Does this mean I’ll have to delete all the Velvet Underground from my iPod?

by Robert Koehler on February 4, 2007

From “God Hates Fags! Love Gods Way” (BTW, does the lack of apostrophe before the s mean you’re polytheists?), a list of bands that might turn you or your kids into raving homosexuals. (HT to the Peking Duck)

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Maddlew February 4, 2007 at 7:50 pm: Frank Sinatra?
2 Robert Koehler February 4, 2007 at 8:34 pm: Ol’ Blue Eyes… whodathunkit?
3 gbnhj February 4, 2007 at 8:36 pm: I guess whoever put Cyndi Lauper on the ‘Safe Bands’ list has never heard her autoerotic anthem, ‘She Bop’.
4 slim February 4, 2007 at 9:49 pm: “My cousin went on the road with the Grateful Dead and came back queer. It must have been the roses.”
5 Haisan February 4, 2007 at 10:09 pm: I like how Elton John was on there twice. And any list that has Cole Porter together with Metallica has got to rock. I wonder if they’ll add Tchaikovsky, too.
6 Seth Gecko February 4, 2007 at 11:04 pm: DMX?!
7 ●~* February 4, 2007 at 11:39 pm: Phoo.

Though I cannot be homo-sexually oriented,
I’d rather turn into a homosexualist than I cannot find a male partner other than Korean male.

Shakuhachi et al, enjoy and laugh at these Korean men and women,

http://www.law4u.net/tech/board.php?board=ktrivia&command=body&no=131

I shoveled it from another board.
8 agadan February 5, 2007 at 2:53 am: That sight is totally hilarious. In fact, either its a parody or that guy is completely nuts. Check out the image for CHOPS (Changing homosexuals into ordinary people). It looks like an ad for a gay club.

Actually, I’m leaning toward it being a hoax/parody…Morissey (questionable) sounds like an inside joke about his saying at various times that he’s bisexual or asexual…

And what’s with George Michael being texan?
9 Zonath February 5, 2007 at 6:48 am: Ted Nugent is on the list? Isn’t he sort of the poster-boy for the aggressively, annoyingly-straight man? After all, he’s a bow hunter, an NRA member, a Republican, and disses homosexuals openly.

…on second thought, I suppose he could be hiding something. After all, he is from Texas, and only steers and queers come from there.
10 SomeguyinKorea February 5, 2007 at 7:21 pm: Why isn’t ‘Dongbangshingi’ on that list?