‘The Host’ Meets Iraq

It’s a strange, strange world we live in [BBC]:

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

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The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

The British, of course, deny any involvement:

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”

(HT to Coming Anarchy)

6 Comments

  1. slim your flag
    Posted July 14, 2007 at 3:54 am | Permalink

    Modernity in the Middle East: Any century now!

  2. Posted July 14, 2007 at 7:02 am | Permalink

    Reminds me of this classic Internet viral vid. Some of you may remember it.

    http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

  3. Posted July 14, 2007 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    Beat me to it.

  4. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted July 14, 2007 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    Tsk, tsk, tsk. You guys are culturally insensitive. :)

  5. lirelou your flag
    Posted July 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    Puts them right up with Puerto Rico and Mexico, land of the blood sucking “Chupacabras”, and the hordes of Guatamalan Indians that beat a female backpacker nearly to death on suspicion of stealing a baby for body parts. At least in Basra, they do have honey badgers.

  6. Kunsanpcv your flag
    Posted July 14, 2007 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    You guys laugh now, but it won’t be long until North Korea teams up with the Chinese mafia to smuggle these badgers into the United States. At least that is what Mike Chertoff’s gut tells him.

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