Nice T-shirt

by Robert Koehler on April 2, 2007

in Asides, East and Central Asia, Japan

Gotta be careful of what you wear [Japundit]. On a related note, I once saw a guy wearing an Islanders jersey in Tanzania.

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1 James April 2, 2007 at 5:36 pm
2 railwaycharm April 2, 2007 at 5:40 pm

Still funny in a sick and twisted way.

3 snow April 2, 2007 at 6:20 pm

Saw a Japanese woman about 35, relatively good-looking, wearing a t-shirt that said “Juicy Heiress”.

She probably had no idea what it meant, but it kind of suited her. She was like one of those ajumahs who’ve been around the block maybe a few too many times, was dressed kind of sexy and yet maybe needed something extra to attract the kinds of guys she might have been able to get when she was 10 years younger.

4 Wedge April 2, 2007 at 6:42 pm

Back in ‘97 I saw a chick wearing Itty Bitty Titty Club at Songjung Beach just north of Pusan. And yes, she was a charter member of said club.

Also, at Ueno Zoo in ‘02 I saw a little tyke with a t-shirt showing a red circle with slash over two abstract fornicators (in bend over mode) and the words “No F*cking” underneath. The two conservative 30-something Japanese parents appeared completely clueless.

5 globalvillageidiot April 2, 2007 at 7:11 pm

My personal fave was a student outside the main gate of Sungshin Women’s University a couple of years ago wearing a “Late Night Wiener Princess” t-shirt. Haven’t seen another one – shirt, that is – since.

6 seouldout April 2, 2007 at 7:14 pm

I wonder whether Jello Biafra approves?

Best one I saw was a t-shirt w/ a pretty flower worn by a young woman in Hong Kong in ‘90.
Silly C_ _t
Busy Bee

7 railwaycharm April 2, 2007 at 8:11 pm

Nuke the lesbian lettuce farmers of California. I saw an ajuma wearing it on Hyundai beach some years back.

8 Richardson April 2, 2007 at 8:54 pm

My favorite in Korea; an older ajuma wearing a coat with “HOMEBOY” across the back.

Runner up; a ~10 year old boy in Burkina Faso with a t-shirt, “So many men, so little time” (when you donate clothes to Goodwill, a lot will end up in Africa).

9 Andy Jackson April 2, 2007 at 9:01 pm

My entry: “Pillow talk is extra” written across the chest of one of my female students last year.

10 hoju_saram April 2, 2007 at 9:13 pm

Co-worker’s t-shirt: “Skinny Bitch, Yes”

She was, too.

11 railwaycharm April 2, 2007 at 9:49 pm

And on the back of a black Yankee’s hat….. Hot Gook.

12 Wedge April 2, 2007 at 10:43 pm

Summer of ‘93, across from the Chongno-gu Office, good-looking chick with nice rack wearing a tight t-shirt that said “Big Milky.” Indeed.

13 bulgasari April 2, 2007 at 11:12 pm

Nuke the lesbian lettuce farmers of California

6 years ago my coworker saw a student with “Boycott of the lesbian nazi lettuce growers” on his shirt. Seems to be a running theme.

I also had a well-endowed student who came in one day with a t-shirt reading “melon girl”; a short time later she wore a shirt reading “Land of the giants”. It would have been funnier and less disconcerting if she hadn’t been 12.

14 Careb April 3, 2007 at 1:10 am

it took a while to explain to my kids why i couldn’t stop smirking at this girl’s t-shirt.

15 railwaycharm April 3, 2007 at 8:55 pm

My entry: “Pillow talk is extra” written across the chest of one of my female students last year.

Too G-ddamn funny!

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