Well, At Least the Corpse was Human

This is just sick… although I’m debating whether it’s as sick as the dude who had sex with a dead deer. (Oh, the news you learn from SModcast)

28 Comments

  1. dogbertt your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, but how old was the deer?

  2. sesame seed your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    If this happened in K(C)orea, would he have to pay the blood money? Or is this one of those things that doesn’t happen here?

  3. mjw your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    definitely wouldn’t happen here. just like korea doesn’t have any gay people.

  4. Posted November 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    “Oh, the news you learn from SModcast.”

    I always assumed that the new agency was “S Modcast,” but I now see it’s more likely “S&M Odd Cast.”

    Jeffery Hodges

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  5. hardyandtiny your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    probably do 8 years then get out and kill someone.

  6. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    I hope the lab learns its lesson and hires qualified full-time employees.

  7. cmm your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    maybe they could consult korean immigration and hakwon owners on how to do more thorough background checks.

  8. foobat your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    [snicker]

  9. foobat your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    but i think rotting grandma would be too far gone to laying in a dry hump without making her crumble by the time any such “check” was completed.

  10. foobat your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

    but i think rotting grandma would be too far gone to lay in a dry hump without making her crumble by the time any such “check” was completed.

  11. littlebrownasian your flag
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    Tsk! Where’s a hamster when you need one?

  12. kimchipig your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 2:26 am | Permalink

    I say give’em a choice: Military of jail. He would probably fit in perfectly in Abu-Ghairb.

  13. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 6:20 am | Permalink

    #12,

    Military or jail? Right, give that guy access to weapons. I don’t think that’s a good idea.

  14. Paul H. your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 7:29 am | Permalink

    I say give him a bus ticket to Canada. Once he’s out from under the oppressive Bush administration he’ll undoubtedly straighten up and fly right.

  15. Breaktrack your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 7:49 am | Permalink

    He would probably fly sideways in Canada Paul.

  16. Sonagi your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    How come one never hears of women having sexual contact with corpses or animals, except to entertain men in Patpong sex shows? Freud was never more wrong than when he coined the notion of penis envy.

  17. Posted November 14, 2007 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    Women just don’t like to do icky things. Boys were never more wrong than when they ascribed cooties to girls. It’s the lads themselves who really have all the cooties…

    Jeffery Hodges

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  18. dogbertt your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    Never heard of Catherine the Great?

  19. Posted November 14, 2007 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    or, to name but one contemporary example, Annette Schwartz, sometime playmate of Rocco Sifredi?

    Don’t ask!

  20. littlebrownasian your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    I never had an attraction for Annette Schwartz, but I’d go for Rosa Caracciolo (who btw is Rocco Siffredi’s wife :D )!

  21. Posted November 14, 2007 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    Given the choice apparently available to him, it’s hard to understand why he plumped for Rosa!

  22. kimchipig your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    Paul, you got it all wrong. We here in Soviet Canuckistan LOVE Bush. His war has jacked the price of oil and made us a killing, we being your largest supplier of crude and finished petroleum products. Why don’t you jump in your SUV and drive up and find out for yourself how much we are rootin’ fer ya all!

    That is if you can afford it at present exchange rates. Also I will be travelling to Asian next week since it is now so cheap for us so I will miss you.

  23. globalvillageidiot your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    I’d be happy for Paul and most other Americans - regardless of party affiliation, gender, ethnicity, age, etc - to come on up and pay us a visit; however, the invitation doesn’t extend to the corpse diddling minority among our southern friends and neighbors.

  24. dogbertt your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    however, the invitation doesn’t extend to the corpse diddling minority among our southern friends and neighbors.

    The definite film on necrophilia is a Canadian production.

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0116783/

  25. littlebrownasian your flag
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    #21,

    Are you kidding? Have you seen Tarzan: The Shame of Jane? She’s hot there! :D

  26. Paul H. your flag
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 4:56 am | Permalink

    1) Sorry, kimchipig, my mistake — I should have realized before posting that your current “Canadian schadenfreude” kick vs a vs the USA would also extend to incidents of necrophilia.

    2) “I’d be happy for…Americans…to come on up and pay us a visit; however, the invitation doesn’t extend to the corpse diddling minority among our southern friends and neighbors….”

    I won’t mention the idea again, not even in sarcasm — we certainly ought to shoot the guy ourselves rather than dump him on somebody else’s country.

    However, gvi — since we’re talking “invites” to Canada, and the lack thereof — when are you-all gonna get around to “disinviting” those US miiltary deserters you’ve been harboring?

  27. Breaktrack your flag
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    I thought what you said about that sicko was quite funny Paul. I totally agree with you on the deserters thing too!! Kick their asses out so they can be court martialed. It’s time for Canada stop the revenge thing for WWI and WWII Canadian deserters.

  28. globalvillageidiot your flag
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    “However, gvi — since we’re talking “invites” to Canada, and the lack thereof — when are you-all gonna get around to “disinviting” those US miiltary deserters you’ve been harboring?”

    We never invited them. Some have applied for refugee status - which, I expect, will be denied - and others are floating under the radar. The ones who have applied will likely get to chance to plead their case, and I don’t imagine tracking down the few dozen other guys who might have crossed over the border is much of a law enforcement priority.

    I don’t agree with the war in Iraq, but those soldiers were volunteers. I think they should go home to face the music. If it were Canadian soldiers trying to skip out on Afghanistan - a conflict I happen to support - I would say the same thing.

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