UPDATE: Welcome to all you clicking in from, uh, Sensible Erection (NOT work safe), even if some big meanie in its comment section called me “Marmot the Harlot.” That’s not very nice, although kinda funny.
ORIGINAL POST: To celebrate multiculturalism, we link to a work-safe video of Japanese-French Canadian model and AV actress Maria Ozawa.
If you’re looking for something a bit more unsafe for work, check out the links at the bottom of her Wikipedia entry.
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Miam miam.
Kevin
“If your looking for something a bit more unsafe for work, check out the links at the bottom of her Wikipedia entry.”
Marmot, you’re not only a credible news source, but you also take things to their logical conclusion, which we all appreciate.
Of the influence of western diet – I suspect poutine in this case – on the, ah, how should I mention this politely, magnification of originally lacking features in Asian dames? Anyway, Han Chae-Young, Illinois-corn fed chickie, Maria Ozawa, Québec-poutine-fed chickie, same result
원인: poutine
결과: jolis nichons
C’est compris. Merci, dda.
Moi aussi je veux bouffer la poutine, mais j’ai déjà des nichons un peu trop, euh, gonflés, surtout par rapport à ceux de Mlle. Ozawa.
“Bouffer la poutine,” ça a l’air un cochon, ça…
Kevin
J’aurais dû dire “bouffer DE LA poutine,” chie, merde, putain…
Il est 3h30 du matin, que voulez-vous… bouffer de la poutine, lécher la praline, c’est la même chose…
Kevin
Et encore une faute!
“ça a l’air un cochon, ça…”
un PEU cochon, bordel…
Kevin
big hominid, write in English, so everyone else can understand.
I took some high school French, but your approach comes off as
Oui, Oui, boobs, oui, oui, Joli.
WJK, my attempt at French humor failed miserably because I stumbled on some very basic grammar points– a mistake I don’t often make, which is why it galls me so.
If you caught “boobs,” that’s really all you need to know. Heh.
Kevin
She has a blog too — how awesome can you get?
I’m confident landlords in Japan would break the “no gaijin” rule and rent a place out to her.
美味そう！
She’s a better blend than any that Starbucks has ever done…
/shrug you see as good or better everday during the festival d’ete in quebec city and nowadays you no longer have to be a chainsmoking card carrying member of the parti quebecois to get anywhere with them. http://www.infofestival.com
“Han Chae-Young, Illinois-corn fed chickie” So she got your attention too DDA?
Quois tétons!
Speaking of Han Chae-young… Now you, too, can see if you are a good match with the well-proportioned starlet:
http://www.celebmatch.com/birt....._Young.php
(FYI, my best celebrity match is Alicia Silverstone… Ms. Han and I get a miserable 45%.)
That’s a spicy meatball!
Marmot, You ROCK!
I got a 75 with Miss Han (including a whopping 91 for physical compatibility
) and my best match was Coco Lee.
I smell a threesome in the works.
My Han Chae-young compatibility score is a whopping 91% overall.
Beat THAT! ^^
What? 51% on Han Chae-young?
I should try with other celebrity…damn.
It’s fitting that I should get 98% – although 99% for intellectual…?!?
Ah well
I got a 96 overall, dogbertt. Including 99% intellectual compatibility. I’m from Columbia and St. Louis, Missouri, so I guess this means Illinois-bred Han Chae Young is retarded too. Righteous!
But even better for me, since I’m a child of the 80’s, 100% compatibility with Justine Bateman.
It’s all nip-tuck, people.
some big meanie in its comment section called me “Marmot the Harlot.”
Think it’s any coincidence that his id is “Kang”?
By the way, I can imagine the excitement all of the porn surfers must have felt when they anticipated what they’d see after clicking the link to “The Marmot’s Hole”. Boy were they in for a big disappointment.
First Francine, and now Maria.
I like your taste in women. Subscribed!
Not too shabby…
100% with Jaime Bergman
99% With Selma Hayek
97% With Ms. Han.
And there is finally something good I can say about Quebec too…this is a good day!
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Francine Prieto Blogger Blogs Maria Ozawa…
Robert J. Koehler, who blogged Filipina actress Francine Prieto’s nude photoshoot in Korea, celebrates multiculturalism by featuring Japanese-French-Canadian adult film actress Maria Ozawa.
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