Comments on: Well, at least these pros won’t be smuggling themselves into the United States http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/ Korea... in Blog Format Tue, 2 Dec 2008 01:54:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: el kayakista http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51875 el kayakista Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:53:29 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51875 this is great! i've never heard of this until now! this is toooooo funny! this is great! i’ve never heard of this until now! this is toooooo funny!

]]> By: Maekchu http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51772 Maekchu Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:23:19 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51772 "Lazy_Contractor wrote: This would be the coolest Juicey bar downtown EVER! Image a bar full of “realdoll” celebrity women who don’t charge for juices! This would be a novelty bar and would make tons of money in any of the downtown GI areas! SOOO FUNNY! Can you image how many GIs would love their picture taken in a bar sitting next to a partially nude celebrity chick?!?!??! Genious I tell you! (And very odd - but funny)" This would never work. USFK would immediately put all such places off limits for contributing to “doll-trafficking”. USFK is convinced these poor creatures are shipped from the factory to the juicy bars against their will and then forced to entertain vile males who enjoy the anti-Christian evils of sex. The dolls however do claim that they are working in the juicy bars to support themselves, buy Gucci bags and hopefully meet their future husbands just like their mother’s did but USFK knows the truth….that all sex dolls working in juicy bars are being forced to work there against their will. If any soldier sees another soldier buying a sex doll a drink or leaving a bar with a sex doll, they are to inform their chain-of-command immediately. “Lazy_Contractor wrote:

This would be the coolest Juicey bar downtown EVER! Image a bar full of “realdoll” celebrity women who don’t charge for juices!

This would be a novelty bar and would make tons of money in any of the downtown GI areas! SOOO FUNNY!

Can you image how many GIs would love their picture taken in a bar sitting next to a partially nude celebrity chick?!?!??! Genious I tell you! (And very odd - but funny)”

This would never work. USFK would immediately put all such places off limits for contributing to “doll-trafficking”. USFK is convinced these poor creatures are shipped from the factory to the juicy bars against their will and then forced to entertain vile males who enjoy the anti-Christian evils of sex. The dolls however do claim that they are working in the juicy bars to support themselves, buy Gucci bags and hopefully meet their future husbands just like their mother’s did but USFK knows the truth….that all sex dolls working in juicy bars are being forced to work there against their will. If any soldier sees another soldier buying a sex doll a drink or leaving a bar with a sex doll, they are to inform their chain-of-command immediately.

]]> By: Lazy_Contractor http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51669 Lazy_Contractor Thu, 12 Oct 2006 22:29:32 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51669 This would be the coolest Juicey bar downtown EVER! Image a bar full of "realdoll" celebrity women who don't charge for juices! This would be a novelty bar and would make tons of money in any of the downtown GI areas! SOOO FUNNY! Can you image how many GIs would love their picture taken in a bar sitting next to a partially nude celebrity chick?!?!??! Genious I tell you! (And very odd - but funny) This would be the coolest Juicey bar downtown EVER! Image a bar full of “realdoll” celebrity women who don’t charge for juices!

This would be a novelty bar and would make tons of money in any of the downtown GI areas! SOOO FUNNY!

Can you image how many GIs would love their picture taken in a bar sitting next to a partially nude celebrity chick?!?!??! Genious I tell you! (And very odd - but funny)

]]> By: SomeguyinKorea http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51630 SomeguyinKorea Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:24:19 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51630 Next thing you know, they'll make anything remotely related to sex illegal: vaseline, hand cream, showerheads, National Geographic... Next thing you know, they’ll make anything remotely related to sex illegal: vaseline, hand cream, showerheads, National Geographic…

]]> By: Dram_man http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51628 Dram_man Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:11:12 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51628 I think this tips the scales for me. Korea is definitely above Japan when it comes to sex practices now (and I do mean practice) Brendon> Er...thanks for giving me a preview of Clerks 2 before it hits Korea. I think this tips the scales for me. Korea is definitely above Japan when it comes to sex practices now (and I do mean practice)

Brendon> Er…thanks for giving me a preview of Clerks 2 before it hits Korea.

]]> By: seouldout http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51626 seouldout Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:23:36 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51626 Get the dolls that are modeled on Hollywood starlets like Jessica Alba. Then get a copy of the Starbucks logo and edit it to Starfucks. If you're a real arsty fartsy creative type you can make it look like the mermaid is giving a hummer. To differentiate your business add a karaoke machine. Get the dolls that are modeled on Hollywood starlets like Jessica Alba. Then get a copy of the Starbucks logo and edit it to Starfucks. If you’re a real arsty fartsy creative type you can make it look like the mermaid is giving a hummer.

To differentiate your business add a karaoke machine.

]]> By: Brendon Carr http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51624 Brendon Carr Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:57:51 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51624 I noticed that too. But the possibility that somebody actually bought a Real Doll was too irresistible for me to avoid implying it happened. If these are Cheap Charlie inflatable women, then the return on investment ($25?) has to be tremendous. Why am I wasting my time with this law firm, when I could be pimping out sex dolls? (Or, more properly, paying someone else to pimp -- and swab -- out the sex dolls.) I noticed that too. But the possibility that somebody actually bought a Real Doll was too irresistible for me to avoid implying it happened. If these are Cheap Charlie inflatable women, then the return on investment ($25?) has to be tremendous. Why am I wasting my time with this law firm, when I could be pimping out sex dolls? (Or, more properly, paying someone else to pimp — and swab — out the sex dolls.)

]]> By: seouldout http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51621 seouldout Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:48:06 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51621 The story has a key contradiction. It first states the dolls are inflatable and then later implies these are the fancy dancy "Real Dolls" Brendan's colleague fancies--interesting water cooler banter happenin' at the law firm. As the import tax on Real Doll would be something like 18,000%, and they're difficult to smuggle into Korea in one's suitcase, I reckon these are the Cheap Charlie inflatable ones. And the post-coital clean up job. That's gotta suck. Thank goodness for them foreign industrial trainees. The story has a key contradiction. It first states the dolls are inflatable and then later implies these are the fancy dancy “Real Dolls” Brendan’s colleague fancies–interesting water cooler banter happenin’ at the law firm.

As the import tax on Real Doll would be something like 18,000%, and they’re difficult to smuggle into Korea in one’s suitcase, I reckon these are the Cheap Charlie inflatable ones.

And the post-coital clean up job. That’s gotta suck. Thank goodness for them foreign industrial trainees.

]]> By: Brendon Carr http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51617 Brendon Carr Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:21:34 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51617 When I was in college (1987-_) the Real Doll technology had not been invented. We were left with the Long Island Iced Tea and fraternity parties as our only outlet. Thank goodness for technology. Now we don't have to pretend to be interested in what they (men, women, she-males -- whatever you like) have to say. When I was in college (1987-_) the Real Doll technology had not been invented. We were left with the Long Island Iced Tea and fraternity parties as our only outlet. Thank goodness for technology. Now we don’t have to pretend to be interested in what they (men, women, she-males — whatever you like) have to say.

]]> By: captbbq http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51613 captbbq Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:30:10 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/10/12/well-at-least-these-pros-wont-be-smuggling-themselves-into-the-united-states/#comment-51613 Well, if the police raid the establishment, will they throw the doll in jail? If they catch a guy comming out of the establishment and he says he only masturbated, can they use the dolls testify as a witness in court? Obviously cracking down on this new form of prositution will force it into more underground establishments. They'll be forced into renting themselves out of local bars for patrons to take them to love motels while the old ones that date back to when Brendan was in college will be forced onto the street coners of Itaewon where english teachers who can't guess thier real age will pander over them, and still others will wind up in those new er... 방석집?/짚? ... bang-suck-house whatever (the new fangled one where they work out of an apartment....? anyone? maybe not?) .. nevermind then [Grunt] [Grunt] [Monkey Noise] Well, if the police raid the establishment, will they throw the doll in jail?
If they catch a guy comming out of the establishment and he says he only masturbated, can they use the dolls testify as a witness in court?

Obviously cracking down on this new form of prositution will force it into more underground establishments. They’ll be forced into renting themselves out of local bars for patrons to take them to love motels while the old ones that date back to when Brendan was in college will be forced onto the street coners of Itaewon where english teachers who can’t guess thier real age will pander over them, and still others will wind up in those new er… 방석집?/짚? … bang-suck-house whatever (the new fangled one where they work out of an apartment….? anyone? maybe not?)

.. nevermind then [Grunt] [Grunt] [Monkey Noise]

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