N.K. economy bouncing back?

Well, if the Choson Sinbo (NOT the Chosun Ilbo) says so, it must be true!

2 Comments

  1. Posted October 29, 2005 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    God I love the emphasis on “NOT”. Sometimes I find it funny that when I talk to people I actually have to emphasis the “South” or “North”.

    Hmm. Oil prices still high. DPRK credit rating still crap. DPRK citizens still producing the same exact way government dictates them to do so just as before.

    So. I see either one of two reasons why the great news from Choson Sinbo.

    1. Dr. Kim Jong Il phd(honorary degree from Kim Chaek U), part-time playwrite, internet-geek, gourmand, ladie’s man, and the world’s greatest statesman, discovers portable cold fusion.
    2. Ancient goguryo relics indicates that Dr. Kim Jong Il is the long lost brother of Jesus and has the direct ear to the Almighty. From now on, disruptive weather patterns will cease according to the holy scriptures of the church of latter day juche.

    Ramen.

  2. juan your flag
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 3:37 am | Permalink

    They had an economy? News to me…

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