Gyeonggi-do authorities are agonizing over whether “sex doll experience rooms” are covered by the Korea’s anti-prostitution laws (Korean version here).
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Gyeonggi-do authorities are agonizing over whether “sex doll experience rooms” are covered by the Korea’s anti-prostitution laws (Korean version here).
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I had a colleague at a law firm in 1998 who was very interested in getting a Real Doll. It looks like they have gotten even better since then. Freakishly large cartoon breasts, accessible anus, and she never talks back because she can’t talk — at only six or seven thousand dollars, what more could one ask for? They even have gay dude (maybe he’s just curious) and she-male Real Dolls.
If you ask me, only W25,000 won to crawl over a $7000 latex sex bot sounds like a Real Bargain.
LMFAO :LOL:
Don’t let FOX News or the USFK powers-that-be see this, or there’ll be an even longer off-limits list and curfew….
Well, if the police raid the establishment, will they throw the doll in jail?
If they catch a guy comming out of the establishment and he says he only masturbated, can they use the dolls testify as a witness in court?
Obviously cracking down on this new form of prositution will force it into more underground establishments. They’ll be forced into renting themselves out of local bars for patrons to take them to love motels while the old ones that date back to when Brendan was in college will be forced onto the street coners of Itaewon where english teachers who can’t guess thier real age will pander over them, and still others will wind up in those new er… 방석집?/짚? … bang-suck-house whatever (the new fangled one where they work out of an apartment….? anyone? maybe not?)
.. nevermind then [Grunt] [Grunt] [Monkey Noise]
When I was in college (1987-_) the Real Doll technology had not been invented. We were left with the Long Island Iced Tea and fraternity parties as our only outlet. Thank goodness for technology. Now we don’t have to pretend to be interested in what they (men, women, she-males — whatever you like) have to say.
The story has a key contradiction. It first states the dolls are inflatable and then later implies these are the fancy dancy “Real Dolls” Brendan’s colleague fancies–interesting water cooler banter happenin’ at the law firm.
As the import tax on Real Doll would be something like 18,000%, and they’re difficult to smuggle into Korea in one’s suitcase, I reckon these are the Cheap Charlie inflatable ones.
And the post-coital clean up job. That’s gotta suck. Thank goodness for them foreign industrial trainees.
I noticed that too. But the possibility that somebody actually bought a Real Doll was too irresistible for me to avoid implying it happened. If these are Cheap Charlie inflatable women, then the return on investment ($25?) has to be tremendous. Why am I wasting my time with this law firm, when I could be pimping out sex dolls? (Or, more properly, paying someone else to pimp — and swab — out the sex dolls.)
Get the dolls that are modeled on Hollywood starlets like Jessica Alba. Then get a copy of the Starbucks logo and edit it to Starfucks. If you’re a real arsty fartsy creative type you can make it look like the mermaid is giving a hummer.
To differentiate your business add a karaoke machine.
I think this tips the scales for me. Korea is definitely above Japan when it comes to sex practices now (and I do mean practice)
Brendon> Er…thanks for giving me a preview of Clerks 2 before it hits Korea.
Next thing you know, they’ll make anything remotely related to sex illegal: vaseline, hand cream, showerheads, National Geographic…
This would be the coolest Juicey bar downtown EVER! Image a bar full of “realdoll” celebrity women who don’t charge for juices!
This would be a novelty bar and would make tons of money in any of the downtown GI areas! SOOO FUNNY!
Can you image how many GIs would love their picture taken in a bar sitting next to a partially nude celebrity chick?!?!??! Genious I tell you! (And very odd - but funny)
“Lazy_Contractor wrote:
This would be the coolest Juicey bar downtown EVER! Image a bar full of “realdoll” celebrity women who don’t charge for juices!
This would be a novelty bar and would make tons of money in any of the downtown GI areas! SOOO FUNNY!
Can you image how many GIs would love their picture taken in a bar sitting next to a partially nude celebrity chick?!?!??! Genious I tell you! (And very odd - but funny)”
This would never work. USFK would immediately put all such places off limits for contributing to “doll-trafficking”. USFK is convinced these poor creatures are shipped from the factory to the juicy bars against their will and then forced to entertain vile males who enjoy the anti-Christian evils of sex. The dolls however do claim that they are working in the juicy bars to support themselves, buy Gucci bags and hopefully meet their future husbands just like their mother’s did but USFK knows the truth….that all sex dolls working in juicy bars are being forced to work there against their will. If any soldier sees another soldier buying a sex doll a drink or leaving a bar with a sex doll, they are to inform their chain-of-command immediately.
this is great! i’ve never heard of this until now! this is toooooo funny!