More evidence why this blog needs T&A:
But, Huang Chunyi, is 94 years young and does not credit vegetables, meditation, Tai Chi or Metamucil with his health. He says it is because he cuts out photos of beautiful women and stores them in scrapbooks. China News reported this is a daily event. The Taiwan resident (the China News said Taiwan Province) says looking at photos of beautiful women every day is the secret to his longevity. He has been doing this for twenty years since he retired as a chef while in Japan.
His favorites apparently included Cameron Diaz, Penolope Cruz and Taiwanese model Chiling Lin. Readers can rest assured, however, that in providing for the long-term health needs of his readers, the Marmot will show considerably better aesthetic taste.
(HT tip to Asia Pundit, who kindly posted a very healthy photo of Tiara Lestari)
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I don’t see how Cameron Diaz is keeping that guy alive, but Lin Chiling certainly has the goods. Do an image search of her–and then print out the photos and start your own little scrapbook.
This guy reminds me of my roommate my first year in university. He was this guy with a part-time job at a local convenience, and a fulltime interest in computer science. At least, that was the case until he started decorating his notebook with pictures of female genitalia, cut from the spank mags that they sold at the convenience store. The guy became obsessed with it – his notebook was all just breasts and bonanni, taped one on top of the other, like the collage that some serial killer might create. It was really freaky. After a while, though, the collage and the convenience store became his whole world, and I got a new roommate.
And may he live on.
Ever notice how every really old person has a different reason for their longevity?
Ever notice how much attention the news media pays to those old peoples’ crackpot theories about how they managed not to die for all these years? Hey, I bet if we look hard enough, we can probably find some 100-year-old man in Jamaica who claims that smoking a spliff every day is the secret to his longevity. Should be enough to tide people over on the next slow news day.
a reporter was sent out to find the oldest person he could and get his secret for long life. so, the reporter tracks down this 125-year-old man and asks him, “what is the secret to living a long life?”
“i never argue with people. it creates stress, and that’s not good for you. that’s my secret to a long live,” the old man says.
the reporter gets all angry, because he feels the old man is holding back on him.
“that can’t be it! there must be more to it,” he yells.
“maybe you’re right,” replies the old man.
(in my defense, that joke was in playboy, on the joke page on the back of the centerfold.)
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