Rain takes Time’s No. 1 spot

by Robert Koehler on May 8, 2007

So, who’s the most influential person on the planet, according to Time magazine’s online poll?  Why, Rain of course! [NYT]

{ 30 comments… read them below or add one }

1 ecorn May 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm

I received an e-mail a few years ago asking me to vote for Jesus as the most influential person. An organized campaign to make Rain bigger than Jesus wouldn’t surprise me.

2 globalvillageidiot May 8, 2007 at 4:12 pm

What a pile of wank.

3 dogbertt May 8, 2007 at 4:53 pm

What’s even funnier is the Korea Times running it on the front page as a serious news item.

4 ZZOOzzoo May 8, 2007 at 5:05 pm

What I find even more surprising is how so many people take Time’s Influential People list seriously. Why?!

5 Seth Gecko May 8, 2007 at 6:13 pm

What do you get when you take the most wired nation, throw in a ton of nationalism and very little in the way of ethics?

An internet-based, ballet-stuffing joke of a vote.

Rain (or “bi”, as he is more aptly called in English) is the PLANET’S most influential person!

6 SomeguyinKorea May 8, 2007 at 7:01 pm

“The results, they said, could have been influenced by the poll having been publicized on blogs and fan sites, making it possible that Rain’s devotees stuffed the virtual ballot box.”

No shit, Sherlock. Really, why don’t they all out and say that his fans not only stuff the ballot with high scores for Bi and low scores for anyone else on the list that was perceived as a threat?

7 seouldout May 8, 2007 at 8:06 pm

Point. Click. Refreshy. I like a good farce. Point. Click. Refreshy. I voted for him tens of thousands of times. Point. Click. Refreshy.

At one point the efforts of the loyal subjects of His Royal Highness King Bhumibol of Thailand had him surpass Rain. Point. Click. Refresh.

Why should those of us who live here be the only ones who have a good laugh? Point. Click. Refreshy.

8 Nomad May 8, 2007 at 8:20 pm

You people need to read some real blogs to keep up with news like this:

http://partypooper.blogs.com/partypooper/2007/04/rain_the_light_.html

http://partypooper.blogs.com/partypooper/2007/04/knetizen_comeup.html

No need to thank me.

9 The Western Confucian May 8, 2007 at 8:39 pm

All of you are just afraid to admit what this is: the proudest day in Korea’s five-thousand year history.

10 slim May 8, 2007 at 8:57 pm

It was sloppy and unbelievably naive for the Time writer of this article not to look into Korean netizens’ notorious history of fouling on-line polls.

11 R. Elgin May 8, 2007 at 9:37 pm

Considering all the delightfully interesting people from Korea, this mere entertainer wins a poll in an American magazine!?
I guess if one were to put a room full of monkeys to work, typing on computers, eventually either “Hamlet” or enough winning votes for “Rain” would be produced.

12 iheartblueballs May 9, 2007 at 1:55 am

Jealousy is an ugly thing, expats. The sooner you quit living in your own little fantasy land where Rain is NOT the most influential weather phenomenon in the world, the better off you’ll be.

Further, you should all be ashamed of your unconscious but implied homophobia. Rain is the Justin Timberlake of Korea. NOT the Lance Bass of Korea. He likes girls. When the cameras are around.

13 terrible dan May 9, 2007 at 2:00 am

I sincerely hope Bi isn’t that influental, because I remember him most for his oft-played commercial where he urges you (and the kids!) to “do X”.

14 Netizen Kim May 9, 2007 at 2:45 am

Strange little comment there, Blueballs.

So how many times did you vote for Bi?

15 sewing May 9, 2007 at 3:02 am

Seth (#5): Yeah, it’s implausible that Rain/Bi could be the most influential person on the planet (hah!), but sadly, online ballot stuffing is common enough even in the USA to have a name: “freeping,” from the practice of Free Republic readers voting en masse in online polls.

16 sewing May 9, 2007 at 3:05 am

The same goes for seouldout and slim…don’t want to single poor Mr. Gecko out on this one.

But yes, I heartily concur with one and all that no offense to Rain or his fans, but this is a joke.

17 dlatn May 9, 2007 at 3:58 am

Isn’t this the same poll that failed to honor Osama bin Laden as the most influential person of 2001?
Didn’t some other guy get it that year?

18 iheartblueballs May 9, 2007 at 6:34 am

As per the request of the Most Influential Homosexual Weather Event’s management team, you may also refer to Rain as the Michael Jackson of Korea, or the Michael Jackson of Asia.

Granted, when using either of these terms, you must include the full caveat, as follows:

Rain: The Michael Jackson of Korea (Asia), but only in the musical and performance sense, and NOT in the fingering of small children’s rectums and/or distributing of Jesus Juice for the purpose of receiving oral relief sense.

19 wjk May 9, 2007 at 7:25 am

are you, um, straight, blue balls?

Why are you trying so hard to tie Rain with homosexuality?

20 railwaycharm May 9, 2007 at 10:44 am

This has taken a disgusting turn!

21 iheartblueballs May 9, 2007 at 11:05 am

are you, um, straight, blue balls?

The female species covers my blueball needs with room to spare.

Why are you trying so hard to tie Rain with homosexuality?

I’m sure Rain is merely a victim, much like the author of this sad tale:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

22 Seth Gecko May 9, 2007 at 5:54 pm

“freeping,”

My word of the day! Thanks, sewing!

-Poor Mr. Gecko (lol!)

23 Havik May 9, 2007 at 9:41 pm

Now dare to say that South Korea is homophobic!!!

24 SomeguyinKorea May 10, 2007 at 12:17 am

Rain? He’ll probably never release a record in the US, or at least not under that name.

It’s a pretty obvious name choice for a band, so I wouldn’t be surprised if there isn’t already recorded or released a record in the US under that name, which means they own it.

The band Bush had to release its first couple of albums under the name ‘Bush X’ in Canada because the name had already been used in the early 70′s by guys that had some influence on the Canadian music scene.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domenic_Troiano
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prakash_John

25 SomeguyinKorea May 10, 2007 at 12:19 am

That’s should have been “I wouldn’t be surprised if a band hasn’t already recorded or released…”

26 Netizen Kim May 10, 2007 at 1:31 am

Nevermind Rain. If Kim Jong Il ever decides to change his career from dictator to gangsta rap artist, he’d be an instant world sensation.

He’s got already got the basic look: fat, puffy hairdo, dark shades, and the Communist suit (which also look amazingly like prison oufit). A gold tooth and a thick chain would enhance his image. His various accomplishments in counterfeiting greenbacks and Marlboro’s, money laundering, drug trafficking, leader of a rogue nation, constantly vilified and chased by the world’s police (the US) gives him mad street cred. His taste for imported cognac and blonde Scandinavian girls makes him a pimp of the highest order.

27 dogbertt May 10, 2007 at 8:45 am

Excellent idea.

28 sewing May 10, 2007 at 9:41 am

Wow. That just blew my mind.

29 sewing May 10, 2007 at 9:43 am

Add in his penchant for making movies and overall desire for self-aggrandizing mythos, and he’s got the whole package.

30 bumfromkorea May 11, 2007 at 9:44 am

All I gotta say about this is… f***ing 오빠부대s…

Ugh, how can Bi win against His Holiness (Stephen Colbert)?!!!

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