Miss Korea?

by Robert Koehler on May 29, 2007

As I look at Lee Ha-nui, Korea’s Miss Universe contestant, I’m reminded why I appreciate model Jang Yun-ju so much — Jang actually looks Korean.  The winner of Miss Universe, of course, was from an island nation whose name we dare not mention.  Mongolia, unfortunately, didn’t field a contestant, with Kazakhstan representin’ Central Asia.

{ 48 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Wedge May 29, 2007 at 6:45 pm

Lee looks a tad South American to me. Better living through surgery!

2 Sperwer May 29, 2007 at 7:01 pm

Plastic fantastic Stepford

3 Newton Kabiddles May 29, 2007 at 7:33 pm

True, Jang Yun-ju’s a pretty woman.

4 gbnhj May 29, 2007 at 7:55 pm

Jang Yun-ju’s no Miss Universe, but she’d get my vote in the Miss Universe competition even so. She’s got some cool – and a serious set of funbags. What more do you need?

5 Havik May 29, 2007 at 9:00 pm

I had a damn hard time to find out where these Asian chicks were from. I mean miss Korea looks like she had a transracial (from Asian to Hispanic) operation, miss Japan looks like a Maori (without the excessive (over)weight), miss Khazakhstan looks like a Korean, miss Thailand looks like a Nigerian, and miss Nigeria looks like an ape, which probably, she is.

6 Andy Jackson May 29, 2007 at 9:17 pm

Havik,

One would hope that the Miss Nigeria comment came out of ignorance (there are some things you just can’t say) but I smell an edit coming on.

7 Robert Koehler May 29, 2007 at 9:49 pm

…and miss Nigeria looks like an ape, which probably, she is.

That was absolutely disgusting, and I’m sure the Oranckay will delete it (as well as the follow-up comments).

And for what it’s worth, Miss Nigeria is a very beautiful woman.

8 otoritakeo May 29, 2007 at 10:08 pm

All the Asian contestants seem to have had plastic surgery… they don’t look… well, Asian.

9 Robert Koehler May 29, 2007 at 10:42 pm

That’s not fair, otoritakeo — Miss Kazakhstan, the Flower of Central Asian Womanhood, apparently — looks pretty damn Asian. Nice national dress, too.

10 SomeguyinKorea May 29, 2007 at 11:35 pm

There was a Korean on the panel of judges: the guy who plays Ando on ‘Heroes’.

11 Ledtim May 30, 2007 at 12:06 am

Did they introduce Jason Kyson Lee (Ando from Heroes) as a Japanese or did my ears deceive me?

12 ZZOOzzoo May 30, 2007 at 12:07 am

I’ve seen a lot of beautiful Japanese women–Miss Japan certainly isn’t one of them. I can’t believe she beat the likes of Miss Venezuela to win the title of Miss Universe.

13 madne0 May 30, 2007 at 12:49 am

Robert: “And for what it’s worth, Miss Nigeria is a very beautiful woman.”

I wouldn’t call her…that other thing, but beautiful she isn’t.

14 madne0 May 30, 2007 at 12:54 am

Want a black beauty? Check out Miss Mauritius. Yowza.

15 tomojiro May 30, 2007 at 1:34 am

” all the Asian contestants seem to have had plastic surgery… they don’t look… well, Asian”

Exactly what I thought. It seems that their were trying to look like what is the Non Asian “perception” about “Asian chicks”.

“I’ve seen a lot of beautiful Japanese women–Miss Japan certainly isn’t one of them”

I agree. “Occidental beauty” seems to be the reason why she became the winner.

16 SomeguyinKorea May 30, 2007 at 1:36 am

Miss Venezuela. That country always has very good looking contestants…must be something they put in the water.

Oh, and Miss Tanzania. Probably has the most proportionate face there (a true classical beauty)…and check those long legs!

17 Netizen Kim May 30, 2007 at 2:17 am

“Occidental beauty” seems to be the reason why she became the winner.

Occidental taste in Asian women tends to correlate much with what is found in third rate porn sites, which also explains the current Miss Universe.

18 dda May 30, 2007 at 3:32 am

You know something is wrong with that kind of contests when the so-called most beautiful wimin in the friggin’ world is Japanese.

And for the record, that Kazakh chick is hawt.

19 Havik May 30, 2007 at 6:09 am

My comment on the Nigerian miss was just a remark based on her somewhat ape-ish facial expressions. Besides that, black people look like monkeys just as Asians look like midgets, Caucasians look like Chechnian terrorists and Europeans look like anaemic morons.

We’re not gonna be sensitive (politically correct) on racial issues here, right?

20 SomeguyinKorea May 30, 2007 at 7:10 am

“Occidental taste in Asian women tends to correlate much with what is found in third rate porn sites, which also explains the current Miss Universe.”

Hmm, hmm. One of the judges was Korean.

21 Sonagi May 30, 2007 at 7:15 am

See how Lee Hani has changed a bit through the years:

http://tong.nate.com/ice4b1/24179104

22 Railwaycharm May 30, 2007 at 9:14 am

#7 Marmot, I will probably get whacked on the pig post for a follow up comment to this winner as well!

23 michael May 30, 2007 at 9:14 am

Miss Kazakhstan, wow. Looks nothing like Boarat’s sister….

24 wjk May 30, 2007 at 9:15 am

i don’t see any noticable changes. Why are you accusing women of having plastic surgery, just because they look good?

I recall you claimed Kim Hye Soo had plastic surgery recently or whatever, too.

Looks the same to me, 10 years ago and now.

25 dogbertt May 30, 2007 at 9:16 am

That was absolutely disgusting, and I’m sure the Oranckay will delete it (as well as the follow-up comments).

It’s your blog — why can’t _you_ simply delete it?

26 Railwaycharm May 30, 2007 at 9:24 am

25# Dogbertt, for the same reason I don’t fill out my own expense reports, I don’t have to.

27 ●~* May 30, 2007 at 10:14 am

Ms.Jang Yun-ju’s dad is not a top rank official of National Secret Agency nor her mom a National Treasure. Ms.Jang Yun-ju is not the niece of No.2 powered man in Korea, who’s the most trusted man by the now-on president.

28 Railwaycharm May 30, 2007 at 10:40 am

Miss Norway (Miss Pusan)

29 Ut videam May 30, 2007 at 10:40 am

27 – Are you saying that’s why she’s not Miss Korea?

30 globalvillageidiot May 30, 2007 at 11:35 am

“You know something is wrong with that kind of contests when the so-called most beautiful wimin in the friggin’ world is Japanese.”

Well, on a per capita basis I’d definitely give Korean women an edge over Japanese in terms of physical attractiveness, but Japan does have its fair share of beautiful women. As with some of the other people who post here, I tend to be a little more partial to a more traditional – i.e. lighter on the cosmetics and surgery – look, but to each his/her own. As wjk pointed out, I wouldn’t be confident in having a 100% accuracy rating as to judging who has or hasn’t had surgery.

31 tabitha May 30, 2007 at 1:28 pm

“Well, on a per capita basis I’d definitely give Korean women an edge over Japanese in terms of physical attractiveness”

It’s funny..that’s what I used to think too when I lived in Korea, but since I have moved out lived in Japan before coming home, I definitely think your average Japanese girl looks much cuter and prettier than the average Korean girl. I think it has to do with being “in the flock” at the time. Although I see Korean beauties from time to time, when you see them out of their element, you realize that alot of them are just 3′s made up to be 9′s. Anyways, its good that at least two Asian representatives made it to the final cut.

However, I have to admit that the picture really does make her to look hispanic. Is that really plastic surgery or was that just a dose of the typical heavy Korean makeup routine?

32 Railwaycharm May 30, 2007 at 1:32 pm

If the work is done well, I have zero problems with a touch of the plastic!

33 tabitha May 30, 2007 at 4:37 pm

It seems as though the Korean troll contigency is in full force hijacking the comments sections of all Miss Universe 2007 related videos. It’s quite interesting (but not surprising at all) that while even commenters from the 1st runner up nation, Brazil, will express that Miss Japan should not have won, even they will not stoop to the level of boorishness and low class as displayed by the Korean posters who swarm and hijack every video with comments laden with profanity, crude and utterly rude personal insults and distasteful comments directed to Miss Mori and Japan. Pretty much every single comment by Koreans and kyopos has the word “ugly bitch”, “fugly”, or “ugly jap whore” written in somewhere. How classy.

It’s kind of interesting because in their attempt to bad mouth Japan and gain support from the foreign audience, it seems as though all they have done is show how ugly and distasteful Korean culture can be as the other commenters have posted how disgusted and turned off they are by the trolling comments by the Koreans. It’s really comical how Koreans are their own worst enemy at times like this.

34 SomeguyinKorea May 30, 2007 at 4:39 pm

“See how Lee Hani has changed a bit through the years:

http://tong.nate.com/ice4b1/24179104

Besides the fact that she has a lower BMO than she did while she was in her teens, I really don’t see much change (most Korean girls get chunkier in middle-school and high-school because they’re always eating on the go in between hagwons lessons… but then lose the weight at university). She still looks a lot like the cute little girl of 5 or 6 in one of the pictures at that site. If she’s had cosmetic surgery, hats off to the surgeon(s): good cosmetic surgery is the kind that is only noticeable by expert eyes.

35 SomeguyinKorea May 30, 2007 at 4:39 pm

BMI, not BMO. Sorry.

36 globalvillageidiot May 30, 2007 at 5:01 pm

“It’s kind of interesting because in their attempt to bad mouth Japan and gain support from the foreign audience, it seems as though all they have done is show how ugly and distasteful Korean culture can be as the other commenters have posted how disgusted and turned off they are by the trolling comments by the Koreans. It’s really comical how Koreans are their own worst enemy at times like this.”

An unfortunate theme that comes up again and again here. It’s comical, but in a morbid sort of way. Unfortunately, constructive advice in this department is sometimes taken as being anti-Korean.

37 Sonagi May 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm

“If she’s had cosmetic surgery, hats off to the surgeon(s): good cosmetic surgery is the kind that is only noticeable by expert eyes.”

Her eyes look proportionally larger now than they were when she was a young child. The opposite is true in real life – our eyes become smaller in proportion to the rest of our features as we grow up. There is a subtle change between the second and third photos from high school. Her face looks to have changed again as an adult. Judging from her childhood and early teenaged photos, she was naturally pretty, but she is in a highly competitive industry that demands a certain look. Surgery is extremely common among beauty pageant contestants in general. Speculating about who’s had work done is a favorite pasttime amongst Korean netizens. The consensus is that she does not look natural.

That’s why I love women like Jang Yun-ju. I’m sure she’s been advised to fix this or that if she wants to be a star, but so far, she seems to have rejected the advice.

38 otoritakeo May 30, 2007 at 8:54 pm

“http://tong.nate.com/ice4b1/24179104″

Looking at the photos, I’m beginning to have doubts to whether she really did have plastic surgery… It’s just looks as if she’s lost a lot of weight.

39 tomojiro May 30, 2007 at 11:28 pm

>tabitha

Hey I saw your post at Japundit. Word by word the same post. Ofcourse the name of the poster was different.

At Japundit it was Chonko.

http://japundit.com/archives/2007/05/29/6112/#comments

Are you the Japanese version of VANK?

40 tabitha May 30, 2007 at 11:36 pm

Hi tomojiro,

That is a coincidence. However, have you ever thought that perhaps my post serves as a great excuse for others to copy and paste if it serves the same agenda for them? I am just offering an explanation.

Thanks.

BTW, what is VANK?

41 JK May 30, 2007 at 11:42 pm

Tabitha, I am a Korean-American. I also don’t think Miss Japan should have won, but it’s not because of the reasons certain trolls have stated (if indeed they said what you claim they say). I have seen hot Japanese girls…..BEAUTIFUL girls….and they have this Miss Japan beat in the looks department hands down.

I think it’s great that a Miss Japan won the Miss Universe contest….I just don’t think she’s all that when there are so many finer Japanese women out there. Then again, I know beauty is not the only factor in the contests.

42 seouldout May 31, 2007 at 12:25 am

Thanks to tomojiro I followed the link to japundit and then found this, the national costumes of the contestants.

Too many photos to go through, but the link I included has Miss Korea and her drum. Miss USA (or is it Miss America?) is Elvis, btw.

From what I saw only Ms. Norway was wearing something resembling a real McCoy national costume.

Anyway, I’m really gayed out now, so ’nuff said.

43 Havik May 31, 2007 at 5:33 am

““It’s kind of interesting because in their attempt to bad mouth Japan and gain support from the foreign audience, it seems as though all they have done is show how ugly and distasteful Korean culture can be as the other commenters have posted how disgusted and turned off they are by the trolling comments by the Koreans. It’s really comical how Koreans are their own worst enemy at times like this.”

An unfortunate theme that comes up again and again here. It’s comical, but in a morbid sort of way. Unfortunately, constructive advice in this department is sometimes taken as being anti-Korean”

It depends on the occasion. I consider most Koreans very reasonable and rational on one-to-one conversations. They tend to become less reasonable when they gather in groups, and they tend to become like total barbarians when they can hide their identities on the internet.

44 Netizen Kim May 31, 2007 at 5:55 am

I was checking some photos from the Miss Universe contest on the web and wondering what the heck is Donald Trump doing there? Then I find out that Donald Trump owns the pageant. As one of the perks, the winner is given the use of a Trump Tower apartment in New York City for use during her reign.

So basically, this means that the Miss Universe pageant has become like Trump’s personal harem.

45 Sonagi May 31, 2007 at 7:39 am

“It depends on the occasion. I consider most Koreans very reasonable and rational on one-to-one conversations. They tend to become less reasonable when they gather in groups, and they tend to become like total barbarians when they can hide their identities on the internet.”

This statement would hold true if “Koreans” was replaced by many other nationalities. Anonymous postings in online Korean forums are no worse than the troll trash on Japan’s 2ch or some Chinese BBSes. The Yahoo boards, whose international news stories drew posters from many different countries, were finally shut down after Yahoo got sick of complaints about messages.

46 SomeguyinKorea May 31, 2007 at 10:23 am

“So basically, this means that the Miss Universe pageant has become like Trump’s personal harem.”

Rosie O’Donnell nearly got sued by Donald Trump for suggesting that.

“I think it’s great that a Miss Japan won the Miss Universe contest….I just don’t think she’s all that when there are so many finer Japanese women out there. Then again, I know beauty is not the only factor in the contests.”

Yes, it all comes down to the fact that this is a beauty pageant, not a beauty contest. The contestants are judge on a variety of things, so it’s possible that the ‘hottest’ one does not become the winner. But, in the greater scheme of things, does it really matter who wins? It’s not necessarily the most significant of contests. The Nobel Prizes, sure, that’s significant…but this? It’s entertainment, that’s all.

“Anyway, I’m really gayed out now, so ’nuff said.”

Yeah, I never thought I’d write so much about something that involves sequined gowns held up by double-sided tape.

47 peninsular aborigine May 31, 2007 at 7:25 pm

“We’re not gonna be sensitive (politically correct) on racial issues here, right?”

That’s so out of tempo with the times that it makes me want to bust a gut. You get the daily “inadvertant humor awArd” (affectionately known as the “baduks.”)

48 peninsular aborigine May 31, 2007 at 7:29 pm

That Miss Korea is a freak. She’s beautiful and nasty at the same time. What a disgrace. That picture is revolting. What yucky beauty. Yikes.

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