Monthly Archives: August 2006

Santa and the Bratty Kid

The implementation of Korea’s “Hub” plan sometimes reminds me of a Santa Claus in a department store. A parent gets their kid all gussied up for Santa, hair neat, clothes straight, and socks so white you need sunglasses. They go and Santa puts the tyke on his lap. The kid swears up and down on [...]

Hi All

Trying to move in and contribute, excuse the clunkiness of the controls as I get get used to wordpress and rectify it with the workings of my iBook.

Break out the Hot Dogs in Seattle

Seattle is the site of the third round of FTA talks between the US and Korea, and what are trade talks involving Korea without the chance of two legged BBQ’s? That’s right the farmers are set to go to Seattle:
More than 100 South Korean farmers and activists will go to Seattle next week to stage [...]

Enjoy your ‘independence’

Chosun Ilbo columnist/chief ideologue Kim Dae-joong is concerned. With the prospect of transferring wartime operation command from the U.S.-led Combined Forces Command to the ROK military looming ever greater, Kim apparently doesn’t like the way Korea is preparing for its “independent” future:
A full withdrawal of U.S. troops from Korea is now a foregone conclusion. [...]

Korean teachers behaving badly

Screwing high school girls ain’t just an English teacher thing, apparently.
Police in Jeju Island have arrested 30 men on charges of violating youth protection laws. The men are accused of engaging in underage prostitution with three young ladies, one of whom was 15.
It appears the men learned of the girls through an Internet chat [...]

U.S. staff enjoyed film’s anti-Americanism: Bong Jun-ho

Discussing his film “The Host,” director Bong Jun-ho recalled that even the American special effects staff enjoyed the anti-American aspect of the film. He noted how they liked the partly anti-American scenario and how they joked around about how stupid U.S. President George Bush was. He was impressed by how they enjoyed the [...]

We’re quarralsome bastards, aren’t we?

Check out this headline from the front page of today’s Hankyoreh.
The English translation really doesn’t do it justice, but it’s hard to convey the tone of something like that.
How’s this line, by the way:
A Korean delegate to the FTA talks said, “These institutions play the role of a kind of public safeguard and support small [...]

What (White) Women Want: Part II

Professor Zhang actually talks to a real live white chick.  Among the topics of discussion are what turns on (or off) big-boobied white girls, Chinese male confidence (or lack thereof) and arrogant American women. Enjoy Sonagi’s translation below:

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그것 무슨 뜻 입니까?! or Play it again dongmu

When I hear accordion music in Korea, I think of the traveling troups of performers that used to move around in Korea, setting up shop where ever they could find an audience. I also think of North Korea where the accordion is still the one-man band of choice there. It reminds me of [...]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer in Korean film remake

Sarah Michelle Gellar will reportedly star in a Hollywood remake of the 2002 Korean film “Jungdok.”
Haven’t seen the original, but if any of you have, feel free to comment.
(HT to my brother)

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Didn’t know this about YouTube

From the WSJ:
The most devoted uploader [to YouTube] is Christy Leigh Stewart, a 21-year-old college student who lives near Modesto, Calif., and who has so far uploaded nearly 2,000 videos. Nearly all involve Korean pop music, a passion of Ms. Stewart. Indeed, she says the main reason she spends too much time with YouTube is [...]

Where is Waldo?

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il might be in China.  Or he might not be.  Who knows.

What (White) Women Want

A reader—I’m not sure if he/she wants to be named—sent me a translation of a blog entry by Dr. Zhang Jihai, who you’ll no doubt remember from here. In it, he highlights the frequent sightings of old, ugly white guy-young, pretty Chinese girl couples, and indicates the good professor’s intention to research foreign, or [...]

Happy Halloween or: Will Write For Money

Updated: Look, ma, no picture in the post! 
Now, for a limited time only, you too can give me money to write for your organization! Woot!
That’s right, your favorite knuckle headed blogging lightning rod needs to bring in the moola for his various and sundry projects and he’s willing to write for you, that’s right, YOU, [...]

Well, at least the template is functional

There seemed to be a problem with my old template that was leading to a ton of CPU overload errors. Anyway, I’ve switched to this one (Sandbox, by Scott Allan Wallick), which is actually quite beautiful in a minimalist sort of way.

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Frozen French baby update

Dda does some more translations from the French press, and includes a picture of the suspect in an amateur theater production playing, of all things, a police inspector.
At this point, do I really need to say that this case is seriously weird.

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Francine Prieto video

Commenter “littlebrownasian” was kind enough to mention Francine Prieto, the lovely Filipina-Italian actress whose nude photo/video shoot in Seoul proved a boon to this humble blog.
Anyway, to take you back down memory lane, and because so many of you are down on Lee Pani, I link to this video (NOT work safe) from the Prieto [...]

And you thought horny expats in Korea had it rough…

With complaints coming from some quarters that the Marmot’s Hole (and more specifically, me) has been posting too much “trash,” the website administrator would like to announce that we will be diligently working to improve the “quality” of posts in our never-ending quest to provide you, the reader, with only the best news, information and [...]

Getting a loan in Korea

This is something I talked about before over at my old blog.  I am not going to link to it since it will soon be gone.
With a lovely and talented baby in the family, my wife and I have decided to get another place.  Because of the current crunch in the housing market, the key money payments in [...]

‘You have the right to confess’

The National Police Agency has distributed “Miranda warnings” in 13 languages to police stations across the country.
Meanwhile, the National Emergency Management Agency will expand its emergency services for foreigners, including multilingual support for the 119 emergency access number.  Foreigners will now be able to use the number in 16 languages.

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