Rescuing teens from their hormones

With the unseemly behavior of horny teens at East Sea summer spots apparently causing social problems, civic groups are taking it upon themselves to protect the chastity of Korea’s youth.

Of course, my mom used to say the best birth control pill in the world is the aspirin. The key is to keep the pill held between your knees.

14 Comments

  1. gbnhj your flag
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 12:18 am | Permalink

    You know, I agree with the old folks out in Gangneung - it should take more than a moment for women to carelessly lose their virginity (men too, for that matter).

  2. foreigner your flag
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 9:40 am | Permalink

    Speaking of hormones, you’ve got some great porn spam today, Mr. Marmot. “Skibicken Ramfred”–I might name my son this :)

  3. foreigner your flag
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 10:38 am | Permalink

    “At night, they plan to snatch girls seen drinking with strangers in the entertainment districts of downtown Sokcho and Gangneung from the teeth of disaster.” And they’ll know the man the woman is drinking with is a “stranger” (to her?) by what means? Is it really any of their business to judge others’ relationships? And the police will allow these kidnappings? People here can be stunningly childish.

  4. dogbert your flag
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    Ah, immoderate merrymaking…how I miss those days.

  5. Posted August 11, 2005 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    For those who could not go to a beach, this is Kyungpodae, Pusan.
    Press the button for 200K or 300K.

    http://sports.chosun.com/news/......htmnum=78

  6. Posted August 11, 2005 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    I got confused. Not Pusan, Kanung of Kangwon province.

    if you head out east direction from Seoul, you will hit Serak mountain and if you go over the mountain, you will see the East Sea. Kangnung is famous for beautiful beaches.

    OK. Just watch the video about ten times and burn it into your memory. You have “embedded memory of Kyenpodae beach”. You were there this summer. You saw bikini-clad young nubile bodies, flamingo-like dancing and bunch of fat adjussis.

    Now hand over to me $300 that you saved, for not actually going there. You did not get taken by outrageous innkeepers. Nor you had to fight some drunken adjussi on the beach. No VD.

    Isn’t the cyber-vacation better than actual trip?

  7. foreigner your flag
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    Where’s the cybersex Baduk :)

  8. JYC your flag
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    Such BS. You know these cretins are just going to rush to the room salon right after.

    Is it any wonder why puritanical Calvinst Christianity has been such a smash hit here?

  9. James your flag
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    The sample they took for their survey is not representative of the population. I might liken it to surveying the women in the red light districts to find out when they lost their virginity and then declaring that the majority of those reasons are the cause in the apparent loosening of the morals of Korean youth these days. Most of all, I love the fact that these people have nothing better to do than stick their noses in the business of twitterpated youth who want anything but to be lectured on the potential moral mistake they might make. These people should take their adjenda to MBC and KBS, not the beaches if they want to be heard.

  10. Posted August 11, 2005 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    And again I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle…than it is to prevent Korean girls from becoming young hoes.

  11. Posted August 11, 2005 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    quick thursday links

    Via India Uncut, a Hindustan Times item on defeating Maoists with pizza and Pepsi:The extremist Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist), which has virtually ruled the Bastar region of Chhattisgarh in southcentral India for 15 years, is fighting to…

  12. dogbert your flag
    Posted August 12, 2005 at 9:51 am | Permalink

    The Gospel according to Mark.

  13. Posted August 12, 2005 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    :twisted:

  14. steve your flag
    Posted August 12, 2005 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    I think these rural communities simply allow Koreans the opportunity to “engage in activities” they can’t do back in their own communities.

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