But I Didn’t Do the Italian!

Breaking her silence with a press conference, Ok So-ri a) said Park Chul was a bad husband, and that she’d requested a divorce several times over the course of their marriage, and b) admitted to a 2006 affair with an unnamed Korean vocalist, but denied an affair with the Italian hotel chef, who, she claims, just taught her cooking and English. UPDATE: Just 10 times in 11 years of marriage? Sheesh.

47 Comments

  1. mins0306 your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    Cooking I can understand but English?

    If Ok has feelings for the chef, I doubt she will come out and say “Yes, I had an affair with him.”

  2. abcdefg your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    She wasn’t fucking the chef. She was fucking his long lost twin. :p

    Hey, I’ve already tuned out of this boring show by now.

  3. Posted October 30, 2007 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    She did the Italian but she didn’t enjoy it. That is why it does not count. The dick was too big and her equipment hurt for a week.

    From that time on, she is strictly going for domestic dicks. Big is not necessarily better.

    Right size, people! Don’t be greedy. You cannot digest 10ft hot dog. Nor can a greyhound hump a poodle. I know a greyhound will try but the physics takes over.

    Physics and Chemistry of love.

  4. abcdefg your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    baduk,

    Your science of peens and vaj is a disgrace. For one, why is that in your system you presuppose that “foreign peen” = monster dick; and “domestic peen” = tic tacs?

    Having been to gyms and gone hiking with the fellas and all that, I can tell you there’s a lot of intersection among the averages. A 7 inch kimchi penis isn’t going to be cause less vag friction than the 7 inch vanilla version.

    For all we know, the “Italian Chef” was dishing “snausages” in his spaghetti.

    (I’m serious. One day, an Italian friend of mine flashed my friends and me for kicks — and he had what appeared to be a 1 inch penis… Sadly, we made fun of him for weeks until he broke down in tears… This was in middle school but I don’t believe any growth spurt will have moved him away from a fate of peckerhood…)

  5. jameslayne your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    this is really cool, discussing penis sizes with u lot

  6. noscones your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    i think i speak for everyone when i say i think that all chefs need to gave their culinary education verified as well as a criminal record check….also the korean government should look into requiring all chefs to send a sealed dish to the korean consulate for approval before they can legally work here

  7. mateomiguel your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    Brilliant #6. I wholly support these measures.

  8. hoju_saram your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    “Having been to gyms and gone hiking with the fellas and all that…”

    Who gets their cock out hiking?

  9. cmm your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    abcdefg does.

  10. cmm your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    sorry, that’s not what he said. it’s his friends that do.

    얏.. I almost pulled a pawi and went off misrepresented someone here. sorry abcdefg.

  11. hoju_saram your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    Look, there clearly is a general size difference between races. (online porn, anyone?) Also, I go the local spa after soccer all the time, and the average korean tackle looks like a mouse poking its head out of a haystack.

    Re baduk’s ongoing theory about hotdogs, I put it to my korean (gyopo) g/f and she just laughed. She assured me that from a girl’s point of view bigger is better, (up to a point - which most whiteys don’t cross).

    I’ll leave the final word to our female posters, however.

  12. hoju_saram your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    abcdefg?

    http://skyblu.files.wordpress......ker-bw.jpg

  13. abcdefg your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    If you’re looking for fag stories or implying something else, then you’ve got the wrong poster. But if you really want to know, I’ll tell you: the simple act of urinating out in the open when you or your close friends don’t give a damn, or if they’re goofing off, drunk with bladders full, and taking leaks into a camp fire, would expose a penis visually in a line of sight. It’s pretty simple and totally hetero. Sorry to disappoint.

    BTW, I fully agree there is a difference between penis size and race and will admit asian guys tend to have smaller peens. My point of objection though -not that ( reallly care- with baduk’s post(s) is that they suppose not only a difference but a disjoint difference, which indeed doesn’t correspond or, measure up, to reality. There’s no law that says the “Italian Stallion” chef doesn’t have a penis less than 4 inches erect.

  14. hoju_saram your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

    Good lord, I wasn’t implying that you were gay! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that), I was merely concerned you might have been hiking with your cock out.

    Frivilous sword-fighting with close friends I have no problem with.

  15. abcdefg your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Yes, indeed, nothing wrong with gays, and I’m certainly not walking around commando with my zipper open.

    “Frivilous sword-fighting with close friends I have no problem with.”

    Sounds like an Aussie thing.

  16. judge judy your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    who pisses in a campfire?

  17. McGenghis your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    @16,

    산불 조심, that’s who.

  18. Herod your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    The interesting thing is that Ok Sori confessed to a hitherto secret affair with a Korean partner in order to make her denial of sex with a foreign devil more credible. The Korean press is judging it that way too. Ok knows, and everyone else does, that there’s no recovering from the latter kind of scandal.

  19. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    #14,

    Yeah, he could get frostbite or a sunburn.

    “A 7 inch kimchi penis isn’t going to be cause less vag friction than the 7 inch vanilla version.”

    Why are you so fixated on small penises? 7 inches isn’t something to brag about, is it?

  20. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    “10 times in 11 years of marriage”!?

  21. Posted October 30, 2007 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, no shit, right? No wonder she developed a taste for Italian sausage…

  22. dda your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    cannelloni vs 떡볶이?

  23. abcdefg your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

    19

    To cut this short (*ahem*), the key is the word in my comment directly preceding the sentence you quote. Try to read more carefully.

  24. jameslayne your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    10 times in 11 years…damn
    i feel sorry for her, OK is hella hot, even for an 아지매

    she could have called me, she would have gotten a real good taste of ma underdeveloped kimchi tastin’ 떡볶이

  25. arthjourneyman your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    He’d take *her* over an Italian dame? Now that’s criminal and worthy of deportation.

  26. Posted October 30, 2007 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    10 times in 11 years signals to me that either HE had a problem or SHE had a problem….my money is on him…She is just TOO luscious to not want to at least take a drunken shot at…Even if she was really lousy in bed…i mean the just lay there and take it kind…you’d think that he wanted it a little more than that.
    Dude is sick!

  27. jameslayne your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    hmm, if a korean hottie 아지매 hooks up with an italian, then vice versa could also work, no? anyone have monica bellucci’s number?

  28. peninsular aborigine your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 6:51 pm | Permalink

    How said it must be to have your personal shit aired in the public like this! 15 minutes of fame coupled with 15 years of shame.

  29. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    #26,

    Or she made the story up to give the impression that something is wrong with him as payback for airing their dirty laundry in public.

  30. Benicio74 your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

    My girl says that Ok stated that her husband was more than a regular at the room salons and would drop about 2 million Won each time.
    He must have been too tired with from the salon action to think about slipping his wife one.
    I have to say her story is sounding more plausible.
    He’s a relatively wealthy K-man who’s wife is in her late 30’s and has born a child. According to Koreans, she’s entered the sexless ajumma stage.
    The first pic I saw of her, last week, was terrible, but these pics look a little tasty.
    I’d give her one.
    I can definitely see where Korean guys think “she’s 39 and has a kid- she’s old!”.

  31. Herod your flag
    Posted October 30, 2007 at 9:59 pm | Permalink

    She was a notorious case of career-endingly awful plastic surgery. Those eyefolds - ruining her innocent girl look and forcing her to appear for years in glasses - and in much smaller roles. She’s looking better now though, I see.

  32. Posted October 30, 2007 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    Ten times in eleven years of marriage cannot be true…

  33. cmm your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    @3 last week and this week you talked about how asian girls hate foreign, larger cack because it’s too big and hurts them. Rather than throw in my anecdotes, etc., about this topic, I’ll ask something else that I’m curious about. Your argument that asian girls abhor larger than asian cack assumes that asian girls have smaller genitalia than their non-asian female counterparts. Why do you assume this? Do asian girls react to this statement the same way as (some) asian men? And does anyone else out there disagree with baduk’s assumption about asian women being “smaller?”

    Last week’s and this week’s posts about Ok and the Italian had a lot of people talking about cack sizes. Hopefully this post can get the topic away from everybody’s cacks and onto something more interesting… female genitalia.

  34. Hatch SZ your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    She looks a lot better in this week’s photos, and the shadow on her shirt makes it look like she has a rack. I agree with Benicio’s (30) speculation about what really happened. The husband had plenty of gals on the side and so had no time for the mother of his daughter.

    And agree with Herod (18): “Ok Sori confessed to a hitherto secret affair with a Korean partner in order to make her denial of sex with a foreign devil more credible…that there’s no recovering from the latter kind of scandal.”

    Why famous people start flinging crap is beyond me. It will just devolve into ever more nastiness and both sides look bad–even if you were the wronged one in the first place.

  35. exexpatPete your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 4:10 am | Permalink

    Well, she certainly looks a lot better in these pics than the one posted by “judgejudy” last time. Pity she’s stuck in a loveless marriage with, judging by the comments, a typical room-salon habitue. I pity the kid.

  36. Posted October 31, 2007 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    “The dick was too big and her equipment hurt for a week.”

    Come on, baduk. Women push whole people out those things.

  37. Sonagi your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 7:01 am | Permalink

    “The dick was too big and her equipment hurt for a week.”
    Come on, baduk. Women push whole people out those things.

    Yes, but the problem isn’t so much width as length. If the woman is not properly aroused, her “equipment” will not expand sufficiently, and the man’s “equipment” will hit the cervix. And that hurts.

  38. Breaktrack your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    This is a wacked out thread! Anyone who has been married or in a long term relationship knows more often than not, it takes two to destroy the relationship. Usually genitalia size has little to do with it,

  39. Hatch SZ your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 10:23 am | Permalink

    “Usually genitalia size has little to do with it,” But 18.4% of the time marriages fall apart due to genitalia size. :)

    She’d better be able to bake a mean lasagne and speak English with an Italian accent.

  40. Herod your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 12:26 pm | Permalink

    Anybody care about the chef’s feelings in all this? Here Ok is, saying in effect, “I cheated, sure, but not with that foreign guy! What, you think I’m depraved?”

  41. cmm your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    He’s just now getting over his week of pain in his equipment. …pain that he earned from putting it into an obviously tighter/smaller-than-western-girl girl.

  42. Posted October 31, 2007 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    Anybody care about the chef’s feelings in all this?

    It’s really hard for me to feel bad for a guy (allegedly) banging a hot ex-actress.

  43. mateomiguel your flag
    Posted October 31, 2007 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Google contextual ads for that story are absolutely hilarious! Korean Dating, Sexiest russian girls, and The Economist. What more is there to say really?

  44. Posted November 1, 2007 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    She only had sex 9 times in 11 years. Very starved.

    Yet, she wouldn’t bang an Italian.

    It was below her to stoop that low.

    Poor Italians.

  45. Posted November 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    All Korean English professors are wondering about the expression “doing the Italian”.

    Some may think it is an idiom about eating Italian food. Others may think it is “going on a trip to Italy”.

    When some kids explain to the professor that it means “getting it on”, he will say that cannot be right. Grammatically it does not make sense, he would say.

    He would propose a rebuttal in the example of “eating Chinese”. Would it mean having sex with a Chinese, he will say in a triumphant voice.

    A blind leading a blind. A Korean teaching English.

  46. colontos your flag
    Posted November 2, 2007 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    I’m never reading any stories about this here again.

    DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS PENISES DICKS

  47. cmm your flag
    Posted November 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    @45 good post.

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