God Bless the Chosun

Korea’s Paper of Record teaches us how to get girls.

Female readers, on the other hand, might enjoy former GNP chairwoman Park Geun-hye’s beauty tips.

8 Comments

  1. slim your flag
    Posted November 15, 2006 at 1:06 am | Permalink

    Dating advice from a land famed for booking clubs, group meeTINGs and prostitution as a major venue for male virginity loss?

    Thanks, Chosun, but stick to blistering eddies on Roh Moo-hyun and the loss of South Korea’s global respect.

  2. Lazy_Contractor your flag
    Posted November 15, 2006 at 7:39 am | Permalink

    He’s a general tip for some of the natives:

    STOP BEATING YOUR WOMENS ASSES!

  3. Naishi your flag
    Posted November 15, 2006 at 8:04 am | Permalink

    I can’t understand why men here are so inept at meeting women when there’s perfectly good advice like this out there.
    I especially like the “received wisdom” part. Received from whom? The Neo-Confucian literati?

  4. Posted November 15, 2006 at 8:15 am | Permalink

    STOP BEATING YOUR WOMENS ASSES!

    But they like it when I’m, uh … from behind.

  5. Posted November 15, 2006 at 8:16 am | Permalink

    God Bless the Chosun people.

  6. michael your flag
    Posted November 15, 2006 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    Park Geun-hye’s a real MILF, aint she :)

    Korea has that weird uptight moralism/hookers in almost every neighborhood thing going on (ALTHOUGH THE U.S. IS MUCH WORSE, RIGHT, NULJI? Just wanted to get that out of the way). But Korean guys can now kiss their girlfriends on the subway without getting yelled at by a halmoni, so progress is being made. It looks like they’re about to enter to 1960s.

  7. Lawrence your flag
    Posted November 19, 2006 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    Being the smooth brotha that I am, me and Ms. Park should get together and create some future Hines Ward’s together.

  8. railwaycharm your flag
    Posted November 21, 2006 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    There are no hookers in Korea! If you look closely they are bible salespeople. You too can get religion. More self loathing of spme of the nicest people you will ever meet.

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