The fat bear might get the throne

Kim “Mouseketeer” Jong-nam has returned from exile in China and appears to be in the running to take over the family business.

Kim Jong-il’s next oldest son is only in his twenties and, with the old man apparently in bad shape, we could be in for an interesting succession struggle.

12 Comments

  1. tmc1233 your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Speaking of ‘bad shape’, it looks like Kim “I tried to pass myself off as Dominican to the Japanese authorities” Jong-nam could stand to lose a couple hundred pounds. He looks like Jabba the Hut for Christ’s sake!

    There must be at least some North Korean people who look at the Kim’s with disgust if for no other reason than that while everyone else is starving, they allow themselves to become morbidly obese.

  2. Posted August 28, 2007 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    That’s not morbid obesity. To see real morbid obesity you need to take a trip back to the United States. Kim Jong-nam is just a fat guy.

    The Google ads for this entry are interesting: Gay Hairy Bear, Gay Cubs (as a Cardinal fan, I say I knew it!), Gay Leather, Chat Gay, and Cowboy Gay. Hmm. Google knows too much about my lifestyle!

  3. tmc1233 your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    OK, I will accept that by American criteria, he isn’t morbidly obese; I’ve passed through Detroit International Airport before (if you’ve been there, you will understand). But as compared to the rest of the NK population, I stand by my statement. ;)

  4. tmc1233 your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    And yes, the adverts are quite erm, interesting…

  5. Posted August 28, 2007 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    As far as the ads go, I guess my use of “fat bear” in the post title had something to do with it. Bear is a term used for overweight guys at the gay bar.

  6. austin your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    There’s one family that has been severly beaten with the fugly stick.
    The Kim men go around banging gorgeous actresses, yet despite the influx of “good looks” DNA, their kids still end up fugly, makes you wonder about the quality of the Kim male DNA.
    Wonder how much food they had to tie around his neck, to get the other kids to play with him.

  7. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    Some papers are taking the bait hook and sinker. They are saying that a power struggle is just around the corner in North Korea.

    It isn’t.

    This is Kim Jong Il’s way of reminding Roh that he’d better get ready to pay through the nose if he wants the summit to go well.

  8. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    “The Kim men go around banging gorgeous actresses”

    Pre or post cosmetic surgery?

  9. otoritakeo your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think plastic surgery’s available in NK

  10. peninsular aborigine your flag
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    Where’s Bradley Martin with his gushing fantasies about Kim’s little girl taking charge and being a liberatrix?

  11. Posted August 28, 2007 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    Kim JN has potential to be attractive.

    Fox TV should contact and make a contract with Kim JN to be aired in a realty program.

    They spread this photo, http://blog.naver.com/panzervo.....0005760077, into the world, and make people laugh at and pity for Kim
    And the process of his losing weight is aired; his flesh is undone and the original good face appears; tears and cheers.
    It’s a win-win game.

    Who’s the above “old man”?
    I thought “old man” as Kim JI at the first reading.
    Am I incorrect?
    If so, I wonder why I thought so.

  12. Posted August 28, 2007 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

    Bomb,

    You are right, I was talking about KJI.

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