins.com.....id=2876443
Its staggering. There’s a difference between having moral standards for decorative purposes and actually understanding them.
*yawn* Wjk’s comments may be inflammatory, but all the rest of the comments & commenters in response are at the same level. Then again, this is the same crowd who automatically went for the incest thing after wjk mentioned his similarities to his relatives, so I shouldn’t judge too harshly.
#38,
Christianity and Christ are two very different things. The real Jesus has been forgotten in history, hidden under mythology and strict editing of the Bible.
So he’s from the Middle East? Funny, but he looks like a Dutch pothead to me.
#14,
Finally, someone who gets my point. No society is better or worse than another and morality is BS.
PS, WJK, Don’t you know that Jesus went to live in North America…or so says a book a guy named Elder gave me a few years ago?