(by guest blogger, Andy Jackson)
Hwang Woo-suk recently had this to say about reporters sticking their noses in his business (On a serious note, The Chosun is in rare form in that piece.):
??I don??t understand why non-scientific parties are involving themselves in scientific matters,?? he says. ??Science has an independent path to follow, and its own process.??
It made me wonder why Hwang was so intent on keeping those meddlesome kids from finding out about his experiments. Was he trying to hide something or did he have something he wanted to unveil at the ‘right moment?’
Then the other shoe dropped:
A website in Japan has stunned fans of the K-pop superstar BoA by offering an adult video purporting to feature the singer.
The online adult video store is offering the flick titled "BoA Course" and tempting customers with a model who bears a striking resemblance to the singer
Under the heading, "Superstar artist BoA?" the video is packaged just as if the singer herself appeared in the porn flick. On the lower screen, a collection of scenes are shown to titillate viewers?? curiosity. BoA’s management at SM Entertainment say they know of many Japanese stars who have experienced such things, and promised action after investigating further.
It all makes sense. Hwang Woo-suk has secretly made a clone of BoA and will make millions by renting her out to the Japanese porn industry!
All the pieces have fallen into place. Gerald Schatten left Hwang’s lab, not because of ethical concerns, but because he wanted to corner the North American market on celebrity clones. Really, how much do you think a clone of Angelina Jolie would fetch on the open market? All this other mess about Hwang’s lack of ethics is just a smokescreen to let him perfect his celebrity cloning methods and reap what he considers to be his deserved rewards. It is so clear to me now.
It will also help the pirated film and music industry. Why make copies of the movies of famous starts when you can make copies of the famous stars themselves and make your own movies with them. That way, you can keep all the profits down to the the stars’ salaries.
But MBC almost ruined the scheme with their meddlesome reporting, which explains the national backlash against them.
While the Main Stream Media had the pieces, it took yours truly to put them together into a suitable conspiracy theory. Is there an opening at MBC for an investigative reporter? Does the Pulitzer come with a cash bonus?
[I hate that I feel I have to say this but this is not a serious post. I'm just having a little fun.]
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BoA acronyms are now only limited by imagination.
You mean BOA won’t really be in “Analgeddon 3″? Oh, donuts!
But you have to remember, with the number of Korean and Japanese celebrities (and the general population) going under the knife these days… sooner or later, everyone’s going to look the same- if it already hasnt happened yet!!
Raise your hands if you think fake eyelids look wack!
It is clear to me what is happening. It is going on all around the world. A dark force descending around human race.
This cloning by somatic nuclear transfer is just a sham. An excuse. What these scientists want to do is to create a race of “slave babies”, not BoA kind but small midgets in the form of multiplying cells.
What they want to do is to mix sperm and ova to create a living baby cells growing and multiplying in the laboratory. They will build a womb-like environment where these poor humanoids will live and grow.
Whenever necessary, these scientists will draw out some cells and inject them into patients. For spine injury case, they hope these cells will develop into backbone. For diabetics, insuline cells.
Is this OK? I don’t think so. Just think about all those “humanoids”(sperm+egg) that have to die. Millions of them. Necessary to advance science? To make a better world?
Then, how do you feel about killing mental retarded and disabled? Would’nt it make a “better” world? A perfect world?
The Western civilization started with the acknowledgement of the Creator. That we are created by Him and we have to answer to Him. Once this belief is gone, Eastern “dog-eat-dog” philosophy reigns.
It all makes sense. Hwang Woo-suk has secretly made a clone of BoA and will make millions by renting her out to the Japanese porn industry!
I accept and support this use of mad science to the fullest.
Wilmut and Hwang’s claim about somatic-cell-nucleus-transfer cloning is just a lie. It doesn’t work. Even if it works, they themselves claim that it only works once in a blue moon. 1 out of 400, in Wilmut’s Dolly(a lie). Hwang’s claim of 1 out 11 is hotly debated by Korean media. Hwang refused a third party verification of his results.
Their “cloning” is just a front to ease the conscience of Westerners. In the backyard of the lab, one lab worker is ejaculating on the eggs. Koreans are doing it. Scientists with no moral boundaries. Hwang’s team is making these “babies” illegally. They are mating these purchased eggs with human sperms and mass-producing stem cells in large quantity. Japan and China may be doing it too.
England just allowed Wilmut to do human cloning. I wonder if British scientists will do this “sperm” trick.
In any case, Koreans are doing it! Not Brazilians or Indians. But, Koreans. Heroes to those who wait for “Brave New World”, but the worst savages in the eye of those who have ethics. This fact must be totally disclosed to the US and European nations. I hope these countries would stop buying Korean products.
The Internet! Giving shut-ins a voice since 1994!
I ‘m all for the cloning of Boa. She is cute. No singing talent, just like every other Korean entertainer, but so cute.