I won’t help you find them

by Andy Jackson on March 23, 2007

Some folks want to know about North Korean centrifuges. MSN News wants to know where Lee Hyo-ree’s pants are.

{ 20 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Netizen Kim March 23, 2007 at 10:46 am: Nice legs! I’d sure like to test-fire my Taepo-dong…
2 dogbertt March 23, 2007 at 10:53 am: Taepo-dong?…wait a minute, aren’t you the guy with the “No-dong”?
3 mins0306 March 23, 2007 at 12:33 pm: She sure is getting crazier by the day.
4 Andy Jackson March 23, 2007 at 1:04 pm: Perhaps, but crazy in good way.
5 Arghaeri March 23, 2007 at 1:09 pm: She looks rather fine without them!!
6 railwaycharm March 23, 2007 at 3:08 pm: Marmot, you are doing G-d’s work here! To be young and single again……
7 sewing March 24, 2007 at 2:08 am: Yowza!
8 Mark March 24, 2007 at 4:14 am: Now all she needs to do is shave herself bald like Britney.
9 SomeguyinKorea March 24, 2007 at 8:13 am: “Now all she needs to do is shave herself bald like Britney.”

How do you know she doesn’t?

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272611782.shtml
10 peninsular aborigine March 24, 2007 at 1:07 pm: I know that it’s only anectdotal evidence, but K-gals don’t do that. Pitifully, my sample size is rather small and the standard deviation isn’t very.
11 railwaycharm March 24, 2007 at 2:48 pm: peninsular aborigine

You are correct. Korean men like their girls to walk around like a ZZ Top.
12 Arghaeri March 24, 2007 at 3:16 pm: I know that it’s only anectdotal evidence, but some K-gals DO do that. Pitifully, my sample size is rather small and the standard deviation isn’t very.
13 mins0306 March 24, 2007 at 4:04 pm: Actually Hyo-lee’s role model is Jennifer Lopez. So whatever J.LO does Hyo-lee will follow.
14 railwaycharm March 25, 2007 at 7:42 am: I think it would go off in my hand before I got close….The Devil himself must have made this child.
15 SomeguyinKorea March 25, 2007 at 9:23 am: “Actually Hyo-lee’s role model is Jennifer Lopez. So whatever J.LO does Hyo-lee will follow.”

Yeah, I heard P-Diddy’s got his fingers crossed.
16 Sonagi March 25, 2007 at 10:55 am: “Actually Hyo-lee’s role model is Jennifer Lopez. So whatever J.LO does Hyo-lee will follow.”

Did I read that correctly? Hyo-lee better hurry up and get some ass implants.

As for going bald, I just don’t get it. I know landing strips are so passe, but geez, why would a woman want make herself look like a ten-year-old? A bare floor is cleaner than a carpet but still needs a rug to brighten it up.
17 Arghaeri March 25, 2007 at 1:33 pm: “A bare floor is cleaner than a carpet but still needs a rug to brighten it up.”

Sonagi, hilarious!!

mind you, you don’t get annoying loose carpet fibres with a bare floor!!!
18 railwaycharm March 25, 2007 at 9:03 pm: I guess it’s a question of what you prefer, a Berber, or Shag?
19 Andy Jackson March 26, 2007 at 9:03 am: Stop that!
20 SomeguyinKorea March 26, 2007 at 10:35 am: You know, with all the cameras there, I can’t understand how not even one ‘upshirt’ picture has been published. Did they suddenly fire all their heterosexual male and lesbian photographers?