So, you wanna seduce a Japanese woman, eh?

by Robert Koehler on December 28, 2006

in East and Central Asia, Japan

If you’re having trouble scoring with the J-girls, MyNippon has posted some helpful hints on how to get into the pants of the Japanese woman of your dreams. Take notes, children:

Since Japanese women do not typically admit that they wanted ‘IT,’ you have to help them believe it by coordinating events in a manner that it sounds like a coincidence or an inevitable event rather than planned. Some of the tricks are: missing the last train, too much alcohol, carried away by an overflow of emotions, etc.

How much of this may or may not apply to “hunting” on the other side of the East Sea, I care not to discuss… although I’m sure some of you will.

(HT to Japundit)

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December 28, 2006 at 10:57 am

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1 mateomiguel December 28, 2006 at 9:24 am

“Japanese women drive like this, American women drive like that. Korean women walk like this, Mongolian women walk like that.”

Come on people! Women are women, always enigmatic and unknowable, each one a unique flower and a avatar of eternal variation.

Trying to classify them by country is about as effective as classifying clouds by country.

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2 michael December 28, 2006 at 9:26 am

Or if those “tricks” don’t work, there’s always the chloroform on a handkerchief trick….

Hey, how about acting like a grownup and taking an actual interest in the woman, which may or may not “pay off” but will not leave her with the impression you are a greasy Charisma Man? Nah….

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3 Iceberg December 28, 2006 at 9:39 am

Everyone make sure to check your visas before engaging in this discussion. :-)

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4 Robert Koehler December 28, 2006 at 10:07 am

Women are women, always enigmatic and unknowable, each one a unique flower and a avatar of eternal variation.

I need to use that line more.

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5 dogbertt December 28, 2006 at 10:13 am

I need to use that line more.

A woman is a soft, purple foaminess.

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6 michael December 28, 2006 at 10:30 am

LOL comment at Japundit:
“The areas that Japanese women believe to be most sensitive are neck, earlobes, thighs, and tongue.”
Whoa, let me write that down. No wonder I haven’t had any luck with my ‘top of the feet, forehead, and elbow’ strategy.

“Use hypnotism.”
WTF?

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7 Andy Jackson December 28, 2006 at 11:13 am

Trying to classify them [women] by country is about as effective as classifying clouds by country.

Oh yeah, I forgot that cultural variations only apply to men.

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8 Nomad December 28, 2006 at 11:14 am

Huh. In my four years on Okinawa, I was always told that Japanese women were the kinkiest any of my friends had ever met. Maybe that part came after “too much alcohol” or “I missed the train.”

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9 michael December 28, 2006 at 11:21 am

“I missed the train, I’ve been a bad girl, tie me up and spank me.” :)

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10 Herod December 28, 2006 at 11:42 am

Generalizations may only be used to make positive points, e.g. Japanese are polite, Koreans are hospitable, etc. Use them to say something negative, or for nefarious ends, and the pc police come down on you like a ton of bricks.
Anyone who has seen Japanese women on the street with their dates going through a ridiculous pantomime imitation of drunkenness knows that MyNippon’s advice is dead on. Korean women at least have the decency to get authentically drunk.

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11 michael December 28, 2006 at 11:45 am

Herod, they authentically throw up and pass out, too.

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12 Herod December 28, 2006 at 12:40 pm

I saw one on the street, a good 50 pounds overweight,very authentically drunk, spittle on her chin, angrily demanding that her boyfriend carry her on his back. Charming! He looked like he wanted to make a break for it.

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13 michael December 28, 2006 at 1:38 pm

“each one a unique flower” :)

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14 Herod December 28, 2006 at 1:43 pm

Of course the Korean pop culture teaches that it’s cute for girls to hurl their soju-and-samgyeopsal in oppa’s presence.

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15 hardyandtiny December 28, 2006 at 3:12 pm

“but uh, let me state clearly and unequivocally, uh, that though I have sat on the forward deck of an X6 and warped through the hyperspace windows and came barrel rolling out into the brilliance of some primordial yesterday, I’ve not found anything in the cosmos that moves me like earth women.”

Riley Martin

http://www.mininova.org/tor/335604

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16 Iceberg December 28, 2006 at 3:27 pm

I saw one on the street, a good 50 pounds overweight,very authentically drunk, spittle on her chin, angrily demanding that her boyfriend carry her on his back.

PLUS

“each one a unique flower”

brings to mind the quote from “Little Shop of Horrors”

“FEED ME, SEYMOUR!”

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17 globalvillageidiot December 28, 2006 at 4:09 pm

Unless things have changed recently – and I’m guessing they haven’t changed the slightest – Japan isn’t exactly the most difficult country in the world to get a number, get a date, or get laid. Straight up and few or no “tricks” required.

Actually, I’ve found many Japanese women to be quite forward about their intentions. Many Korean women too. Alcohol or no alcohol. It should be considered that it may be the woman in question who is making you believe that it is really you who is calling the plays. Methinks this guy’s “tips” don’t give the ladies enough credit.

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18 uhoooooo December 28, 2006 at 4:19 pm

some helpful hints on how to get into the pants of the American woman of your dreams?

Say that you’ll make her an actress or a model. I sometimes go to a real-sex movie site and STUDY how to make it. They show the process of getting approval from the women; the angle and move of the videocam tells that the movies are made under the conscousness of the women.
Oh, it’s the goverment’s or ISP’s job to block that kind of bold porno sites though I can bypass it even if ther’s a block. I have no duty, no responsibility on it.

some helpful hints on how to get into the pants of the American woman of your dreams?

Mr. Carr may have much to tip you on this topic according to his remark,
“I can pick my teeth and put my feet up on the table (“Of course he doesn’t know our customs; Korea is a unique and impossible-to-understand land”) yet be treated as a celebrity if I can gasp out “Where is the bathroom?” in the Korean language.’

Well, don’t Korean women like English-speaking whites if only he’s a English-speaking white?
http://agorabbs1.media.daum.ne.....eId=237986
Enjoy it!

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19 Herod December 28, 2006 at 4:20 pm

I have had the same experience, global. I’m the one who has to pretend to be drunk, lest the ladies think I’m too easy.

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20 Herod December 28, 2006 at 4:25 pm

uhooo: interesting link. I particularly like the one reeple where he/she says that foreigners have to be idiots to live in Korea. Where else in the world does nationalism take on such convoluted forms?

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21 uhoooooo December 28, 2006 at 5:10 pm

:( You shlould go to the library and read some stuff on American history. Or go to Google news and browse there. There are enough materials telling nationalism. Skinheads spring out everywhere in every country and attack foreigners, especially Asians in white-ruling countries. Korea is a safe country to live in for foreigners as well as for Koreans, though it’s not a good country to you. But again, Korea may be a good country to many, foreigners as well as Koreans, not to me.
I just said that you would enjoy that.
In my part, I hate natioanlist.

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22 hardyandtiny December 28, 2006 at 5:55 pm

I’m surprised the “netizens” haven’t attacked the Chosun Ilbo for that Google Ad that’s at the bottom of just about every one of their articles….

or have they?

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23 besottedtom December 28, 2006 at 8:14 pm

so where does bukauki come into play?

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