‘It’s like hooking up with a seal’

I knew this whole body-hair thing would eventually spell doom for white manhood.

Anyway, I’m sure some of you have seen it already, but Korean pop culture has apparently arrived… or at least on “The OC.”

Maybe the Korean Wave really is going places.

This entry was written by Robert Koehler, posted on June 8, 2006 at 1:11 pm, filed under Korean Tabloid Crap. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

11 Comments

  1. Sperwer your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    “I knew this whole body-hair thing would eventually spell doom for white manhood.”

    Well, I’ve always found that the whole geom/hwangsungi look, plus the tatoos, goes a long way here - at least if the nostril and ear growth is kept in reasonable check. And who gives AFF about the latest incarnation of valley girls anyway?

  2. Zhang Fei your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    This is way amusing…

  3. dogbertt your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

    I agree with Sperwer. Chicks who haven’t been exposed much to male secondary sexual characteristics seem fascinated by them.

    Who wants to do a seal, anyway? (Canadians excepted)

  4. Nomad your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    “It’s like hooking up with a seal”

    WTF does that mean?

  5. Sperwer your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    “It’s like hooking up with a seal”

    WTF does that mean?

    Fooking a fireplug of blubber (except seals have pretty nice coats, so it really is literally nonsense vis-a-vis the hirsute issue)

    “[Korean] Chicks[,] who haven’t been exposed much to male secondary primary sexual characteristics[,] seem fascinated by them.”

  6. Zhang Fei your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    N: WTF does that mean?

    You have to watch the Media Player clip on the web page linked by the Marmot…

  7. Iceberg your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    Korean men and western women. Seals hooking up with whales.

    I’ll commence ducking from the rocks now.

  8. hardyandtiny your flag
    Posted June 8, 2006 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    Where would all these modern fight clubs be without guys like George “The Animal Steele”? That was great entertainment! Of course most girls didn’t like it. But who the hell gave a shit about girls when they were 11 years old? And isn’t that what this is about – some 11 year-old boy saying he doesn’t care what the girls think?

    “Oh my God look at his hair!”, “Is he really eating that turnbuckle!”
    hahaha

  9. mook your flag
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 8:38 am | Permalink

    KoreaHype Inc. is clearly working overtime to promote the ‘Korean Wave’ (groan) overseas but don’t they know it’s still illegal to show bestiality on American TV?

  10. nerdieboy your flag
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    A seal? That’s a new one.

    I’ve been told hooking up with me is like hooking up with a “little boy” though. Very creepy.

    Sorry, probably TMI.

  11. rothkowitz your flag
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    “He’s a model too…”Thounds thuper..

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