Comments on: Do All Child Stars Grow Up to Have Issues?

By: baduk

baduk — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 12:37:04 +0000

slim,

You are great. I laughed hard about KJI living in a dream land thinking that he united two Koreas. I think we can fly in LasVegas girls too. That may be the deal clincher. KJI loves foreign women. He was once married to a Russian.

Give him love, not war. Moreover, if one of those girls can hook him with Cocain, that will be so good for the future of Korea. The North Korean junkie.

If we hold off his supply of daily fix, he will do what we want. We may even keep him in power, and slowly change NK society. That is so ideal.

By: slim

slim — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 07:28:05 +0000

I got my gravatar by keywording “hillbilly” on Google images. The inspiration was none other than Noolji, who back in his Shin Jong Il days labelled all of his American critics as trailer-dwelling rednecks.

By: Kushibo

Kushibo — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 06:57:39 +0000

I don’t know what kind of weirdos might be lurking here, so I’ll just say north of Camp Coiner, in the direction of Seoul Station.

By: KrZ

KrZ — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 06:54:53 +0000

Where do you live Kushibo?

By: Kushibo

Kushibo — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 06:47:51 +0000

No, thank you. I live too close to Yongsan Garrison for that to be a pleasant thing.

Is your gravatar from the recent remake of “Night of the Living Dead”?

By: slim

slim — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 06:45:40 +0000

I’d like to see the giant Yongsan garrison turned into a little fantasy island in South Korea, where Kim Jong-il could live under the /Goodbye Lenin/Truman Show-esque illusion that he rules a unified Korea. Actors (and the sycophantic factions of the Korean left) could hold giant parades in front of his palace, juicy girls could be rotated through, and history could be fabricated to say that he drove the Americans out.

By: Kushibo

Kushibo — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 00:33:58 +0000

Here’s something sweet to add to the pot to get Kim Jong-il to bow out quietly: promise him a ten-picture deal with Columbia Pictures, after which he retires to that Pacific island we promised him.

Uncle Sam (with or without the help of Seoul and Tokyo) could pay Columbia for any losses they may incur.

It sounds quite silly, but I bet he would really do it.