More Evidence Why, in the Long Run, the United States is Absolutely Fucked: Exhibit B

by Robert Koehler on September 19, 2007

I’m waiting for someone to parody this for Shin Jeong-ah.

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 hoju_saram September 20, 2007 at 12:44 am: SHE’S A HUMAN! lmfao
2 captbbq September 20, 2007 at 12:46 am: Is there any juice left in that taser?!
3 kimcheeone September 20, 2007 at 1:09 am: Is that a guy or a girl?
4 MrMao September 20, 2007 at 1:15 am: That’s a guy. He’s 19. He’s “going to be on TV” according to MSN.com. It’s, um, staged.
5 Kunsanpcv September 20, 2007 at 1:40 am: Even if MrMao is correct…………we’re still FUCKED!
6 SomeguyinKorea September 20, 2007 at 2:03 am: It’s obvious he’s acting. Where are the tears? The snot coming out of his nose? See what I mean?
7 lao-ocean-girl September 20, 2007 at 9:24 am: From Variety.com:

Reality shingle 44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears has generated nearly 8 million hits on YouTube in just one week.

Plan is to develop a docusoap built around Crocker, a 19-year-old who lives with his grandparents in Tennessee. Even before the Britney clip, Crocker had developed a large Net audience via numerous video performances posted on MySpace.com.
8 partypooper September 20, 2007 at 9:40 am: cptbbq wins the best comment for this thread.

If this video is getting big play, the title of this post should be “More Evidence Why Brittany Spear’s Career is Absolutely Fucked”
9 Sperwer September 20, 2007 at 10:05 am: The Eloi live. (I’m siding with the Morlocks).
10 fencerider September 20, 2007 at 10:52 am: I was watching just expecting at the end he was going to quickly snap out of it and say “PSYYYYYYYCH!!!Britney get a life!!!”
But I was obviously dissappointed.
11 babotaengi September 21, 2007 at 12:24 am: Couldn’t watch more than 20 seconds… oh, the humanity@!
12 hardyandtiny September 21, 2007 at 1:16 am: funny guy
13 Ut videam September 22, 2007 at 1:19 am: Exhibit C?

http://wbztv.com/topstories/local_story_264104114.html