I hate it when that happens

OK, so a 25-year-old burglar, identified by his family name of Park, breaks into an apartment in Jeju City. Using a cigarette lighter for illumination, he notices the 50-year-old owner of the apartment sleeping in the bedroom. Figuring he might as well help himself to a little tail, Park goes over to the owner, gropes her chest and begins removing her underwear. The owner wakes up, and much to the burglar’s horror, it’s a MAN. The intended victim, identified by his family name of Hwang, apprehended the criminal and turned him over to police.

A Jeju police official said, "The criminal must have been startled it was a man."

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10 Comments

Drambuie_man

Posted December 28, 2005 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

Now why dont they put stuff like that in the Korea Herald. I may even buy a copy if they did.
Tommy Yi

Posted December 28, 2005 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

LOLOL

I hate when that happens…
Brad Spit

Posted December 28, 2005 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

He was hoping to get Hur So-young and grabbed a Hwang instead.
Bubba

Posted December 28, 2005 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

“Now why dont they put stuff like that in the Korea Herald. I may even buy a copy if they did.”

Heck, I’d have it laminated and framed.
Bubba

Posted December 28, 2005 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

I wonder if the guy really thought it was a woman, if you know what I mean.
rowan

Posted December 28, 2005 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

given the propencity of korean men to wear make-up and dress……well metrosexually, it was an understandable mistake. you gotta feel for the guy tho, a criminal conviction is one thing but having to live with thoughts like that the rest of your life….eeeeewwwww.
Daehan Migug

Posted December 28, 2005 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

Drambui Man: “Now why dont they put stuff like that in the Korea Herald. I may even buy a copy if they did”

I second that.

lol some funny as hell comments here.
dda

Posted December 28, 2005 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

That a man’s breast can be mistaken for a woman’s tells volumes about the, er, lack of volume in this country…
kushibo

Posted December 28, 2005 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

given the propencity of korean men to wear make-up and dress……well metrosexually, it was an understandable mistake. you gotta feel for the guy tho,

Well, someone sure felt for the guy.

That a man’s breast can be mistaken for a woman’s tells volumes about the, er, lack of volume in this country…

Two factors: a lack of volume among a lot of women, but maybe also the rise of obesity among the population in general.

Uh-oh. Now I’m going to be accuse of America bashing again.
hardyandtiny

Posted December 30, 2005 at 12:04 am | Permalink

When I was about 6 I tried that trick on my older sister.

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