match 20: sweden v. paraguay hye-soo kim’s cleavage v. my weak heart
i watched the sweden-paraguay match, saw sweden play all game with frantic desperation not to have another draw, saw paraguay play for the draw by playing stout defense (so that they’d have a huge chance for qualification against trinibago in their next match), saw freddy ljungberg save the night for the scandinavians with an 89th-minute header. i realise that there are still lots of story lines from this group and that trinibago still have a shot to go through; in fact, only the paraguayans are eliminated–they have to be gutted. i came prepared to cast my wit and oh-so-not-incisive-at-times commentary on the match…
…only to have my heart drop into my stomach and my breath catch in my eyeballs at the cleavage, er, pictu, yes, cleavage of hye-soo kim.
i’ve lost my train of thought at the sight. why did i come here? who knows, who cares, who’ll ever figure it out?
things i hope don’t happen today: wife doesn’t realise that photo exists (i could say i don’t really like hye-soo’s hairstyle, but, frankly, i’ve not looked that far up); argentina have the same form as they did against cote d’ivoire; robben terrorises the ivorian defense; fifa don’t overturn crouch’s goal for fouling the trinibagian defender on england’s first goal.
things i do hope for today: more of hye-soo kim (in all ways imaginable and unspeakable); angola pull the shock of the tournament by upsetting mexico; les elephants see off holland and serbia take out argentina to make everyone in group c level on 3 points; sleep.
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Shelton, is that you? Don’t think we can’t spot your ugly snout behind the mask of an even uglier, semi-literate hillbilly.
What on earth is happening to this site?
Pyotr—Look at Kim Hye-su’s boobs. They’ll make you feel better.
Did I miss the pic?
If you want to know what soccer is, just watch today’s Argentina vs. Montenegro. Argentinians with superior ball handling skill passed with precision, used space magnificently and scored with beautiful understanding of other players.
This is the soccer! It starts with good ball handling and intelligent passing. Korean team with exception of (Lee, Park and Ahn) lack both. Korea will lose to France, 3-0.
Well…a quick Google search just to see who the heck we’re taking about shows a woman who surprisingly keeps her cleavage rlatively in check. Does inhibition fly out of the window with the World Cup…past years bounty of pictures would seem to say ….yes.
Sex during the soccer win? They say the guy was a white. Degenerate whiteys, get out of Korea! ^^
http://www.joins.com/article/2326300.html?ctg=1200
Go to joins. and click on”응원중 실제 성관계? ‘압구정 사건’ 사진 파문”. Got some pictures.
Yes its true, Serbia’s defense has just undergone a complete vasectomy at the hands of Argentina. The penetration was a like a hot knife through butter…
If you like soccer as much as I do, go here:
http://2006korea.joins.com/
Every goal is animated into computer graphics. Hats off to Korean ingenuity.
Press the game you want to watch and press “골선택” on upper right corner to see different goal. Press “1/2″ to slow it down and press “play” to see it again and again.
It is fun!
I forgot. Press “Goal 3D~” in blue to start the active X-control.
Anybody else disappointed with Nether regions’ performance tonight? They’ve got a great team but they looked more like Uruguay with all the time spent rollin in the turf. I hope that doesn’t continue with them; they’ve got the talent to put up a barrage of shots and finish with creativity but tonight they took the loser’s route to a victory.