Now that’s hot

by Robert Koehler on January 23, 2007

Who needs Hooters when you’ve got the North Koreans?

The humanity…

(HT to this dude)

{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

1 michael January 23, 2007 at 2:23 pm: Hot? Don’t think so…unless they strip at the end…I couldn’t watch the whole thing.

If they were like a synchronized pleasure squad and I was Kim Jongil, now that would be hot! And I would be much shorter and fatter
2 michael January 23, 2007 at 2:34 pm: Wait, I changed my mind, that’s totally hawt!

Dance Dance Revolution! Juche Hawtness! All your babes are belong to us!

Sorry.
3 sanshinseon January 23, 2007 at 2:59 pm: Hmmmm, traditional Joseon court-dance, but faster and with communist flourishes… COULD catch on, become the next ‘Hallyu’ factor… Oh, Lawdy-lawd…
4 baduk January 23, 2007 at 3:01 pm: Some laughed at me about robots. See this link.

http://tv.joins.com/tv_detail.asp?mov_id=2007_0123_114252

Before ten years, these robots will be in the battlefields. Maybe in Korea.
5 SomeguyinKorea January 23, 2007 at 3:30 pm: Those dancers are probably members of Kim Jong Il’s ‘pleasure squad’.
6 Iceberg January 23, 2007 at 3:57 pm: I’ve visited that restaurant. It’s a North Korean restaurant in Phnom Penh called “Pyeongyang Naengmyeon”. And, yes, the waitresses were indeed hot.
7 JiMong January 23, 2007 at 4:23 pm: Wow…I thought it was one of restaurant in Kumgangsan. It is also interesting that the most of female N Koreans do not wear earrings.
8 michael January 23, 2007 at 4:31 pm: Iceberg–great post and video.
9 peninsular aborigine January 23, 2007 at 4:53 pm: Baduk, See hot commie babes make it with robots.

http://www.robotuprising.com
10 Iceberg January 23, 2007 at 6:07 pm: Michael – Thank you, sir. You know what they say about blind squirrels.
11 SomeguyinKorea January 23, 2007 at 11:32 pm: “I’ve visited that restaurant. It’s a North Korean restaurant in Phnom Penh called “Pyeongyang Naengmyeon”. And, yes, the waitresses were indeed hot.”

Oh, so they are probably the daughters of high ranking government officials…So, I guess that would make some of them the daughters of former members of the ‘pleasure squad’. I’ve read that Kim Jong Il likes to play the matchmaker. He likes to/gets a kick out of matching the sons of government officials with his ‘hostesses’ once they are too old (21 years old or so) to ‘serve under him’. It must suck to know that your wife has slept with your boss and may be keeping an eye on you for him.
12 Bipolar Mindscrew January 24, 2007 at 12:34 am: Yeah but having a wife who made it with a celebrity is good too… reminds me of the Family Guy Episode when Peter is excited that Lois (his wife, a former groupie) slept with Gene Simmons… “My wife did KISS… I feel like I did KISS too.”
13 Zonath January 24, 2007 at 3:49 am: Some laughed at me about robots.

…and we’re still laughing at you about robots. Someone watches too many Japanese cartoons.

Before ten years, these robots will be in the battlefields. Maybe in Korea.

Which robots? The North Korean girls? Now now… I think it’s a bit unfair to call them ‘robots’. After all, despite them looking like robots, I’m sure therein lies the hearts of thinking, feeling, hard-line party loyalists. And anyhow, who can blame them for executing their routines with robot-like precision? After all, who wants to be executed or stuck in the gulag for being off-tempo?

Oh, you meant the Asimo? Hrm… Better just stick with the North Korean girls. Makes you sound less silly.
14 bonepile January 24, 2007 at 6:10 am: I wonder what these girls do on their day off?
15 SomeguyinKorea January 24, 2007 at 8:33 am: Bipolar Mindscrew,

Actually, I read that they really want to marry these women–maybe, as you suggested, that it’s a bit of a status symbol to have one of Kim Jong Il’s trophies as one of your own– because mostly because these women are showered with extravagant gifts by Kim Jong Il before and after they leave the ‘squad’. As one high-ranking defector described it, “You can become rich.”
16 Iceberg January 24, 2007 at 8:44 am: And, when it comes to shagging, I imagine KJI isn’t too tough of an act to follow.
17 Iceberg January 24, 2007 at 8:47 am: “Sure honey, he’s the Dear Leader, but you are a LEGEND!”
18 SomeguyinKorea January 24, 2007 at 8:50 am: Iceberg, are you suggesting that he’s a member of the small penis club? It wouldn’t surprise me since he’s short and fat.
19 Iceberg January 24, 2007 at 8:53 am: Not to mention the fact that he has the ultimate small-man’s complex.
20 random guy January 24, 2007 at 12:13 pm: It’s not to know that Bollywood is alive and well in nK restaurants in Cambodia.
21 random guy January 24, 2007 at 12:16 pm: s/not/nice

hate not being able to edit your own posts