Comments on: North Korea confirms missile tests http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/ Korea... in Blog Format Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:37:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Nord Korea blog » Blog Archive » Diplomati i høj fart http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42558 Nord Korea blog » Blog Archive » Diplomati i høj fart Thu, 06 Jul 2006 15:50:37 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42558 [...] Som jeg forventede har Nord Korea spillet “rettigheds kortet” ud, ligesom Iran pt. spiller det. The North Korean Foreign Ministry, in a statement made through the state-run Korean Central News Agency, insisted that the country had the right to test its missiles and argued the weapons were needed for defense. [...] [...] Som jeg forventede har Nord Korea spillet “rettigheds kortet” ud, ligesom Iran pt. spiller det. The North Korean Foreign Ministry, in a statement made through the state-run Korean Central News Agency, insisted that the country had the right to test its missiles and argued the weapons were needed for defense. [...]

]]> By: kimchipig http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42557 kimchipig Thu, 06 Jul 2006 14:42:23 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42557 I am sure a few billion Euros and a million tons of rice or so would stop the "tests" for a while. I am sure a few billion Euros and a million tons of rice or so would stop the “tests” for a while.

]]> By: slim http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42536 slim Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:37:16 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42536 We should encourage North Korea to test every one of its bigger missiles -- then deliver a warhead to KJI's forehead when the stocks are depleted. We should encourage North Korea to test every one of its bigger missiles — then deliver a warhead to KJI’s forehead when the stocks are depleted.

]]> By: And the comment of the week goes to at Lost Nomad http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42530 And the comment of the week goes to at Lost Nomad Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:55:21 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42530 [...] This one over at The Marmot’s Hole.  I was in tears by the time I finished reading this. [...] [...] This one over at The Marmot’s Hole.  I was in tears by the time I finished reading this. [...]

]]> By: Nomad http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42529 Nomad Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:50:25 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42529 LOL...now that's some funny shit. LOL…now that’s some funny shit.

]]> By: Hugh http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42511 Hugh Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:16:09 +0000 http://www.rjkoehler.com/2006/07/06/north-korea-confirms-missile-tests/#comment-42511 From Frank J at imao.com: ______________________ "Dong! Dong! Dong!" "What is it, Dear Leader?" asked Kim Jong Il's aide. "We launch Taepodong missile now! We show world we mighty!" "But I don't think the missile is ready for--" "Show them my dong! Dong! Dong! Dong!" "Fine! Will launch the missile! Just stop saying, 'Dong.'" The aide gave a motion to the missile command, and they commenced launching a missile. Jong rubbed his grubby hands together. "Hee hee hee! Now all the world will fear my dong! First, I must get my hair poofier! They will fear me when my hair is poofy and they see my dong! Poofier! Poofier! Dong! Dong!" "I can't make it any poofier!" cried Jong's hair stylist. "If it gets any more poofy, the static electricity it would generate could set off the nuclear warheads and kill us all!" "Poofier! Dong! Dong! Dong!" The aide got off the phone. "That was the Chinese. They say they want their trains back. Did you steal the trains the Chinese sent their aid on?" "No steal! Trains are part of aid! Trains are ours!" "I know we need more trains, but, if we keep taking the Chinese trains, they won't send anymore aid." "They will do what we tell them when they see my dong! Launch another Taepodong! Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong! Do--" "Okay! Please just stop saying, 'Dong.'" The aide motioned to missile command to launch another missile. "Hee hee hee! All will see my dong and cower!" From Frank J at imao.com:
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“Dong! Dong! Dong!”

“What is it, Dear Leader?” asked Kim Jong Il’s aide.

“We launch Taepodong missile now! We show world we mighty!”

“But I don’t think the missile is ready for–”

“Show them my dong! Dong! Dong! Dong!”

“Fine! Will launch the missile! Just stop saying, ‘Dong.’” The aide gave a motion to the missile command, and they commenced launching a missile.

Jong rubbed his grubby hands together. “Hee hee hee! Now all the world will fear my dong! First, I must get my hair poofier! They will fear me when my hair is poofy and they see my dong! Poofier! Poofier! Dong! Dong!”

“I can’t make it any poofier!” cried Jong’s hair stylist. “If it gets any more poofy, the static electricity it would generate could set off the nuclear warheads and kill us all!”

“Poofier! Dong! Dong! Dong!”

The aide got off the phone. “That was the Chinese. They say they want their trains back. Did you steal the trains the Chinese sent their aid on?”

“No steal! Trains are part of aid! Trains are ours!”

“I know we need more trains, but, if we keep taking the Chinese trains, they won’t send anymore aid.”

“They will do what we tell them when they see my dong! Launch another Taepodong! Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong! Do–”

“Okay! Please just stop saying, ‘Dong.’” The aide motioned to missile command to launch another missile.

“Hee hee hee! All will see my dong and cower!”

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