GOVERNMENT IN SEOUL OUTLAWS ALL AFGHAN BLANKETS.

PRESIDENT ROH DINES ON AFGHAN HOUND IN SHOW OF DEFIANCE.

PRESIDENT ROH WETS PANTS FOR 43 DAYS, THEN SENT DRY CLEANING BILL TO EX-HOSTAGES.

“PRESIDENT ROH PROUDLY PROCLAIMS WINNING THE RELEASE OF ALL HOSTAGES, BUT CONCEDES TWO WERE “FREED” AS CORPSES.”

“ROH TASK FORCE FINDS DECEASED HOSTAGES DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES.”

“SEOUL TAKES GREAT PAINS TO POINT OUT THAT U.S. MISSILES THAT KILLED TALIBAN KIDNAPPERS HAD KOREAN MICROPROCESSORS.”

“IN A SIGN OF BRAVADO, PRESIDENT ROH USES SQUIRTING CARNATION IN LAPEL ON AFGHANI AND U.S. LEADERS.”

“PRESIDENT ROH HAS CEILING LOWERED IN BLUE HOUSE TO 4 FT. TO ACCOMODATE HIS PERPETUAL KNEELING POSITION.”

SEOUL ATTEMPTS TO BRUTALLY CRUSH TALIBAN KIDNAPPERS WITH ENORMOUS PILES OF CASH.

SEOUL SUMMIT WITH NORTH KOREAN MURDERERS TAKES PRECEDENCE OVER AVENGING TALIBAN MURDERERS BECAUSE “HEY, IT’S FAMILY.”

PRESIDENT ROH ODDLY FLATTERED BY RAPE OF KOREAN HOSTAGES.

PRESIDENT ROH SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING ISLAMIC CONVERSION.

“SOUTH KOREANS TO EXPAND KAESONG INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX TO ENABLE MORE MONEY TO BE SENT DIRECTLY TO NORKS DO WITH AS THEY PLEASE, FOR EXAMPLE DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS”

maybe that was a little long.

by the way, robert… really needed you at city hall yesterday…naming advisory cte. for the new “flea market” they’re going to build when they move the one that is currently in 동대문 stadium. if you haven’t already, you have to see the scheme they’re cooking up.^^

Are the US troops to be viewed as a bunch of Jews trying to carve out a “god-given” homeland for themselves among the rocky terrain in Afghanistan?

I don’t think that’s what Andy was trying to say. As Dr. Yen Lo said in the “Manchurian Candidate, “A little humor, my dear Zilkov, always with a little humor.”

As for removing American troops, your assumption that I would be fearful of a US withdrawal is ridiculous.

Ici New Jersey, les Koréens parlent aux Koréens !

Indeed you have nothing to fear, NK nukes can’t reach the Garden State™ — which maybe is not that much of A Good Thing™…

‘EXPAT COMMUNITY WANTS KOREANS HOSTAGES DEAD’

‘AMERICA MORE CONCERNED WITH PRINCIPLES THAN LIVES OF HOSTAGES’

‘COLONEL NORTH EXPRESSES OUTRAGE AT KOREA’S HANDLING OF HOSTAGE SITUATION’

‘CARING EXPATS IN KOREA SAY: WE WANT TO TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A HYPOCRITE.’

‘SOUTH KOREAN COMMUNITY WANTS KOREANS IN NORTH TO REMAIN IN TORTURE CAMPS’

‘KOREA MORE CONCERNED WITH “KIBUN” THAN LIVES OF NORTH KOREANS’

‘KIM DAE JUNG EXPRESSES OUTRAGE AT CRITICISM OF KIM JUNG IL’

‘KOREANS SAY: WE ENJOY LIVING AS HYPOCRITES’