Indexes of national power

It can be quite amusing to see which survey results make it into Yonhap and which ones don’t.  Or which ones will make it onto Antti’s blog (in bold print), for that matter.

9 Comments

  1. michael your flag
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    Gee, another gochu measuring contest. I can’t believe the Migook Penis trails France, Mexico and Spain since everybody says Americans are the world’s biggest dicks :)

  2. R. Elgin your flag
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    Non, c’est ne pas corrigé Michael, Americans only have the biggest dicks in government. Some of them actually shoot lawyers for fun.

    The rest are only horse-size.

  3. mahathir_fan your flag
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Funny that the survey did not include China. Well, in Hong Kong, the size is slightly shorter than the Americans, 8.46cm vs Italians at 9cm and Americans at 8.8cm and Turks at 7.8cm(unerected).

    http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/e.....436320.htm

  4. mahathir_fan your flag
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    Scientific explanation for the Korean results:

    According to the Hong Kong study at http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/e.....436320.htm

    “It found that a man’s height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.”

    Repeat High FAT content=shorter penises.

  5. Zonath your flag
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    If higher BMI always meant shorter penises, then Americans would, on average, have the shortest penises in the world. ;)

  6. Jing your flag
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    note the operative term “appeared”. Two men may have the same size. Except on a big guy 6′1″ and weighing 200 pounds, it may not appear as significant as say a 5′6″ bean pole.

  7. Posted June 11, 2006 at 1:31 am | Permalink

    Women do not want men with long dongs. They want men who have gotten in touch with their faminine side, i.e. girly men. No wonder that women are frustrated. They found men they like to play with (and enslave?) but those men don’t love them. They love other men.

    Watch new movie, “the break up”. It really tells the modern problem. Women want to “break” men, so that men will become “slaves” to them. However, men do not like “bossy” women. Some men fantisize about some macho women to f***. But, no man likes to live with a bitch day-to-day. Doing dishes and taking out garbages, let alone changing diapers and doing shopping? Forget it. These “wild” women are fun to f***, but men get out of there as soon as they get done. Love ‘em and dump ‘em.

    Korean men used to have it all. They had submissive wives at home to do house chores, but for sex and excitement they went to a Gisang house (Geisha house) to find women of their dreams and enjoy. I think some Korean men are still into this game.

    And, in olden days, women had to just sit and take it. The whole society allowed men to behave this way. Not these days. Western influence came into Korea, Korean women just became “ball breakers” just like western women. Western influence corrupted Korean women. Get out of Korea, you evil round-eyes! ^^

    No wonder NKs want to keep Korean women as they are. Pure and submissive. Just the way they were. And, let men be men. NK! The only place in the world where men don’t have to worry about alimony or child support. There is nothing to eat in the first place. Maybe it is truly the “workers’ paradise”. At least, for men.

  8. Posted June 11, 2006 at 2:08 am | Permalink

    Women do not want men with long dongs. They want men who have gotten in touch with their faminine side, i.e. girly men. No wonder that women are frustrated. They found men they like to play with (and enslave?) but those men don’t love them. They love other men.

    You are either joking or you never get laid.

  9. Zonath your flag
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 2:33 am | Permalink

    I’m pretty sure what Baduk posted is a joke. After all, he implied that men are men in NK, while the reality is that pretty much everyone in NK is Jong-il’s bitch. ;)

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