The Marmot’s Hole

From the Chosun Daily (Who else?):

According to a recent report, normal Korean men age 20-40 have about 79 percent of the male hormone in their systems as the normal Western male.

That just can’t be good.  For one thing, it explains the existence of Lee Jun Ki.

On the flip side, that also means that Korean men are just the ticket for American teenage girls (if you remember the semi-famous “It’s like hooking up with a seal” line on The O.C.), so all is not lost for our Korean brothers.

BTW, the piece goes on to offer helpful tips to men who want to keep theirs elevated.  Oddly enough, eating copious amounts of boshintang was not mentioned.