Comments on: Stupid Foreigner Tricks: Japan Edition

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:09:24 +0000

Collective security is like collective guilt.

By: railwaycharm

railwaycharm — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:50:40 +0000

Bradley, don’t let Zonath get you down. The Yanks got your back!

By: Sonagi

Sonagi — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:57:29 +0000

Nevermind, Zonath. Had those goofs been speaking with North American accents, there’d be the predictably boring round of yank-bashing, perhaps not on this website, dominated by Americans, but on others.

By: Zonath

Zonath — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 16:51:09 +0000

Well pardon me, Brad, but when some dumb yuck is mangling Japanese (or any language) with his awful accent (and even basic lack of knowledge of how to conjugate a goddamned verb in order to use a respectful form with a police officer), I’m going to call it as I see it. And I really don’t see how this drunken asshole deserves any sympathy from you or anyone else. After all, if all he got off with is a ripped shirt and a couple smacks (with a night of jail thrown in to sleep off the stupid - not that that would help), he was far luckier than he should have been.

By: Bradley

Bradley — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:14:21 +0000

“Crap Australian accent”

Zonath. Go and fuck yourself1

By: railwaycharm

railwaycharm — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:58:17 +0000

Could they be the Busan 9?

By: jp

jp — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:36:50 +0000

Zonath,

You got it right. He just kept mumbling something about how his poor shirt got ripped. No deficiency on your part, all of the Japanese spoken by the furreners in the video is pretty poor.

By: wjk

wjk — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 18:48:10 +0000

i wishfully think that dude was Matt Shakuhachi. LOL.

By: vonjackass

vonjackass — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:56:15 +0000

Really, I was hoping after wasting 3 minutes of my life watching that video expecting a pay-off that at least that f*ck wit would have gotten thrown into the back of that garbage truck and the imbecile filming it would have captured that rare moment on tape when the dude’s brains splattered against an old rotten bag of fish guts.

If that incident would have taken place in Anytown, USA, we would have been treated to a good old fashioned ass kicking. Just as it should be. Step out of line…welcome to a world of pain.

By: Zonath

Zonath — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:47:43 +0000

would anyone who speak japanese be willing to do a quick rundown on what was said? i really wonder what the fellow was saying to the cops.

My Japanese is extremely rusty, but he seemed to have been saying something like, “My shirt is ripped. That guy did it.” I couldn’t really understand much of what he was saying after that. I’m not sure whether that’s a deficiency on my part, or because of his crap Australian accent and the drunken slurring.

Gotta love the friends who filmed this, though. I mean, they didn’t necessarily have to interfere on the guy’s behalf, but they could at least have tried to keep from laughing so hard while the guy was getting his proper comeuppance.