Humanitarians that we are here at the Marmot’s Hole, we feel duty-bound to direct traffic to A Virgins Plea. Who could read this cry for help and not be moved to tears:
So, here’s the story - I’m 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it’s sad, but it’s true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.
When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven’t really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my “problem”. If I can’t get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.
So this site is my attempt to get to 5 million hits in 30 days. The site started on May 1st, 2006, so I have 15 days left to make the bet, and so far, the total number of visitors is: 3120388.
Click on over and help the young man out.
(HT to the Daily Source Code)
31 Comments
http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/
this kind of thing has been done before
Imitation is the best form of flattery.
My first thought: “Bluejives?”
He might learn more from the personal servant experience.
My Lord!
has anyone looked at the mans myspace ? assuming that is him in the profile pic it is downright cruel to expect a girl to have sex with him, even for money I’d suggest.
peace.
Yeah right… If this guy is a virgin then Hugh Hefner’s a virgin too. I smell bullshit.
Ok I take back what I said, I wrote the previous comment without seeing his photo, after Hojuin mentioned I checked his site, and I think that even after 5000000 hits his chance to get laid is nada (0) zero, nooli.
Jesus, ain’t you people got a heart?
I for one, am heartless.
if the sexsearch.com ad at the top of the page doesn’t tell you all you need to know, you does nay know the internets.
Picture aside, this guy deserves a Darwin Award and a forced sterilization for being stupid enough to make the bet of one tumble against a week of indentured servitude.
I’ll bet that Al Gore regrets he invented the Internet now.
I’m fairly certain Al met Tipper through exactly the same kind of bet.
This guy needs to get in touch with that Shin-Donga reporter to find out when the next sex-bus is due to roll by.
That’s an ingenious way to look attractive to advertisers. I am NOT going to click into his site.
The normal is to be virgin until marriage, isn’t it? Nothing to feel shame about.
Whatever gives you comfort, son. Whatever gives you comfort.
The normal is…the One-Eyed Monk must live free!
Can I f* your wife?
The normal is as the normal does.
Can I f* your wife?
Haha! There it is, son! We knew you had it in ‘ya. Let that inner-demon rush to the surface. God will forgive you in the morning.
But to answer your question: I doubt it.
Well son, that would not be the normal. However, if you spank the bishop we won’t tell a soul.
Can I f* your wife?
This is roughly the point where either the blog gets shut down, or Marmot starts to charge for Katz’ kink.
This is the point where Katz either learns a better retort or gets banned.
Can I f* your wife?
I’d say stick with men. You shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce and pass your values on to another generation.
I think no one understood my point. Should I have added the term “then” at the end of my second comment? I thought If I did so it would lost its salt.
Site updated:
The site’s been taken down as an admitted hoax/experiment in viral marketing. It got 3.2 million hits in two weeks though.
It’s interesting how many people will click over to ‘help a brother out’.
You lost your salt a long time ago.
Further background:
http://www.torontosun.com/News.....5-sun.html
Robert, can you ban this Dogbert? He is a troll looking justification for his wrongs.