Ajummah nude

Some time next year, 43-year-old singer Bang Siri will be getting nekkid before the camera.

Yes, this Bang Siri:

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No, you can’t mean this one?

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Yes, I mean that one.

No, why would I lie about something like this.

She plans to work out for a year (she’s already at 65 kg, down from 81 kg four years ago) and then do a nude photo series, the singer revealed on KBS 2TV.

The humanity.

Oh, and even if it only lasted 15 seconds, Han Chae-young’s bikini appearance in a trailer to an upcoming MBC drama is drawing netizen attention.

19 Comments

  1. Posted May 19, 2006 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    I’d rather see that ballerina’s feet.

  2. michael your flag
    Posted May 19, 2006 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    I think there’s one guy who comments here who might get a “bang” out of this news, and it ain’t me :)

    Thanks for the Naver story–made my day.

  3. Remort your flag
    Posted May 19, 2006 at 10:28 pm | Permalink

    *cough* Are those Chae-Young’s real ones or silicon? :) :)

  4. R. Elgin your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    I’m very glad I don’t read this blog when I drive for I certainly would have crashed and killed someone when I read this entry . . . I’m afraid i would have to pay this woman to keep her clothes on.

  5. Sonagi your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 2:34 am | Permalink

    Guys,

    Re: Han Chae-young. I just don’t get the appeal of big, silicone bags on a waif-like figure. Sister Han needs some bootie to go with those boobs.

  6. Sambek_ZX your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    I didn’t think the last two posts were what you had in mind when you said you’d look out for readership “well-being”.

  7. lady grey your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 3:08 am | Permalink

    I’m a newcomer here, but I’m guessing y’all are ajussis who get enjoyment out of the fact that practically the entire Korean peninsula suffers from anorexia? That the entire nation has self image problems and 77% of all Korean females are trying to lose weight?

  8. shibal_sheki your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 4:06 am | Permalink

    We need more nude ajummas like this.

  9. Sambek_ZX your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 4:07 am | Permalink

    I certainly prefer that to what we have here in the Midwest.

  10. slim your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 4:41 am | Permalink

    Isn’t there some way Netizens can band together and stop this looming atrocity?

  11. Posted May 20, 2006 at 6:36 am | Permalink

    Ajummas gone wild

  12. Joey your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 6:42 am | Permalink

    Who said you have to look at it?

  13. Posted May 20, 2006 at 6:59 am | Permalink

    Looking at the first photo, I can’t get that song out of my head:

    “Ho-ho-ho…Green Giant!”

  14. gbnhj your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 8:44 am | Permalink

    These two are good bookends to the spectrum of male fantasy. On the one hand, you’ve got a hot-bodied gyopo with some pumped-up funbags, and on the other you’ve got a heavyset woman with (some say) good legs and a different kind of sexual energy. One’s an impossible fantasy for most, while the other represents the possibly-realizable dream.

  15. Posted May 20, 2006 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    and on the other you’ve got a heavyset woman with (some say) good legs and a different kind of sexual energy.

    I bet she could tear a guy apart.

  16. gbnhj your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    For me, a lady like that scares rather thrills, but some guys like her for her size.

  17. Ray your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    Why can’t there be more hot 40something year olds posing nude like Hong Jin-hee? That was special.

  18. mac your flag
    Posted May 20, 2006 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    Holy cow; I’d rather se my wife naked!

  19. hardyandtiny your flag
    Posted May 25, 2006 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

    I’d probably keep her head out the balcony window.

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  1. By The Iceberg - Show Us Your Niblets on May 20, 2006 at 7:44 am

    [...] In one of the more disturbing news items to hit the Net in quite some time, The Marmot reports that ajummah singer Bang Siri announced that she’s going to bare all in 2007.  Mark your calendars. [...]

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