The Guardian, of course, has an absolutely hysterical minute-by-minute report from the match, including this:
Full time: Italy 1 USA 1 That’s the end of one of the most surreal matches in World Cup history - three red cards, one slapstick own goal, a dubiously disallowed goal and lots of other stuff to put the hurt on the funny bone. To return to an unpopular theme, it was a talking dwarf and some gentle erotica away from being a David Lynch film.
Of course, if humor isn’t your thing, you can also check out USA Today’s minute-by-minute summary.
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From report of Korea vs. France:
[quote]77 min People often say that 1-0 is a dangerous lead, for reasons so obvious I can’t be bothered to explain them, but I will run naked round GU Towers singing Swing Out Sister’s 1986 pop classic ‘Breakout’ if Korea equalise here.[/quote]