Get Laid AND Paid

by Robert Koehler on June 26, 2007

A university student on leave found a novel way to make money — by banging massage-parlor prostitutes and then blackmailing them with threats to report them to the cops. [Maeil Business Newspaper, Korean, via Yonhap]

According to the cops, 26-year-old Mr. Bae went into a massage parlor in Seocho-dong in the morning of May 31. After engaging in paid sex with one of the employees, he told her that he wasn’t satisfied and demanded a refund. When the girl said no, he threatened to report her professional activities to the cops. Confronted with this threat, she gave him 1 million won (!).

As it would turn out, Bae had pulled the same stunt — successfully! — in 12 others Gangnam massage parlors between May 10 and recently. All told, he netted 10.3 million won.

Police say Bae used most of the money to pay his cost of living and to invest in stocks.

{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Ut videam June 26, 2007 at 11:30 pm

Wow… this guy threatened to go to the cops to extort money from hookers, but none of the 800 “customers” (read: rapists) of the kidnapped middle school girl would do the same. What a sick world we live in.

2 hoju_saram June 26, 2007 at 11:31 pm

Genius.

3 SomeguyinKorea June 26, 2007 at 11:49 pm

So, the cops closed the massage parlors, right? They do have evidence that prostitution has been taking place there, after all.

4 Richardson June 27, 2007 at 12:18 am

Just wait until an English teacher, GI, or other social outcast wae-gook tries this…

5 Dram_man June 27, 2007 at 3:22 am

I think I found my new hero.

6 Netizen Kim June 27, 2007 at 3:28 am

Talk about getting screwed in more ways than one…

7 seouldout June 27, 2007 at 6:46 am

A rank amateur. After pulling that scam a couple of times a pro would have upped his game by taking pictures and threatening to post them unless re-occurring freebies and payments were provided.

8 Brendon Carr June 27, 2007 at 7:11 am

The guy’s a scumbag.

9 Iceberg June 27, 2007 at 7:12 am

I agree with Brendon.

10 Cynical Samaritan June 27, 2007 at 7:29 am

Just wait ’til the girls’ bosses (mobsters) catch up with this knucklehead. He’s gonna be fooked. Hope he enjoyed it while it lasted.

11 Breaktrack June 27, 2007 at 7:36 am

He must be a gyopo influenced by evil westerners. A Korean would never do such a thing. I think #10 is on to something though.

12 baduk June 27, 2007 at 7:44 am

This is why restaurants and bars hire “protection” mob to beat up guys like these.

Maybe pimps are not “lazy gentlemen” after all; they may do some work protecting their girls.

13 Railwaycharm June 27, 2007 at 7:46 am

coctuggis will be paying him a visit no doubt.

14 dokdoforever June 27, 2007 at 8:47 am

Don’t girls working at those places adopt false names to protect their identity? The guy must forced them to show their ID card.

15 dokdoforever June 27, 2007 at 8:52 am

I guess there is a name for someone who uses prostitutes to get laid and paid – pimp. Not the most admirable of occupations.

16 shakuhachi June 27, 2007 at 8:57 am

Great stories like this keep me coming back to the marmots hole!

17 michael June 27, 2007 at 8:57 am

The entreprenurial spirit is alive and well in Korea.

18 Robert Koehler June 27, 2007 at 9:03 am

I think it’s also admirable that the young man put part of his ill-begotten earnings into stocks. Let your money work for you.

19 sanshinseon June 27, 2007 at 1:19 pm

I agree with Brendon and Iceberg that the guy’s a scumbag. Nothing admirable except the daring; certainly nothing heroic. Those women are doing honest work needed by society, shouldn’t be bothered by extortionists or pimps (nor by cops, as long as they obey health laws and don’t cheat customers).

20 SomeguyinKorea June 27, 2007 at 1:41 pm

Right, so the guy is a scumbag. But, that doesn’t answer my question: Did the cops close the massage parlors?

21 littlebrownasian June 27, 2007 at 6:24 pm

Would you be surprised if they did?

22 SomeguyinKorea June 27, 2007 at 9:45 pm

Maybe I’m naive, but aren’t they cracking down on prostitution?

23 sanshinseon June 27, 2007 at 11:53 pm

Not really. Only on its more public and old-fashioned-style manifestations.

24 globalvillageidiot June 28, 2007 at 9:02 am

“Maybe I’m naive, but aren’t they cracking down on prostitution?”

Supposedly. Same with cracking down on drivers running red lights or cracking down on illegal teachers. Periodic and largely cosmetic.

And, without a doubt, the guy who pulled this scam is a real asshole. If I were him, I’d be more worried about the people who run these places than the police. When it comes to this kind of stuff, they tend not to have much of a sense of humor.

25 cmm June 28, 2007 at 3:45 pm

Anybody have any idea why the “window shops” with the pink lights in the streets about a block in front of Yongsan Station are allowed to stay open? It couldn’t get any more public than that.

26 michael June 28, 2007 at 4:03 pm

The pink light places are all over Seoul. The ones I’ve seen don’t have windows and the women sit in the doorway at the entrance.

27 littlebrownasian June 28, 2007 at 7:17 pm

They’ve been cracking so many things for many years now, the results of which can just crack you up. It’s all just flash in the pan.

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