I laughed out loud when I read this story in the paper. I proudly faxed it off to my friends who have been paroled from the ROK. Bernie, you certainly have a pair! The poor Canadians, They are confused North Americans. They still curtsey to the Queen because they do not have the gonads to run her off like the Yanks did.
[...] Those dastardly Canadians are at it again. Maybe that explains why this group will not except Canuck scum. Anyway in the spirit of international cooperation with America’s northern brethren I still offer my advice free of charge to all Canadians in Korea of how to blend in as a USFK soldier. You may find that when wearing this disguise, taxi drivers may be a little uneasy around you, but overall you shouldn’t have to many problems blending in. I wonder if I will see Kwandongbrian wearing a Fubu shirt and a black backpack anytime soon? [...]
[...] dastardly Canadians are at it again. Maybe that explains why this group will not except Canuck scum. Anyway in the spirit of international cooperation with America’s northern brethren I still [...]
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What happened to the post on the immigration protests in the US? I was all set to post a link to this.
It is just a bit early for April the first . . . but a Canuck joke would be just perfect.
That’s some funny shit.
How did Canadians make enemies? What did they do? I thought everybody loved a Canadian.
Maybe he meant “Canadiens”. They’re dirty with the stickwork. I’d rather see even the Leafs make that eighth spot.
Canadians: Americans with universal healthcare.
That’s odd. I must have accidently set the post to private while I was editing it. It’s back up now.
This could be in the onion.
This has to be an April 1 piece the editors goofed and ran early.
The name Bernard Carleton made a few alarm bells ring in my mind - Carleton University is situated in Ottawa.
I laughed out loud when I read this story in the paper. I proudly faxed it off to my friends who have been paroled from the ROK. Bernie, you certainly have a pair! The poor Canadians, They are confused North Americans. They still curtsey to the Queen because they do not have the gonads to run her off like the Yanks did.
This finally made Leno this week.
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[...] Those dastardly Canadians are at it again. Maybe that explains why this group will not except Canuck scum. Anyway in the spirit of international cooperation with America’s northern brethren I still offer my advice free of charge to all Canadians in Korea of how to blend in as a USFK soldier. You may find that when wearing this disguise, taxi drivers may be a little uneasy around you, but overall you shouldn’t have to many problems blending in. I wonder if I will see Kwandongbrian wearing a Fubu shirt and a black backpack anytime soon? [...]
[...] dastardly Canadians are at it again. Maybe that explains why this group will not except Canuck scum. Anyway in the spirit of international cooperation with America’s northern brethren I still [...]