More hostage money in Afghanistan

It seems that the Korean government is not the only one pumping money into Afghanistan’s underground economy. The Germans are at it also (Speigel Online):

The German engineer who was kidnapped in Afghanistan, Rudolf Blechschmidt, has been released, but at a high price: The crisis team was forced to pay ransom money to murderers and release prisoners in exchange.

There are a couple of differences between the cases:

  • Blechschmidt was being held by a straight-up criminal gang, rather than the Taliban (although they once threatened to turn him over to the Taliban and seem to like them a lot).
  • The Germans plan to go after the kidnappers, who also murdered another German citizen, although they obviously aren’t going to say how to the media.

I certainly hope they get the gang soon or there will be that much more money funding various bad folks in Afghanistan.

BTW, here was a cute part:

Blechschmidt’s guards smoked hashish and told their prisoner stories about a paradise where they would lie around on tables, served by dwarves carrying jugs of fine wine. When Blechschmidt asked the Pashtun men whether the dwarves were also Muslims (because only the faithful are granted entry into paradise), they were silent. The group, Blechschmidt later reported, was “completely fanaticized.”

Personally, I would take the 72 virgins instead.

Hat tip to Korea Economic Reader email service.

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10 Comments

  1. Gravatar dogbertt your flag
    Posted October 16, 2007 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    From everything I’ve read, the Musselman heaven seems to be a very strange place indeed.

  2. Gravatar mateomiguel your flag
    Posted October 16, 2007 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    since they are dwarves, are these going to be extra low tables? And are they going to be padded and comfy? Would those tables be better referred to as ‘beds’ ?

  3. Posted October 16, 2007 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    Personally, I would take the 72 virgins instead.

    I’m not sure. At that age, would you really want to spend the time and effort teaching ‘em all what to do?

  4. Gravatar Paul H. your flag
    Posted October 16, 2007 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    Maybe it’s 72 dwarf virgins.

    Actually, I’m more interested in (as well as startled by) the “jugs of fine wine”. I thought Islamic paradise was full of milk and honey but wine would still be forbidden — but what do I know.

    Is there a predominantly Islamic country with a “legal” domestic wine production?

  5. Gravatar Paul H. your flag
    Posted October 16, 2007 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    Allah be praised! He has condescended to open the eyes of even this most unworthy one, and show me mine error. My wits must have been befuddled by strong drink, o my brethren:

    Wine production by country 2005
    Rank order (worldwide) - Country - Production (in metric tons)

    (partial list, selected as to countries with significant Muslim populations):

    29 Algeria 77,000
    37 Cyprus 38,500
    38 Morocco 35,000
    39 Tunisia 24,000
    40 Turkmenistan 24,000
    41 Turkey 22,548
    42 Kazakhstan 21,000
    44 Albania 17,000
    47 Lebanon 15,000
    48 Madagascar 8,900
    51 Bosnia and Herzegovina 7,500
    52 Israel 6,500
    53 Tajikistan 6,175
    56 Azerbaijan 5,000
    57 Egypt 4,200
    58 Kyrgyzstan 3,500
    65 Syria 300
    67 India 130

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L....._countries

    I pray I may be allowed to serve as a jug-bearing dwarf in Paradise, and to sneak a furtive sip every now and again (if this can be done without the loss of my head).

  6. Posted October 16, 2007 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    so one day Akmed the pool boy is doing his job for a Saudi Prince when he falls in a drowns, crazyness ensues…

    72 horny virgins?
    Loads of alcohol?
    dwarves/midgets?
    + Islam?!

    I don’t want to be stateside when the American pOrn industry gets a hold of that…

  7. Gravatar R. Elgin your flag
    Posted October 16, 2007 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    Dag, Snow White only had seven dwarves and these fools want a hundred and then if the dwarves ever put together a union, then it would be hell.

  8. Posted October 17, 2007 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    “72 horny virgins?
    Loads of alcohol?
    dwarves/midgets?
    + Islam?!”

    Sounds like The Man Show has been resuscitated and moved to Muslim heaven.

  9. Posted October 17, 2007 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    Rather… I guess The Man Show wasn’t resuscitated since it ended up there.

  10. Gravatar dda your flag
    Posted October 17, 2007 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    Is there a predominantly Islamic country with a “legal” domestic wine production?

    And beer too:

    Tiger Beer has many production units in Malaysia.

    Biru Bintang is a local Indonesian brand — inherited from the Dutch.

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