If you’re having trouble scoring with the J-girls, MyNippon has posted some helpful hints on how to get into the pants of the Japanese woman of your dreams. Take notes, children:
Since Japanese women do not typically admit that they wanted ‘IT,’ you have to help them believe it by coordinating events in a manner that it sounds like a coincidence or an inevitable event rather than planned. Some of the tricks are: missing the last train, too much alcohol, carried away by an overflow of emotions, etc.
How much of this may or may not apply to “hunting” on the other side of the East Sea, I care not to discuss… although I’m sure some of you will.
(HT to Japundit)
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“Japanese women drive like this, American women drive like that. Korean women walk like this, Mongolian women walk like that.”
Come on people! Women are women, always enigmatic and unknowable, each one a unique flower and a avatar of eternal variation.
Trying to classify them by country is about as effective as classifying clouds by country.
Or if those “tricks” don’t work, there’s always the chloroform on a handkerchief trick….
Hey, how about acting like a grownup and taking an actual interest in the woman, which may or may not “pay off” but will not leave her with the impression you are a greasy Charisma Man? Nah….
Everyone make sure to check your visas before engaging in this discussion.
I need to use that line more.
A woman is a soft, purple foaminess.
LOL comment at Japundit:
“The areas that Japanese women believe to be most sensitive are neck, earlobes, thighs, and tongue.”
Whoa, let me write that down. No wonder I haven’t had any luck with my ‘top of the feet, forehead, and elbow’ strategy.
“Use hypnotism.”
WTF?
Oh yeah, I forgot that cultural variations only apply to men.
Huh. In my four years on Okinawa, I was always told that Japanese women were the kinkiest any of my friends had ever met. Maybe that part came after “too much alcohol” or “I missed the train.”
“I missed the train, I’ve been a bad girl, tie me up and spank me.”
Generalizations may only be used to make positive points, e.g. Japanese are polite, Koreans are hospitable, etc. Use them to say something negative, or for nefarious ends, and the pc police come down on you like a ton of bricks.
Anyone who has seen Japanese women on the street with their dates going through a ridiculous pantomime imitation of drunkenness knows that MyNippon’s advice is dead on. Korean women at least have the decency to get authentically drunk.
Herod, they authentically throw up and pass out, too.
I saw one on the street, a good 50 pounds overweight,very authentically drunk, spittle on her chin, angrily demanding that her boyfriend carry her on his back. Charming! He looked like he wanted to make a break for it.
“each one a unique flower”
Of course the Korean pop culture teaches that it’s cute for girls to hurl their soju-and-samgyeopsal in oppa’s presence.
Riley Martin
http://www.mininova.org/tor/335604
I saw one on the street, a good 50 pounds overweight,very authentically drunk, spittle on her chin, angrily demanding that her boyfriend carry her on his back.
PLUS
“each one a unique flower”
brings to mind the quote from “Little Shop of Horrors”
“FEED ME, SEYMOUR!”
Unless things have changed recently - and I’m guessing they haven’t changed the slightest - Japan isn’t exactly the most difficult country in the world to get a number, get a date, or get laid. Straight up and few or no “tricks” required.
Actually, I’ve found many Japanese women to be quite forward about their intentions. Many Korean women too. Alcohol or no alcohol. It should be considered that it may be the woman in question who is making you believe that it is really you who is calling the plays. Methinks this guy’s “tips” don’t give the ladies enough credit.
some helpful hints on how to get into the pants of the American woman of your dreams?
Say that you’ll make her an actress or a model. I sometimes go to a real-sex movie site and STUDY how to make it. They show the process of getting approval from the women; the angle and move of the videocam tells that the movies are made under the conscousness of the women.
Oh, it’s the goverment’s or ISP’s job to block that kind of bold porno sites though I can bypass it even if ther’s a block. I have no duty, no responsibility on it.
some helpful hints on how to get into the pants of the American woman of your dreams?
Mr. Carr may have much to tip you on this topic according to his remark,
“I can pick my teeth and put my feet up on the table (“Of course he doesn’t know our customs; Korea is a unique and impossible-to-understand land”) yet be treated as a celebrity if I can gasp out “Where is the bathroom?” in the Korean language.’
Well, don’t Korean women like English-speaking whites if only he’s a English-speaking white?
http://agorabbs1.media.daum.ne.....eId=237986
Enjoy it!
I have had the same experience, global. I’m the one who has to pretend to be drunk, lest the ladies think I’m too easy.
uhooo: interesting link. I particularly like the one reeple where he/she says that foreigners have to be idiots to live in Korea. Where else in the world does nationalism take on such convoluted forms?
I just said that you would enjoy that.
In my part, I hate natioanlist.
I’m surprised the “netizens” haven’t attacked the Chosun Ilbo for that Google Ad that’s at the bottom of just about every one of their articles….
or have they?
so where does bukauki come into play?
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