To answer the Chosun’s question…

by Robert Koehler on October 21, 2006

No, they can’t.

{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

1 montclaire October 21, 2006 at 5:53 pm

Nice to see those yuhaksaengs with the right priorities…

2 Mark October 21, 2006 at 6:44 pm

Chosun Bimbo.

3 Arghaeri October 21, 2006 at 7:27 pm

Yes, they can…..

4 The Western Confucian October 21, 2006 at 9:59 pm

I agree with Arghaeri. Proportion is everything.

5 The_William_G October 21, 2006 at 10:33 pm

Yeap.

6 kangmi October 21, 2006 at 10:45 pm

Uh, yes, they can.

7 usinkorea October 22, 2006 at 2:28 am

I disagree. I’m not a fan of fake breasts.

A big, natural breast is OK, but even there, they can be too big, to me. I like the mid-range and I even prefer the perky, hard-nippled variety over gargantuan ones.

Besides, like the movie Weird Science explained, you can sprain a thumb if they are beyond a certain size for your hand – (not to mention the lock-jaw!!)..

Another thing about giant breasts, they tend to drop to the floor at some point approaching 40 or 50 years old.

Plastic surgery has solved that problem —- but who wants to see a pair of teenage tits on a grandmother?

Who can focus attention so narrowly that well?

8 jefferyhodges October 22, 2006 at 4:12 am

For a naturally occurring large-breasted Western female who would frighten even a Marmot back into its burrow, see the Wikipedia entry on Chesty Morgan.

Or do some internet searching that might take you places where I don’t want to go…

Unrelated note: If my seven-year-old son is correct about the tiny nak-ji, then it should probably be renamed “Testy Morgan.”

Jeffery Hodges

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9 Sonagi October 22, 2006 at 7:16 am

Echoing the sentiments of other posters, the answer is “yes.” As USinKorea pointed out, breasts sag as women age. A natural D-cup looks great on a twenty-year-old but by the time, she’s hit menopause, those mams will hang like autumn gourds. As I watch my breasts begin their long journey south, I’ve come to envy my flatter sisters. Cosmetic surgery is no solution. Erect mounds surrounded by sagging flesh look ridiculous.

10 dlatn October 22, 2006 at 9:58 am

Why don’t Aussie girls date Asian men?

interesting comments section

http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/allmenareliars/archives/2006/10/whats_wrong_wit.html

11 SomeguyinKorea October 22, 2006 at 10:19 am

dlatn,

I knew a Korean-American who was warned by his parents before coming over here not to get involved with Korean women. They had no problem with him dating Korean-American women, just not Korean ones.

12 SomeguyinKorea October 22, 2006 at 10:31 am

…he didn’t stay long. Last I saw him, he said he was leaving because he was sick and tired of getting into fights with drunken Korean men who wanted to teach him a lesson for being more American than Korean. He was a rather large guy, like those big burly Ssirum wrestlers. Needless to say, he ended up having to pay blood-money every time he was attacked.

13 montclaire October 22, 2006 at 12:50 pm

Hmm…Nothing’ll land you in jail faster than getting attacked by drunken Koreans.

14 seouldout October 22, 2006 at 2:20 pm

Never saw the natural cup size of Koreans to be a problem. Those over-sized skulls on the otherhand…whatever do they store in them? Looking at the bodyline it’s like Taffy Apples have come to life.

15 michael October 23, 2006 at 8:57 am

They call themselves journalists? Where’s Han Chae-young?

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