Screw HUBO

Nice to see the nation putting its cutting-edge robotics technology to good use. And boosting export earnings at the same time!

(HT to Judge Judy)

This entry was written by Robert Koehler, posted on October 18, 2006 at 5:10 pm, filed under East and Central Asia, Japan, Korean Tabloid Crap. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

11 Comments

  1. michael your flag
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    Ah, so the machine takes “the drudgery out of grinding the pelvis.” God knows that’s a chore….

  2. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    http://www.dreamlovechair.com

  3. Mark your flag
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    Does that violate any special laws on prostitution?

  4. Sperwer your flag
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    I guess when the national virility quotient is down around 75% of int’l std, these guys need the mechanical thrust assist. I wonder if it also comes with “extensions”.

  5. LivingnKorea your flag
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    10,000 of them in Korea and we had to hear about it from a Japanese newspaper. Go figure……

  6. R. Elgin your flag
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    I guess “grinding the pelvis” is now considered a 3-D job . . .

  7. yeolchae your flag
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    They could merge this with the Ever-2 Muse and they would be well on the way to my vision.

    http://yeolchae.wordpress.com/.....on-robots/

  8. sewing your flag
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 12:18 am | Permalink

    It’s because of cultural exchanges like this that there’s still hope for the Korea-Japan relationship! It warms my heart.

  9. Zonath your flag
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 12:44 am | Permalink

    The machine has a five-gear speed system, with the fastest promising five thrusts per second.

    Wow, that’s fast… now everyone, repeat after me: No margin for error. :P :0

  10. The_William_G your flag
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 1:10 am | Permalink

    But the main effect, Shukan Post says, is that the machine basically does all the moving for the couple, taking the drudgery out of grinding the pelvis.

    Man, if this has become drudgery to someone, they might as well sell their sex organs to science.

  11. Iceberg your flag
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    The machine has a five-gear speed system, with the fastest promising five thrusts per second.

    I think the five thrusts per second only applies to those who have less ground to cover. ;-)

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