She Seduced Me First!

A long-time friend of the “popera” singer with whom Ok So-ri claims she had an affair said it was true the two had a three-month affair last year, but she came on to him first, and he denied asking money from her. Meanwhile, ex-hubby Park Chul said Ok’s press conference was “lies, all lies!” He has launched criminal proceedings against Ok for adultery, and said the truth about the Italian chef will come out in court.

34 Comments

  1. mins0306 your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    It was Ok who asked Park to marry her, so she does seem to be somewhat aggressive when it comes to men. (Maybe she came on to the Italian guy, first? Seriously I don’t see the Italian guy coming on to Ok first) Which means there may be an element of truth in the “popera” singer’s claims.

  2. Hatch SZ your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    Stupid of Park to launch criminal proceedings on adultery when, if pushed, she will probably be able to dig up some good adultery dirt on him.
    Looks like it was stupid of Ok to say the popera singer hit her up for money. Now she has two (maybe three) guys pissed at her.

  3. mins0306 your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think the Italian guy is pissed at her. Ok may have plotted her moves while consulting the Italian chef. Besides Ok’s statement that they were just friends also saves his skin.

  4. jameslayne your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    why can’t they all just get together for one big gangbang and let all this shit go?

  5. wjk your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    Koreans have a knack for nosing their ways into other’s private shames and destroy their lives. This started as a mere divorce.

    western expats have a knack for chirping, me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.

    A friend of mine says white guys like Oriental girls, because of what’s down south and in his words, “tight pussies”.

    He sleeps around a lot, to the point that I am concerned for him getting AIDS or stds.

    You guys have nothing special over Korean men physically and morally. We still reproduce fine. Since the foundation of man and woman. Morally, this is all about big dick, small hole, orgasm, right? Your girlfriend who says girls like it big is probably not a very chaste woman to begin with. Wear a condom.

    Gangbang? This came up as a joke during downtime among me, another dude, and a girl. The other dude said, “hey, you’re the girl !” Meaning, the girl was the one who had the burden. Well, normally, I don’t think any Korean man will be up for a gangbang with other men and his wife. Maybe the Japanese would get turned on by that, and maybe that’s a fantasy favored by western men. The idea of having some other guy doing my girl with me is disgusting to me, and I think most Korean men think so, too.

    Say what you want about Park Chul, but I think Gangbang to get it over with has never crossed his mind.

    Koreans and Klean.

  6. Posted October 31, 2007 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    western expats have a knack for chirping, me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.

    That’s the single greatest line anyone has written in my comment section. Ever.

  7. Posted October 31, 2007 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    By “greatest line”, do you mean for laughing with or laughing at?

  8. a-letheia your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    “western expats have a knack for chirping, me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.”

    WJK is proof of Woody Allen’s theory that men can have penis envy too.

  9. mateomiguel your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    Well, normally, I don’t think any Korean man will be up for a gangbang with other men and his wife. Maybe the Japanese would get turned on by that, and maybe that’s a fantasy favored by western men.

    I find the idea of sexual preference being determined by geographical birthplace patently absurd. Also, wife-swapping is not foreign to this peninsula.

  10. Posted October 31, 2007 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think any Korean man will be up for a gangbang with other men and his wife.

    Apparently, theres one in Itaewon… or at least so according to friend of mine. My advice is every one stay out of Itaewon…

  11. slim your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    Greatest line — and with WJK’s usual standards of accuracy, given that it is baduk who repeatedly brings up dick size.

  12. hoju_saram your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    Anyone else notice wjk’s fixation with stds?

  13. seouldout your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    Anyone else notice wjk’s fixation with stds?

    Symptom of late-stage syphilis: dementia.

  14. ziffel your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 2:19 am | Permalink

    Re:
    “western expats have a knack for chirping, me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.”

    I think you’re confusing “western expats” with Tweety Bird, who (wearing a cocked baseball cap, baggy pants, and all blinged-out) chirped those signature lyrics during his ill-fated comeback as a gangsta rap/hip-hop singer.

  15. pawikirogi your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 4:25 am | Permalink

    “western expats have a knack for chirping, me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.” wjk

    yes, wjk, and ain’t it funny that such powerful dicks need to travel thousands of miles just to get some action? lol. i wonder if they can see the irony.

  16. andru your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 4:55 am | Permalink

    #10
    I agree, stay out of Itaewon. The food is great, but it’s weird otherwise.

    I went there for a couchsurfing meet up at night once. Pretty weird.

  17. exexpatPete your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 6:58 am | Permalink

    Okay, so there is at least one couple in Itaewon that enjoys that kind of thing that I know for SURE. However, I’ve seen a whole lot more unusual behaviour back in Canada than I ever did there…and TONS more elsewhere in Asia.

    I don’t think Koreans are any more or less “moral” regarding sex than any other group, but the strictures of Korean society make it very problematic to be witnessed (by other Koreans) in any dodgy situation. My personal experience is that folks will kick up their heels a bit more when outside their traditional social milieu, Koreans and westerners alike.

  18. jonnyh your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    I sometimes suspect Mr. rjk marmot just makes up this wjk stuff for giggles. If so, he’s a great comedy writer. But my theory seems to weaken after he complimented his own line(me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.) as the greatest line ever written in the comments. Maybe that’s part of his strategy to make wjk more convincing. It’s hard to believe he’s for real.

  19. Breaktrack your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    Why is it that Korean men are threatened by foreign men dating the women here. For example, I’ve never heard men in Japan go like Korean men seem to do. After all, it’s not foreign guys fault if a Korean girl wants to date and/or have sex with them. You’ll see this #15 when you are discharged from the Korean military and start interacting in Korean society once more.

  20. Breaktrack your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    I meant go on like Korean men do.

  21. abcdefg your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    “western expats have a knack for chirping, me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.”

    indeed. quantitative measures, as innocent as they may seem at first, tend to amplify and transform qualitatively in the processes of cultural langue, i’ve observed. thus, “long dick” becomes “noble dick”; and “big dick” becomes “righteous dick,” and “fat dick” becomes “infallible dick.”

    yet, with all this talk of the ol peen, west vs korean, i’m surprised nobody has mentioned the “foreskin factor,” which would add yet another gruesome layer of transcultural semiosis into the textual mix.

  22. Posted November 1, 2007 at 9:14 am | Permalink

    yet, with all this talk of the ol peen, west vs korean, i’m surprised nobody has mentioned the “foreskin factor,” which would add yet another gruesome layer of transcultural semiosis into the textual mix.

    From what I understand, the “foreskin factor” isn’t much of a factor at all, at least for Koreans and Americans, although it might apply to other Asians and Westerners.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision

  23. Sonagi your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    I like the clean-cut look myself.

  24. Posted November 1, 2007 at 9:37 am | Permalink

    i’m surprised nobody has mentioned the “foreskin factor,”

    I’m surprised no one has brought up the refrain of the boys from the Baekma and the Cheongryoung in the Nam who, met in the usual hooches on R&R, would claim “yeah, yours may be bigger, but ours are harder.”

  25. Posted November 1, 2007 at 10:04 am | Permalink

    #22 Dear Leader, you might want to put a “NWS” warning on that link before some coworker somewhere gets an eyeful of manlove.

  26. Posted November 1, 2007 at 10:18 am | Permalink

    Andy — I refuse to put a “NWS” on a Wikipedia entry, graphic photos of flaccid and erect male organs or not.

  27. mateomiguel your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    Why does any talk of Korean woman / Western man love always end up degenerating into a literal penis size contest?

  28. Netizen Kim your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    “western expats have a knack for chirping, me dick, big dick, fat dick, long dick. Look at me. Look at my dick.” wjk

    yes, wjk, and ain’t it funny that such powerful dicks need to travel thousands of miles just to get some action? lol. i wonder if they can see the irony.

    White boys been hearing that shit from Blacks for years. So they copied it and use it on Asians. So basically, what they’re telling us is that White boys are Asian men’s niggers.

  29. abcdefg your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    for completeness sake, pictorial representations of wjk’s post:

    http://img155.imageshack.us/im.....gesbm0.jpg

    and

    http://img135.imageshack.us/im.....654dg3.jpg

    alternatively, happy halloween!

  30. Posted November 1, 2007 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    Leave it to Netizen Kim to call black folks “niggers.” As I’ve always said, that boy’s racist as all get out.

    And totally obsessed with penis size, along with the rest of his Fighting 44’s cronies.

    Perhaps if certain men stopped worrying about penis size as a singular measure of the degree of one’s masculinity, we wouldn’t be having these asinine conversations.

    And if anyone’s acting like a man who’s drunk the racist Kool Aid, it’s Netizen Kim who can’t see into an issue or a nuanced conversation past the size of his cock.

    Signed,

    A “Nigger”

  31. Posted November 1, 2007 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    As if black men even made up the entire mythos around the threat of black men’s penises – yeah, that certain was where that racist trope came from: black men trying to make white men feel bad.

    Not as an excuse to make “strange fruit” of Black men at the mere baseless accusation of looking at a white woman.

    Ask Emmett Till.

    Yeah, we niggers have had it too damn good, alright.

    Signed,

    Nigger from the Waist Down, Korean from the Waist Up

  32. Ledtim your flag
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    Nigger from the Waist Down, Korean from the Waist Up

    So, does that mean you are really well endowed and pretty much hairless, except for bushy eyebrows?

  33. Posted November 1, 2007 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    No, I guess I got a big wanger but am very, very good at math.

  34. MigukNamja your flag
    Posted November 4, 2007 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    Wow…this thread has it all. First, WJK’s “big dick” comment that stands on its own (pun intended) and then Netizen Kim’s racism laid bare:

    “White boys been hearing that shit from Blacks for years. So they copied it and use it on Asians. So basically, what they’re telling us is that White boys are Asian men’s niggers.”

    Netizen Kim,

    I feel truly sorry for you, for your world seems darkened more by the hate and pain that comes from within rather than from without.

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